Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was fleeing with his head down, felt the ground shaking again, and the shaking was getting stronger and stronger, and the source of the shaking seemed to be getting closer and closer to him.

Out of curiosity, Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly glanced back, but this turn almost scared him to death.

The wooden man who had been standing in the Death Forest without any movement, now actually started running!

And judging from the posture, it was clearly aimed at him.

Sarutobi Hiruzen risked his life to escape across half the village, but he didn't expect that the wooden man would catch up with him in just two or three steps.

In the blink of an eye, the wooden man was almost behind Sarutobi Hiruzen's butt...

[No, I have to speed up! ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly gained some strength and rode forward at a great speed, gradually widening the distance between him and the wooden man.

The villagers of Konoha retreated back to their homes as soon as they saw the wooden man making a move, hiding in their houses and trembling.

Fortunately, under the control of Lazy Sheep, the wooden man deliberately avoided the houses and just ran wildly in Konoha Village with one foot on the main street, without causing any harm to the villagers.

Gradually, the villagers were no longer afraid. Instead, they watched the wooden man's movements through the windows of their homes, and exclaimed in surprise every time the wooden man's big feet landed.

"What's going on? Why does the wooden man created by Wood Release... look like he is chasing after our Hokage?!"

"What do you mean by 'seem'?! This is clearly a pursuit!"

"Could it be that the Third Hokage did something that angered the heavens and the people, causing dissatisfaction among the reclusive Senju clan?!"

"Could it be that... the evidence of the Third Hokage's crimes that was previously reported is true..."

After this incident, doubts about the character of the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen spread silently among the villagers of Konoha.

All the efforts made by Sarutobi Hiruzen before were wasted...

Of course, this is something for later, so we won’t mention it for now.

However, the exclamations of the Konoha villagers were not loud, but not too small either;

Some of the words were still captured by the experimental subject with pointed ears standing on top of the wooden man's head.

[So the power father used is Wood Release?

So, father is the Senju clan they are talking about. Then we who have the same power as father...

Humph~ It's ridiculous that these people actually thought that the Senju clan was exterminated...

Just wait, our Senju clan will surely become great again under the leadership of Father! 】

Just like that, without knowing it, my lazy brother was given the title of "Thousand Hands Clan" by his group of experimental sons...

It’s gratifying, it’s gratifying~

……

"Ahhhhhh~ You old pervert, I finally caught you!"

Lazy Sheep's roar and the gradually enlarging shadow above his head frightened Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had slowed down a little, so much that his hair stood on end. He immediately gathered all his strength and jumped towards the wall to dodge.

The wooden man's feet landed heavily and created a huge pit on the ground, but the slippery Sarutobi Hiruzen still managed to escape.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who narrowly escaped death by climbing over the wall, was completely focused on escaping and naturally did not pay attention to whose wall he was climbing over.

So, after climbing over several walls in succession, Sarutobi Hiruzen happened to run into a group of fat guys from the Akimichi family who were partying in the courtyard and celebrating that Lazy Sheep had nothing to do.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ⊙_⊙……

The fat people of the Qiu Dao family: ⊙_⊙……

[Why did this old guy come to our place... What a fucking spoiler... Tsk! ]

[I didn’t expect that I would end up in the Qiu Dao family’s territory. Why are they all gathered here… Wait! ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ⊙▽⊙! ! !

Sarutobi Hiruzen was very happy because he suddenly found that the high-end combat power of the Akimichi clan seemed to be all here~

then……

"Boss Ding, quickly bring your people to help me stop the wooden man behind me..."

"puff!!!"

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen could finish his words, he saw Akimichi Choza spit out the venison he had just put into his mouth, fell to the ground, holding his stomach, and howling in pain.

"This... this meat is poisonous!!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (???) …

The fat guys of the Qiu Dao family: (⊙o⊙)~

The next second, the fat men of the Qiu Dao family followed suit and fell to the ground in pain.

"Ah~ I'm poisoned too!"

"I didn't expect that old man Lu Jiu would actually poison the venison we were given..."

"Didn't we just eat a little more?

We are both members of the Pig, Deer and Butterfly Alliance... Why is it so?!"

"Ah... I feel dizzy, dizzy~ It seems I've been poisoned too...

By the way, Lord Hokage, what did you just say?

Sorry, the poison is so strong that I didn't hear you clearly... If you're fine, just leave. Can't you see we're all poisoned?"

"Hashiru, I think you are too deeply poisoned. It's so late... How could the Hokage come to us?

It’s all your illusion.”

"Oh, yes, yes, it's my fault..."

[Nara Shikaku: You are sitting at home and the pot falls from the sky, right? !

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!】

……

The fat guys from the Qiu Dao family performed so realistically, and the expressions on their faces were so painful.

It felt like if Sarutobi Hiruzen dared to pull them up from the ground, they would die in Sarutobi Hiruzen's arms the next second.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !

Seeing that the wooden man controlled by Lazy Sheep was about to adjust his posture and bend down to find him, Sarutobi Hiruzen had no choice but to run away again.

But while running, Sarutobi Hiruzen was still cursing.

"I am Gan Lin Niang! Did you hear that, Qiu Dao Ding Zuo? I am Gan Lin Niang!!!"

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen's figure disappeared, the fat men of the Akimichi family sat up from the ground at the same time. Lazy Sheep, who was controlling the wooden man to bend down to look for Sarutobi Hiruzen's trace, also happened to see them in the yard.

"Hello, uncles from the Akimichi family, hello~"

"Hey~ Lazy Sheep-san, long time no see~"

"Did you see where that old pervert Sarutobi Hiruzen went?"

Led by clan leader Akimichi Chozo, the fat men of the Akimichi clan raised their hands and performed the Local Multiplication Technique, extending their fingers that had expanded to several meters in length and pointing them in the direction of Sarutobi Hiruzen's escape...

Finally, Akimichi Dingzuo added seriously.

"Although our Hokage has just left, in order to save time... Lazy Sheep, you can go directly through our clan land."

"Yeah~ Thank you, Uncle Ding Zuo. Let's have dinner together some other day..."

Lazy Sheep chased Sarutobi Hiruzen and left a huge footprint on the Akimichi family's land.

"Ugh……"

Akimichi Dingzuo looked at the footprints in front of him in silence for a long time, and finally let out a long sigh.

"The ancestors of the Akimichi family, please bless us and make sure that our beloved Hokage cannot return safely..."

Maybe tomorrow, Akimichi Choza will be able to contact the major families of Konoha to discuss the election of a new Hokage.

[Hmm~ I heard from Shikaku that old guy Hiashi is pretty good...]

"By the way, where did that old fellow Sarutobi Hiruzen run to?"

"It looks like the Valley of the End."