Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Ahem~ Hanzo, you have to listen carefully, our plan is:

When attacking, you will first lead the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village to launch a feint attack from the front to lure out the thief leader Lazy Sheep who is hiding in the Sheep Village;

Wait until he walks out of the village, then I and Danzo will outflank him from the side and capture him in one fell swoop!

During this process, in order to prevent other members of the Akatsuki organization from coming to support, my brother is needed to lead the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village to provide support.

If someone comes to rescue us, I hope you, Hanzo, will do your best to stop them...

This is the plan, do you understand, Hanzo?"

Danzo Shimura told all in one breath the plan he and Hiruzen Sarutobi had worked out.

Naruto was completely dumbfounded when he heard such a "sophisticated" plan.

This was both a frontal feint and an attempt to intercept the Akatsuki organization's rescue...

Anyone who is not a fool can see that these two shameless old guys are planning to use the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village as cannon fodder!

Do you really not regard the "Demi-God of the Ninja World" Hanzo of the Salamander and the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village as human beings?!

"Why? Brother Hanzo, do you have any objection to this plan we have made?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his eyes and looked at Naruto with a smile.

The damn old monkey was hoping that Naruto would have an opinion, so that he could legitimately kill this bastard who was supporting Shimura Danzo for the position of Hokage in both words and deeds;

There is absolutely no need to wait until after attacking Lazy Sheep...

As for Danzo Shimura...

Although this little brother Shimura Danzo himself is quite rare, but if he really disagrees with this plan...

As the older brother, he had no choice but to take action against his younger brother!

Naruto: ?_?……

[I understand the truth and can comprehend it.]

But I just don’t understand…Shimura Danzo, why did you take out a kunai? !

What's wrong?

Your kunai can not only stab Susanoo, but also kill the demigods of the ninja world, right?! 】

"I have no objection to everything arranged by the two elder brothers."

As soon as these words were spoken, Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes narrowed slightly again, and Shimura Danzo also silently retracted the kunai in his hand.

“If that’s the case, then it’s settled.

The time for attacking the Sheep Village was set at December 12st, the day when the hateful sheep took over as the village chief.

Oh, Danzo, remember to bring along the bodies of the children who sacrificed their lives for Konoha today...

After they captured Yang Village, they announced to the public that they had all died heroically in this battle.

Alas... After all, I am sorry for them. As the Hokage... This is the last thing I can do for them."

Naruto: ?_?……

Shimura Danzo:?_?……

[Bah~ Hypocritical old man! ] x2

"That's no problem, but Hiruzen...

I have one request. After you kill the sheep, its body must belong to me."

"...Danzo, you should understand that this thing is not something you and your roots can get involved in."

Although he hated Lazy Sheep, Sarutobi Hiruzen had to admit...

My lazy brother is worth more than anything else, even just his body.

"But this thing can only play its greatest value when it is handed over to me!"

"No way, don't even think about it!"

……

The two old guys were arguing over the ownership of Lazy Sheep's body without paying any attention to anyone else, leaving Naruto, who was standing aside, speechless.

No... that's the lazy guy from the dog system~

Looking at the entire ninja world, is there anyone who can kill my lazy brother? !

With Lazy Sheep's enviable luck, Naruto has no doubt that even if the other people in the Akatsuki organization were killed by these two old guys...

My lazy brother can still be alive and well without losing even a hair.

Who will return my lazy brother's body to?

These two shameless old men look ugly, but their thoughts are beautiful...

……

"That's enough, Danzo, you've overstepped your bounds today!

...Don't forget that I am the Hokage!"

"Huruzen, I am just overstepping my authority, so what?!

I, Danzo Shimura, am putting my words here today!

If you don't hand over the body of this sheep to me, you will definitely regret it later!"

Bang! ! !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→……

Shimura Danzo: →_→……

Naruto, who had just opened the door of the conference room and then slammed it shut again, had a wry smile on his face.

"Ahahaha~ then...

The atmosphere was so tense that I couldn't help myself... Sorry, just ignore me."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ?_?……

Shimura Danzo:?_?……

"In that case, let's do our best!

Whoever grabs the body of the sheep will own it!"

"That's exactly what I meant!"

"Hmph!" x2

……

A thrilling meeting ended abruptly with a cold snort from Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo;

The two of them walked towards the door of the conference room at the same time, one of them pushed open the door on one side, and walked out almost at the same time.

Immediately afterwards...

"Hanzo (brother), you go with me." x2

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (?Benefit?) !!!

Danzo Shimura: (?Benefit?)! ! !

"Why are you imitating me, you bastard?!" x2

"Damn, you're still here, huh?! Do you really think I don't have a temper?!" x2

Naruto: (⊙o⊙)~

How about saying that these two are a pair of good friends who love and hate each other?

You look and talk the same...

"Sansho Hanzo must go with me today!"

"Why? Don't forget that he is the one I invited."

"I am the Hokage of Konoha."

"Hanzo of the Salamander calls me Brother Danzo."

"I am the Hokage of Konoha."

"My relationship with Hanzo is better than yours..."

"I am the Hokage of Konoha."

Shimura Danzo: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, you're not done yet, are you?! Can you talk about something else?!"

"I was personally recognized by the Second Hokage before his death. I am the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen who has been in office the longest."

Shimura Danzo: (▼ plate▼#)! ! !

……

"Hanzo, who are you going to go with?!"

The two of them argued endlessly, and finally turned their heads to look at Naruto who was watching the show.

Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

"Ah?! Ah~ I, I... Ouch!

My stomach hurts so much!

You two brothers go ahead, I'm going to go get the big one first~"

Appeared!

The secret of shit escape*the technique of taking a big shit!

Naruto, who used this secret technique, successfully escaped from the clutches of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo who were watching him intently;

Naruto ran into the toilet cubicle at lightning speed and sat on the toilet, finally getting a moment to catch his breath.

"System, take out all the lottery tickets I have in stock at once!"

[Used successfully, the system is drawing a lottery, congratulations to the host for winning...]

"Hiss~ What is this?!"

Naruto looked at something on the lottery result panel displayed by the system and couldn't help but gasp.

"It turns out that I didn't want to take a big dump, but I wanted to play a big one..."

Naruto's eyes rolled, and suddenly a vicious plan came to his mind.

Naruto immediately rushed out of the toilet and charged towards Danzo Shimura who had not yet walked far.

"Brother Danzo, wait a minute, sleep with me tonight~"