Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Chapter 155 Naruto: Isn't this getting better?

"Come on, brother Danzo, drink!"

Naruto picked up a pot of sake and drank it in one gulp in front of Shimura Danzo, who was stunned.

In fact, in a place where Shimura Danzo couldn't see, all the sake was collected by Naruto into the system space.

Danzo Shimura: d(?д??)! ! !

[Wow~ Is Hanzo such a generous drinker?!

As his elder brother... I can't let him look down on me! 】

Thinking of this, Danzo Shimura picked up a pot of sake and drank directly from the bottle with great enthusiasm.

Half an hour later...

"Brother Hanzo, I think we've had enough to drink, how about..."

"Hey~ Brother Danzo, what you said...

As the saying goes, one cup is love, two cups are kindness, and three cups are good brothers;

One cup clean, two cups toast, three cups show true feelings!

Once you pick up the wine glass, your career will flourish;

A toast of wine brings a long and prosperous journey;

The clink of wine glasses brings a fortune;

When you raise your glass, good luck will always come;

When the wine glasses clink, gold jumps everywhere;

Once the wine glass is empty, your fortune will double;

With a glass of wine in hand, I feel relaxed...

Where have we come from now?!

Come on, keep going!"

Shimura Danzo: (⊙o⊙)~

"Brother Hanzo is right!"

Shimura Danzo slapped his thigh fiercely, picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

"Here, I toast you with this cup, bro!"

……

Another half an hour later.

"Hey, bro, I really can't drink anymore. Today..."

"Brother Danzo, haven't you heard...

The feelings are deep, and they are stuffy;

The feelings are shallow, just lick it;

The affection is deep, and drinking is not enough;

The feelings are thin, and I can’t drink;

Strong feelings, drinking until blood...

Would you rather have a hole in your stomach than a crack in your relationship?

I just invited you to have a drink, brother. You didn't even give me this little courtesy. Is it possible that our relationship is..."

Shimura Danzo: (???) …

"Stop talking, bro. Let's continue!"

……

Another half hour passed.

"Brother, get out of the way~

Don’t stop me, I can still drink!

Who put the floor on my head?

what? !

I fell down accidentally... You said I was drunk?!

fart!

Help me up, I can still drink!"

Well... although Shimura Danzo's aura is so majestic, he has now huddled under the wine table and started to imitate the roar of a dragon.

Facts have proved that under the attack of the long-standing drinking culture of a certain ancient country on my Blue Star... a mere Danzo Shimura is not worth mentioning.

A perfect victory, right?!

[It seems that I have drunk enough~]

When Naruto saw Danzo Shimura's current state, he immediately realized that his preparations were almost done.

Then...

"Brother Danzo is so domineering! Come, I will help you up right now."

Naruto walked over to Danzo with a smile and squatted down, taking out a bowl of steaming soup from the system space.

[Hextech Broth: Anyone who drinks this soup will fall asleep the next second, ensuring a full eight hours of adequate sleep, during which time they will not be awakened by any external factors (drinking it while drunk can extend the sleep time to ten hours).

Note: The first step is to boil the bones into soup;

Step 2... I'll have a spoonful of Sanhua evaporated milk! 】

"Come on, brother, finish this bowl of hangover soup and we'll continue drinking."

Naruto had already fed the Hextech Broth to Danzo Shimura's mouth, but who knew the next second...

Danzo Shimura tilted his head and raised his hand to push the soup out of Naruto's hand.

"I'm not drunk, drink your uncle's sobering soup!

"Brother Hanzo, do you have an uncle?!"

Naruto: ?_?……

Isn't this a blatant insult? !

Naruto couldn't tell whether the old man Shimura Danzo was really drunk or just pretending to be drunk...

But now that the soup has been taken out, you old man, Shimura Danzo, still want to run away? !

Naruto simply straightened Shimura Danzo's head, pinched his cheeks and forced the bowl of soup full of technology into his mouth.

Anyway, we are now in Shimura Danzo's own home, and there is no one else around. When Shimura Danzo wakes up...

Naruto bet that Danzo Shimura would not remember that he fed him soup.

Thump~

The products of the dog system must be of the highest quality. Not even a second had passed since Danzo Shimura swallowed the soup when he rolled his eyes and fell asleep.

To be on the safe side, Naruto slapped Danzo Shimura several times to test the effect of the Hextech soup stock.

As a result, Shimura Danzo's mouth was twisted, but the old guy didn't wake up and even started snoring.

Naruto: ⊙w⊙~

Naruto was now completely relieved.

Since Shimura Danzo is already sleeping like a dead pig, then what's next...

"Flying Dragon Searching Cloud Hand, I steal it!"

Naruto stretched out his hand towards Danzo Shimura through the air.

Under Naruto's gaze, the hand was inserted into Shimura Danzo's body. After a brief groping, something was suddenly pulled out of Shimura Danzo's body.

Naruto looked at it expectantly and found that it was...

【Shimura Danzo's intimate original underwear*1】

Naruto: (||?_?)...

"I'm so unlucky!"

Naruto immediately threw Shimura Danzo's underwear out of the window with great disgust, and after calming down, he put his hand into Shimura Danzo's body.

【Shimura Danzo's last ring*1】

【Steal failed】

【Shimura Danzo's huge chest hair*1】

【Handwritten signature of Shimura Danzo*1】

……

After a moment, Naruto, with a frown on his face, looked at the pile of garbage he had taken out with his own hands, and couldn't help but curse at the dog system.

"You're cheating me, dog system. The effect of this skill is completely different from what we promised, okay?!"

[…Host, please read the Flying Dragon Cloud-Seeking Hands skill description given by this system carefully. ]

【Flying Dragon Searching the Clouds (Legendary): Steal the sky from above, steal the ground from below, and steal the air in between!

The user can use this skill to steal any object silently, including but not limited to items, bloodlines, abilities, identities...

At the same time, the user can also return the stolen items to the stolen person silently.

This skill is divided into five levels:

First level: Randomly steal all ordinary tangible objects from the target;

Second level: Randomly steal all tangible objects from the target;

Level 3: Randomly steal everything from the object;

Level 4: Accurately steal everything on the other person (excluding identity);

Fifth level: Steal everything from the target with precision.

When one reaches the highest level of spiritual practice, there is nothing in the world that cannot be stolen!

Host's current proficiency: 35/50 on the first level (only successful stealing counts);

Note: This skill is only effective for objects within the Six Paths level. Objects with strength exceeding the Six Paths level cannot be extracted;

If the person whose items were stolen does not use them, they will not be able to discover that the items are missing;

When you first practice the Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds, you will most likely fail when stealing. However, if the target is in an abnormal state (sleeping, drunk, poisoned...), the chance of success will increase significantly.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"Got it. I'll try a few more times. If it still doesn't work... Dog System, get ready to jump off the cliff with me to seek adventure."

【…】

……

【Shimura Danzo's leg hair*1】

【Steal failed】

[Shimura Danzo’s rear molar*1]

……

【Shimura Danzo's toenails*1】

[Proficiency has reached full level. Congratulations to the host for reaching the second level of the Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds Hand. ]

【Shimura Danzo's Sharingan*1】

【Shimura Danzo's Root Secret Scroll*1】