Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.
Chapter 158 The trio reunites
“Orochimaru, take the power of the Six Paths of Yin and Yang and study it first.
Naruto suspects that the Six Paths Sage has secretly played a role in this. Once you have thoroughly studied it and confirmed that there is no problem, you can hand it over to your apprentice Uchiha Sasuke. "
Orochimaru: ⊙▽⊙~
Is this the welfare treatment of Akatsuki after Naruto takes over? !
I love Orochimaru~
"Three-tailed Isobu... Kimimaro, find some time to ask Kushina to help you seal it into your body."
Kimimaro: d(?д??)~Brother loves me!!!
"...Four tails...the four tails of a red-haired baboon...
Does anyone want this thing?!
If no one wants it, I’ll just feed it to the Outer Path Golem~"
Orochimaru: (⊙o⊙)~Give it to me, give it to me!
Facing Orochimaru's hopeful gaze, Nagato calmly put the ball of light that sealed the four tails into his own bag.
"Well, now that the things Naruto sent have been distributed, and we have learned of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo's plan to attack the sheep village, then..."
Nagato looked around.
Whitebeard, Kakuzu, Tsuchiko, Kakashi, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Xiaodi, Kurotsuchi, Itachi, the Uchiha clan...
Except for Konan who is taking care of the children at home, the Kirigakure branch of Akatsuki, Hidan who has no news from anyone, and Sasori who is going to the Snow Country to be a son-in-law, all the members of Akatsuki are here.
Orochimaru deserves special mention here.
Originally, Nagato did not intend to ask Orochimaru, who was far away in Otogakure, to participate in this operation.
Ever since this guy heard that Lazy Sheep had mastered the Mangekyō Sharingan and Wood Release, he has come back alone from afar.
The reason why Orochimaru is so active is that he hopes that my lazy brother can contribute his own strength to his great scientific research cause.
Simply put... Orochimaru is greedy for my lazy brother's blood. This time when he came to Yangcun, Orochimaru brought a hundred syringes just for drawing blood...
"Let's go to the Sheep Village and meet Lazy Sheep."
"Gulala la la la ~ Let's go, I'll take you to see my mistress!"
The crowd no longer concealed their whereabouts and headed towards the Sheep Village in a mighty manner.
……
Meanwhile, in Sheep Village.
"Master, a large number of ninjas suddenly appeared, and judging from the direction they were heading, they should be heading to our Sheep Village.
Judging from the appearance of these people, they are the Akatsuki organization you mentioned."
Yamato walked into a room, knelt on one knee and reported the truth.
Opposite Yamato, Lazy Sheep was lazily taking a nap on Shizune's round and slender legs, and Tsunade, who looked unhappy, was standing next to him.
From this scene, we can see that Tsunade lost the gambling battle that day... as expected.
"Um~ Dad and the others are here?!
But I’m so sleepy and want to sleep, what should I do…”
Lazy Sheep tried his best to open his eyes a crack, looked at Yamato and said weakly.
"How about... Yamato, you and Tsunade go to greet them on my behalf... Thank you for your hard work~"
Lazy Sheep’s voice became quieter and quieter, and it was obvious that he was about to fall asleep again.
Yamato: (Ahhh)…
Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!!
"Super Strength Fist! Get up here, you bastard!"
Duang! ! !
Tsunade gathered her strength and punched Lazy Sheep hard on the head, instantly waking up Lazy Brother's sleepiness.
Only those who have been hit by Tsunade's super-powerful punch know it. A big red bump instantly appeared on Lazy Sheep's head. He covered his head with his hands and rolled around in pain.
"Waaaaaaaaaa~ What are you doing, Tsunade?!"
"What did you say?!
We clearly agreed that since I lost the bet with you, I only need to be your bodyguard...
But why do I and Shizune act like your babysitters?!
Now you actually let me receive others on your behalf...
The old lady quit!
Did you hear that?!
I don’t want to do it anymore!”
Jingyin:?_?……
Yamato: ?_?……
Being able to push Tsunade, who regards her gambling as her life, to this point... I, Lazy Brother, am also a scorpion poop - unique and poisonous.
"Hey~ Tsunade, please help me~ After all, I'm really sleepy now... ha~"
Before he could finish his sentence, Lazy Sheep felt sleepy again.
"No! I absolutely don't agree..."
Tsunade waved her hand and refused righteously.
On the other hand, my lazy brother just smiled and uttered two words softly.
"unless?"
“…Unless you make another bet with me!
If I win, you have to promise that from now on neither I nor Shizune will be your bodyguards;
If I lose, I will help you pick up the person!"
"Ha~ Okay, what do you want to play?"
"Keep it simple, let's play dice, the one with the higher number wins!"
"Oh, okay~"
……
Soon, two sets of dice cups were brought up.
"I'll come first!"
Tsunade took the lead and sucked her three dice into the dice cup in one go. Then she started shaking the dice in a variety of dazzling and highly artistic ways.
Snapped! ! !
"Open it for me!"
Tsunade opened the dice cup and saw...
"Hahaha~ Two sixes, I win!"
Jingyin:?_?……
Yamato: ?_?……
Neither of them knew whether or not they should remind Tsunade that the dice had three dice;
Just now, such a big dice flew out of the dice cup...
Didn't Tsunade see it?!
"Ha~ It's my turn, right?"
Lazy Sheep kept yawning, absentmindedly put three dice into the dice cup one by one, and then turned the dice cup upside down on the table.
"Okay, ha~"
Tsunade: (▼ヘ▼#)...This sheep is definitely looking down on me!
"Okay, then you open it!"
"Oh."
Lazy Sheep opened the dice cup, glanced at the dice inside, and said weakly.
"Three fives, fifteen points... I win, Tsunade, you keep your word...
I’ll leave the matter of welcoming Dad and the others up to you~"
Tsunade: ??????? !!
"I don't accept it. Why do you have one more dice than me, you bastard?!"
"Eh?! There are three dice~"
"Where did the old lady's go?!"
"Didn't you shake him off yourself?
Here it is, right there..."
Tsunade looked in the direction of Lazy Sheep's finger, and saw a dice lying alone on the ground. The dice facing up was a big...
【two】
Tsunade: (*?????)……
"Hey, Tsunade, do you have any questions?"
"No more! I'll go right away."
"Then I'll go back to sleep. Thank you for your hard work."
Lazy Sheep lay in Jingyin's arms again and fell into a deep sleep in seconds.
Tsunade: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !
[Lazy Sheep, just wait, one day... one day!
One day I will defeat you fairly and win Shizune back from you~]
……
A moment later, at the entrance of Yang Village.
Jiraiya: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? ! ! Tsuna...Tsunade? !
Orochimaru: (⊙o⊙)... So Tsunade is also in the Sheep Village? !
Tsunade: ?_?... Shit~ Why did I have to meet them?!
"Why are you here?!" x2
"Why are you here?!" x2
The pornographic, gambling and drug-related trio: (ー_ー)!!
"elder sister!"
A young man cheered and threw himself into Tsunade's arms.
Tsunade lowered her head and took a closer look...
"ROPE TREE?!"
Tsunade: ??????? !!
[Can anyone tell me...what the hell is going on?! ]
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