Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

In the eyes of outsiders, Naruto simply put one hand on Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulder, and the two of them were talking cordially.

When they talk about happy things, they will burst into hearty laughter.

But looking at it from Naruto's perspective...

The Flying Dragon Cloud-Seeking Hand that was used to take something out of Sarutobi Hiruzen's body had already been swung out by Naruto, leaving only an afterimage.

[1% of Sarutobi Hiruzen's Six Paths Yang Power*]

[Sarutobi Hiruzen's Fire Style*Fire Dragon Flame Bullet*1]

[Sarutobi Hiruzen's Earth Style* Earth River Wheel*1]

[Sarutobi Hiruzen's Water Style*Water Dragon Bullet*1]

……

It is said that Sarutobi Hiruzen is nicknamed "Doctor of the Ninja World". The five elements of ninjutsu he took out from him are enough for Naruto to deal with wholesale.

But it's not enough, how can the mere five ninjutsu be compared with the power of the six paths of Yang? !

Naruto’s goal is to steal 70% of him first!

Even though Danzo Shimura had the Sharingan as a base, Naruto drained away 65% ​​of his Six Paths Yin power;

Sarutobi Hiruzen, a good friend of Shimura Danzo...

Naruto said that he couldn't lose to the old monkey, right? !

Keep stealing!

……

【Three tails Isobu*1】

Naruto: ⊙▽⊙!!!

Damn~ Good stuff, I’ll take it!

……

【Four-tailed Sun Wukong*1】

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

What the hell is this?!

System, stuff it back to me... wait, chop off the four tails of this red-haired monkey first and then stuff it back in!

Otherwise Naruto always feels annoyed watching it.

……

[What's wrong with this Salamander Hanzo? How can you always put your arm around someone's shoulder while talking to them?! ]

After a long time, Sarutobi Hiruzen vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Anyway, Sarutobi Hiruzen was not going to let Naruto's hand rest on this shoulder anymore, or he would get prickly heat...

Sarutobi Hiruzen moved his shoulder without changing his expression, trying to make Naruto's hand on it fall down by itself.

Helplessly, that hand was like a dog-skin plaster. No matter how Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulder moved, that hand remained motionless and never left his shoulder at all.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ?_?……

[Q: How can I remind someone to put their hands down in a friendly and polite way?

Waiting online, very urgent...】

……

"I'll go get a glass of water."

"Oh my god, what a coincidence~

I happen to be thirsty too, let’s go together.”

Sarutobi Hiruzen held the water cup, Naruto pinched Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulder, and the two of them happily drank water together.

After drinking the water...

"I drank too much water. I'm going to the toilet."

"Brother Hiruzen, I'll accompany you!"

"..."

As the saying goes:

He insisted that Qingshan would not relax, and Ligen was in the broken rock.

Even though you have endured countless blows, you are still strong, no matter how strong the wind is from east to west, north or south!

Naruto was determined not to let his hand leave Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulder until the goal he set was achieved.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (?Benefit?) …

"... Hanzo, I need to go pee."

"Together, together~"

"...I still want to have a big one!"

"Oh, Hiruzen brother, why didn't you tell me earlier~

If you had told me earlier, I could have... handed you the paper?!

Alas...it's too late now, and I didn't bring any paper...what a pity~"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

"Brother Hanzo, let me be frank with you... Can you please take your hands off my shoulders?!

My shoulders are feeling very uncomfortable from being pressed by your hands!"

"What?!

Brother Hiruzen, why didn't you tell me earlier?!

I'm about to... Brother Hiruzen, please wait a moment~

Mainly, my hand seems to be numb, and I can’t move it for the time being…”

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼Dan▼#)! ! !

……

[1% of Sarutobi Hiruzen's Six Paths Yang Power*]

Naruto glanced at the real information on the system panel:

[70% of Sarutobi Hiruzen's Six Paths Yang Power*]

OK, goal accomplished!

While Naruto was overjoyed, he just heard Sarutobi Hiruzen's extremely helpless voice.

"Brother Hanzo, can you move your hands now?"

"Oh oh~ It can move now, I'll take it away now~"

Naruto swiftly removed his hands from Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulders, and in the process he found a clean spot on Sarutobi Hiruzen's clothes on the back and wiped it hard twice.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!

"Brother Hiruzen, I suddenly remembered that the person I brought here has something to ask me, so I'm leaving first!

I'll have dinner with you some other day~"

Having said that, before Sarutobi Hiruzen could say anything, Naruto ran away and disappeared completely.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ?_?……

Sarutobi Hiruzen can now say with certainty that the demigod of the ninja world, "Hanzo of the Salamander", has some problems as a human being.

……

"Call Buhuyouren over here."

After returning to the Hidden Rain Village ninjas' base in Konoha, Naruto immediately called a senior ninja from the Hidden Rain Village.

"What are your orders, sir?"

When the upper ninja of the Hidden Rain Village, Fuhu Yuto, came up to Naruto, he bowed to him respectfully.

Naruto didn't waste any time and directly stuffed a freshly written letter and a sealing scroll into Buhuyouren's arms, and motioned for him to come closer.

"You go to Nagato right now, and then... do you understand?!"

"My subordinate understands."

"Now that you understand, let's go."

"Yes."

……

Between Konoha Village and Sheep Village, in a dense jungle not far from Sheep Village,

Nagato led all members of the Akatsuki organization to station here early on, always on guard against sudden attacks by Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.

At the same time, the members of the Akatsuki organization were anxiously waiting for news from Naruto, who had infiltrated Konoha Village as Hanzo of the Salamander.

Now, the news they have been waiting for has finally arrived!

"Nagato-sama, this is what Naruto-sama told his subordinates to give to you."

Buhu Yuto, who arrived exhausted from the journey, respectfully presented the letter and the sealed scroll to Nagato.

Nagato, who had been waiting for a long time, did not want to delay any longer and immediately opened the letter and started reading it in front of everyone.

After reading the contents of the letter word for word... Nagato felt numb.

He picked up the sealing scroll as if in a dream and poured out everything inside.

Wow~

The ground was covered with the Uchiha clan's unique eyeballs, plus four peculiarly shaped light balls.

Everyone in Akatsuki: ⊙_⊙……

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization was silent. They really couldn't figure out what this kid Naruto did in Konoha?

Especially the Uchiha clan, they really couldn't figure out where Naruto got these eyeballs on the ground? !

It is obvious that each of their eyes had long been returned to their original owners.

Oh, except...

"Fugaku, Naruto said in the letter that it's inconvenient for you to install each eyeball, so I asked you to just pick two from this pile and install them first."

Uchiha Fugaku: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"Then you can swap out the rest of the Uchiha clan if you wish, and the rest will be left to Orochimaru to study."

Uchiha clan members: (ー_ー)!!

Orochimaru: ⊙w⊙~

"By the way, Naruto also mentioned in the letter... these are all Mangekyō Sharingan on the ground."

Uchiha clan members: (“▔□▔)!!!

Damn~ Change!

Must change!

Anyone who doesn't change is a fool!

"Brothers, dig out your eyeballs and follow me!"

"Hey~ Don't grab it, don't grab it! Come one by one..."

"I'll fuck you!"

At this moment, Uchiha was completely crazy!