Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Messy hair and beard, bloodstained robe, broken mask...

"Brother Hanzo looks so miserable. I wonder what happened to him in the Sheep Village..."

"We'll find out when he comes over... After such a long time, Hanzo should have figured out the general situation of the Sheep Village."

"That's right, but it's a pity that he couldn't lure out that damn sheep..."

"Okay Hiruzen, now is not the time to complain. We should go pick up brother Hanzo."

……

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo immediately took action with their respective men and headed towards the Salamander Hanzo who had already run halfway.

Soon after, affectionate calls were heard even though there was still more than a hundred meters between the two sides.

"Brother Hiruzen! Brother Danzo!"

"Brother Hanzo!" x2

“Brother!!!”

"Brother!!!" x2

Thump~

"Hanzo of the Salamander" stumbled and fell directly to the feet of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo. Looking at this situation, he was exhausted after risking his life to rush out of the Sheep Village.

Danzo Shimura leaned down and quietly probed the body of "Hanzo the Salamander" and found that there was indeed no chakra left in his body. Then he slowly nodded to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately felt relieved, possessed Hanzo of the Salamander and helped him up from the ground, and transferred chakra to him to relieve his injuries.

"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Hanzo. I don't know if this Sheep Village..."

"Brother Hiruzen, your Konoha's 'Ino-Shika-Cho' is so despicable. I am the only one who survived among so many people from the Hidden Rain Village who were driven into the Sheep Village. I... I feel so miserable!"

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen could finish his words, "Salamander Hanzo" hugged him and started crying in his arms.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー ー゛)…

“Yes, yes, this time it was indeed the decision-making error of Danzo and I that caused your Rain Village to suffer such a great loss. I apologize to you here.

Brother Hanzo, the sheep village..."

"Brother Hiruzen, you have to compensate me for the loss of manpower~"

“Okay, okay, I’ll pay you back once we take over Sheep Village.

Now you can..."

"Also, can my medical expenses be reimbursed?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼Dan▼#)! ! !

If he hadn't wanted to inquire about the situation in the Sheep Village from "Hanzo the Salamander", Sarutobi Hiruzen would have slammed him into the ground long ago!

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was finally unable to endure it any longer, Danzo Shimura finally spoke.

"Ahem~ Brother Hanzo, you've already mentioned the losses you haven't mentioned yet...

Both I and Hiruzen admit it!

Just tell me a number and I'll give you the banknote right away."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→...Okay~ Shimura Danzo, so you still have money hidden...

"Sansho Hanzo": ⊙w⊙~

"Brother Danzo, are you serious?"

"Seriously, as long as the number you say is within my tolerance, I will give it to you immediately!"

"Excuse me, how much money do you have now, Danzo?"

"Ten billion."

"Then 10 billion is fine~"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!

Shimura Danzo:?_?……

"...Hanzo, take it."

At this moment, Danzo Shimura did not hesitate. He took out a sealing scroll from his arms and gave it to "Hanzo of the Salamander". Sealed inside was a full 10 billion brand new silver notes.

[The most urgent task is to take over the Sheep Village. After taking over the Sheep Village...

Haha~

Brother Hanzo, how did you get these 10 billion... I will make you spit it out! 】

Danzo Shimura looked meaningfully at "Hanzo the Salamander" who happily put the seal scroll into his arms, and continued.

"Since I have already paid the compensation, I wonder if Brother Hanzo can tell us what the situation is in this Sheep Village."

"Hey~ Brother Danzo, what you said... Of course I can~ This is what I should do."

"Hanzo of the Salamander" pushed Sarutobi Hiruzen away as if no one was around and quickly threw himself into the arms of Danzo Shimura.

"Due to our friendship, I will tell you everything I know, brother~"

"Hanzo of the Salamander" kept drawing circles on Danzo Shimura's chest with one finger, which made Danzo Shimura feel sick.

Shimura Danzo: ?_?... Damn, what's wrong? !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (￣▽￣)...I suddenly stopped being angry~

"…Then Hanzo, please speak quickly."

"Okay, but before that...Brother Danzo, can I tell you something from the bottom of my heart?"

Shimura Danzo: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !

"Speak! Speak faster! Please stop wasting time, boss!"

Danzo Shimura finally understood how Sarutobi Hiruzen had just felt;

He now wished he could slap "Hanzo the Salamander" on the top of his head and send him to hell!

But just as "Salamander Hanzo" smiled and was about to speak, a familiar voice suddenly came from not far away.

"Brother Danzo, get out of the way! That's not me, your brother!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound, and saw...

Messy hair and beard, bloodstained robe, broken mask...

Salamander Hanzo?!

Another Salamander Hanzo?!

And looking at that appearance...it's much more miserable than the one in Shimura Danzo's arms.

More importantly, behind this newly appeared Salamander Hanzo...

My lazy brother was following him from a distance, walking leisurely towards Sarutobi Hiruzen and others step by step.

Hmm...my lazy brother seems to be holding a big chicken drumstick that was just baked and still steaming...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !

Shimura Danzo: (“▔□▔)?!!

【What's going on?!】x2

puff! ! !

In an instant, Danzo Shimura felt a sharp pain in his waist.

"I suddenly remembered that someone told me before I came here not to casually dig out the heart... so I'll just dig out your kidney, brother Danzo."

Danzo Shimura looked down and found a huge hole on his waist and abdomen, and the "Hanzo the Salamander" in his arms was holding a bloody kidney.

yah~

"Hanzo the Salamander" exerted a little force, and a large pool of unknown liquid suddenly shot out from his kidneys, spraying onto Danzo Shimura's face at lightning speed.

Mmm~ This smell...is so spicy!

Shimura Danzo: (???) …

The next moment, the "Hanzo of the Salamander" in Danzo Shimura's arms suddenly dived into the ground, and when it reappeared, it was already several meters away from Sarutobi Hiruzen and others.

The figure of "Hanzo of the Salamander" twisted in front of everyone, and finally turned back to his original appearance - Black and White Zetsu.

And it's the Black and White Zetsu version of A Fei and Black Zetsu, which is simply... terribly despicable.

"Brother Danzo~ I'm leaving now, don't miss me too much~"

Heibaijuan threw a wink at Danzo Shimura, then turned around and ran away.

Shimura Danzo: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

"Stop the fucking horse and give me back my kidney!"

Danzo Shimura ignored his own injuries and chased in the direction where Black and White Zetsu left.

"Brother Danzo, come and catch me. If you catch me, I will let you... hehehe~"

Danzo Shimura: e=e=(anger°Д°)?! ! !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? ! !