Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Danzo-sama, wait for us!"

Shimura Danzo's men turned around and ran without hesitation, following Black and White Zetsu.

And Sarutobi Hiruzen...

To be honest, Sarutobi Hiruzen never expected that someone would pretend to be Hanzo of the Salamander and chopped off Danzo Shimura's kidney in public.

Speaking of kidneys, Sarutobi Hiruzen was also stabbed in the back by Hidan before...

Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt a sense of empathy for a moment, and wished he could immediately bring all his men to help his old friend catch the hateful half-black and half-white murderer.

but……

"Brother Hiruzen, save me!!!"

The real "Brother Hanzo" is asking for help~

Behind him is the ultimate target of this operation - Lazy Sheep~

[For Konoha...I can only apologize to you, Danzo!

You should be able to forgive me...right? 】

"Everyone, come back to your senses! That sheep is our target right now."

Sarutobi Hiruzen shouted loudly, waking up his subordinates who were still standing there at a loss, and then took the lead in charging forward.

"Don't be afraid, Hanzo, I'm here!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen shouted as he quickly pulled off his divine robe to reveal the black armor underneath.

"Psychic art!"

"Ruyi stick...Ada!!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen used a stick to knock down the waist of Hanzo, who was pretending to be a salamander,

The powerful blow directly hit Naruto, who had no time to react, and sent him flying far away.

Naruto: (*?????)……

[Sarutobi Hiruzen, you dared to hit me, and hit me so hard...

I, Uzumaki Naruto, will remember this grudge!

Wait till you die!!!】

……

No one cared about the life or death of "Hanzo the Salamander" who flew out of the field.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's men quickly surrounded Lazy Sheep, and the center of the encirclement was left to Lazy Sheep and Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Lazy Sheep, we finally meet again!

This time...I will return all the humiliation I have suffered from you to you!!!"

Facing his mortal enemy who once hunted him all over Konoha, Sarutobi Hiruzen seemed extremely excited at this moment.

Sarutobi Hiruzen firmly believed that with the power of the Six Paths of Yang and the two tailed beasts at his side, he would be able to trample the hateful sheep before him under his feet this time!

[Just a little fat sheep... I'm afraid it can't even break my own defense now, hehe! ]

Then Sarutobi Hiruzen's defense was broken.

"Who are you, grandpa? Have we met before?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ~(TロT)σ You fuck!

Click! ! !

This was the sound of Sarutobi Hiruzen's heart breaking.

His remaining self-esteem seemed to be completely shattered by my lazy brother's words. After it was shattered to the ground, my lazy brother raised his foot and stomped it back and forth on the ground several times...

Who understands this kind of pain?!

"This old man... Sarutobi Hiruzen."

“What the hell?!

I remember it~

You are the old pervert from Konoha Village!"

My lazy brother's surprised expression doesn't seem to be fake, in fact, he... is really not pretending.

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen told his name, I, Lazy Brother, really didn't recognize him.

After all, how can an old monkey that has already been half buried in the earth be as delicious as the big chicken drumstick in Lazy Sheep's hand? !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (?Benefit?) !!!

[Fuck you! You only remember a “dead pervert” when it comes to information about me, right?!

Where is the Third Hokage of Konoha? !

The strongest Hokage in history?!

Where's the Ninjutsu Doctor?!

Where's Ninja?!

……

You ate all of my titles with the big chicken drumstick in your hand, right?! 】

There is no point in saying more, Sarutobi Hiruzen can no longer bear it.

[No, I have to fuck him! ]

"Damn little fat sheep... Today it's either you or me who will die!

watch out!

Fire Style*Fire Dragon Flame Bullet!!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen clapped his hands and then stood there in a daze.

The scene was silent and nothing happened.

What's going on?

Why do I feel like I have... forgotten how to use the Fire Dragon Flame Bullet Ninjutsu?! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen stood there awkwardly, wishing he could dig the soles of his shoes with his ten toes and then dig out a three-bedroom apartment on the ground for him to live in.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's subordinates also turned their heads frequently, looking at their respected Hokage in confusion.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…

[It doesn't matter. I, who's known as the "Ninjutsu Doctor", don't just know this one ninjutsu.]

Sarutobi Hiruzen clapped his hands again and shouted.

"Water Style*Water Dragon Bullet!"

……

A breeze blew by, and the rustling of grass leaves became the only sound in the place.

[Why the hell? Why on earth is this happening?!

...I know, it must be that my posture is wrong. 】

"Earth Escape*Earth Flowing River!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen version of Dapeng Spreading Wings.JPG

"Fire Flow Earth Flame Bomb!"

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"Wind Style*Kazekiri!"

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……

Sarutobi Hiruzen's men: ???????? ? ?

[Hokage-sama, is this… is your brain broken?! ]

"You old pervert, what are you doing..."

Lazy Sheep also looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen curiously as he kept changing his postures.

"You came all the way from Konoha, didn't you just want to dance in front of me to celebrate my becoming the village chief?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (?Benefit?) !!!

"Of course not, I am just forming a seal!

Do you know how to make a seal?!

Did you know that you need to cast hand seals before performing ninjutsu? ! "

At this moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen seemed very ashamed and angry. He was so angry that he planned to use his most powerful ninjutsu.

Snapped! ! !

"Five escapes, the art of continuous bullets!"

……

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (*?????)……

Snapped! ! !

My lazy brother clapped his hands and performed a Wood Release*Flower Tree World Advent for Sarutobi Hiruzen on the spot.

"Ah? Do you need to make hand seals when performing ninjutsu... I don't think so~

You old pervert, have you forgotten how to perform Ninjutsu?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼Dan▼#)! ! !

"Shut the fuck up, old man!

As the Third Hokage, how could I possibly forget how to perform a ninjutsu?!

I just, just... I just forgot the password!"

Lazy Sheep: (⊙o⊙)~

Sarutobi Hiruzen's subordinates: ?_?……

This is the first time I heard that you need to enter a password to cast a ninjutsu. I've learned something new.

"Huh~ I originally wanted to fight you as an ordinary ninja, but I didn't expect to be ridiculed in return...

I won’t pretend anymore. I am the chosen one. I am telling you my cards!

Even without using ninjutsu, I can still kill you, you damn little fat sheep!

Lazy Sheep...Are you ready to die?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen is preparing to use the power of the Six Paths of Yang and the tailed beast sealed in his body.

But after hearing what he said, my lazy brother was not panicked at all, and continued to chew the chicken leg in his hand slowly.

"Awoo~

But I don’t really want to fight with you today~

Moreover, today is the day I take office as the village chief of Yang Village. It seems unlucky to fight with others.

and so……

Dad, I'm being bullied!"

"Gulala la la la ~ Don't be afraid, Daddy is coming!"

The ground began to shake, and the old man with White Beard was coming with Kusunokiri...!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…

I don't know why, after hearing Lazy Sheep's last words and that familiar devilish laugh...

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly felt... phantom limb pain.