Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

The most touching feeling in the world is not love at first sight, but the two-way running towards each other after meeting the right person.

Just like at this moment, after seeing each other, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo both shone with unprecedented light in their eyes, and they forgot everything and ran towards each other recklessly.

At this moment, the affectionate calls shouted by the two at the same time seemed so tacit, making people feel full of gay love.

Just based on the identical format of "Danzo save me" and "Huruzen save me"...

It can be concluded that there is definitely something going on between these two old guys.

It seems that the exciting adventure drama is about to turn into a bloody romance drama...

Suddenly Sarutobi Hiruzen saw the Uchiha people chasing after Shimura Danzo;

And Danzo Shimura also discovered the Whitebeard father who punched a black hole behind Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ????ДO???? !!

Danzo Shimura: ????ДO???? ! !

"Danzo, please don't come over here!"

"Hiruzen, your grandma, please don't come over here!"

The two subconsciously wanted to distance themselves from each other, but when they thought of the powerful pursuers behind them...

The two had no choice but to speed up and meet up together, then choose a direction where no one would intercept them and flee together.

……

"Huruzen, where's your tailed beast?! Where's your five ninjutsu?!

Why don't you just take it out and blast him with it!"

"Danzo, where's your Mangekyō?! Where's your summoning technique?!

Why don't you use it to mess with them!"

While fleeing, the two men questioned each other almost at the same time, and then gave answers at the same time.

"The tailed beasts don't want to help."

"Kaleidoscope was seized."

"I have forgotten the art of ninjutsu." x2

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→……

Shimura Danzo: ←_←…

The two men suddenly woke up and found that the other party, like themselves, had been attacked by an unprecedented evildoer.

Who is the one who did this?

When was the evil move done to them?

How did they manage to stay unaware of it?

……

The two of them couldn't figure out the answers to these questions, and now was not the time to think about them.

The pursuers behind them were getting closer and closer to the two of them, and they could even clearly hear the shouting and cursing coming from behind them.

"Gulala la la la la~

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, stop, you can't run away, just let me hit you!"

“Where can you run to, old dog Danzo?!

Just bear the wrath of the Uchiha clan!"

……

"Hiruzen, we can't keep running like this, or they will catch up with us sooner or later."

"...Then what do you say we should do? How many of these people behind you can you handle?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen's words directly choked Shimura Danzo.

To be honest, in this situation... Danzo Shimura really couldn't think of any other solution except to continue running away.

"All my men have been killed by Edward Newgate... Danzo, where are your men?"

Shimura Danzo: ⊙_⊙……

[Yes, where are the people under my command? ]

After being reminded by Sarutobi Hiruzen, Danzo Shimura remembered that his subordinates had not appeared for a long time.

"I don't know. I think I got separated from them."

"... Hiruzen, look at the people hanging on the tree in front of you, do they look like your men?"

Danzo Shimura followed Sarutobi Hiruzen's gaze.

The tree not far away was indeed full of people who were naked except for a mask and a loincloth, and were still unconscious.

Judging from the masks, these are indeed Shimura Danzo's men who had been missing for a long time.

Seeing this scene, Danzo Shimura stripped his men naked and threw them on the tree, and wrote the word "poor" in big letters on each of them.

But he soon found out.

Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh…

Countless black tentacles broke out of the ground and attacked the two.

Kakuzu walked out from behind the tree with a gloomy old face, muttering as he walked.

"What a bunch of poor bastards, so many people can't even get a thousand taels together...

How can you go out with such little money?

Fortunately, I encountered two big fish again..."

As he spoke, Kakuzu's tentacles had quickly extended to where Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Dan were hiding, blocking all their paths forward.

"Stop, rob!"

Kakuzu shouted these four short words with such force and impact, the aura he displayed was infinitely close to that of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, who he once threw a shuriken at from eight hundred meters away.

“I opened this land and planted this tree!

If you want to pass through here, you have to pay money...pay up!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー ー゛)…

Danzo Shimura: (ー ー゛)……

"Kakuzu? You're looking for death!" x2

To be honest, with the current strength of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, it would be easy for them to kill Kakuzu.

I really don't know why Kakuzu dared to jump out and block their way... and he even wanted to rob them? !

"The people behind you two are about to catch up."

Kakuzu pointed at the pursuers who were close behind the two of them and said jokingly.

"Before they get here... can you two really guarantee that you can get through here?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!

Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!

Well, now they both know what Kakuzu relies on.

“I am not a bad person. As long as you pay the toll, I will let you go.

So... Konoha's Hokage and Hokage Assistants, for your safety... just pay the money~

"Hehehehehe!"

After hearing what Kakuzu said, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo's first reaction was:

[What the hell?! Kakuzu, you actually took advantage of the situation to rob... shameless! ]

Second reaction:

[The people in Akatsuki are really more hateful than each other. Such an evil organization should not exist in this world! ]

Third reaction:

[…Kakuzu is right. ]

"How much?!" x2

After weighing the pros and cons, the two asked through gritted teeth.

"all!"

Kakuzu answered firmly.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (?Benefit?) !!!

Danzo Shimura: (?Benefit?)! ! !

"Danzo...pay the money."

Shimura Danzo: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? !! Sarutobi Hiruzen, what the hell do you mean? !

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Shimura Danzo with dissatisfaction, but still opened his mouth to explain.

"Danzo, you know me. I always put valuable things in my trouser pockets, but now... don't you see that my lower body is gone?!"

Shimura Danzo:?_?……

He was so busy escaping that Danzo Shimura didn't even notice that Sarutobi Hiruzen was running with his hands all the way.

Speaking of which, you can run so fast using your hands instead of your feet... Sarutobi Hiruzen, do you have any secret? !

“I advise you to speed up, the people chasing you are less than a hundred meters away from here.

If they put all their efforts into it, it might only take them... two breaths to catch up with you, or maybe just one breath..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (“▔□▔)!

Danzo Shimura: (“▔□▔)!

Without saying a word, Danzo Shimura pulled out two sealing scrolls from his arms and threw them at Kakuzu.

"This is the last of my belongings on this trip. Let us go!"

Swish! ! !

Just as Danzo Shimura handed over the sealing scroll, Kakuzu's tentacles quickly retracted, leaving a gap.

The moment the passage appeared, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo rushed towards the gap with all their might.

"Have a good journey, both of you. Welcome to visit us next time!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼Dan▼#)! ! !

Shimura Danzo: (▼ plate▼#)! ! !

[Who the hell would come to visit you a second time?! ]

"Brothers, you can continue chasing them. I have already got their money! Hehehehe~"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo heard the sound, they turned around and found that the speed of the people chasing them suddenly increased to a higher level.

[So you didn't use your full strength when you were chasing me just now, right?!

Just to help that bastard Kakuzu trick us two into revealing the coffin book, right?!

Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!】

Trying hard not to spit out a mouthful of blood, the two men ran even faster.