Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Hiruzen, where are we going?"

"How would I know? I am now... Ugh!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen spat out the grass leaves in his mouth and said dissatisfiedly.

"I can hardly see the road now, how can I tell the direction?!"

(((￣へ￣井)……

Danzo Shimura almost forgot that his old friend Sarutobi Hiruzen had lost his legs and could only see very limited things.

"Speaking of which, there has been no movement behind us for a long time. Did we succeed in shaking off those pursuers?"

“I think he got rid of them, otherwise they would have caught up with us long ago.

Hiruzen, what do you think we should do next?"

Danzo Shimura carefully stood up from the bushes, carefully observed the surrounding situation, then squatted down again and answered.

"what to do?

Of course, he would return to Konoha to heal his injuries and accumulate strength, waiting for the right opportunity to join forces with Hanzo of the Salamander and his Hidden Rain Village to make a comeback.

I, the Third Hokage, have taken note of the humiliation I suffered in Sheep Village this time.

Next time, I will definitely get my revenge with interest!

Also...after you return to Konoha, don't let me find out who stole my ability, otherwise the mastermind will be punished by me!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said this with gritted teeth. At this moment, his heart was filled with hatred to the extreme.

"Yes, I think so too. The mastermind behind this deserves death!"

Recalling the painful experience of being beaten by the Uchiha people, Danzo Shimura's face was gloomy.

But suddenly, Danzo Shimura seemed to remember something and turned his head to meet Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes.

"Huruzen, speaking of which...where's Hanzo?

Shouldn't he be with you?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly recalled that after seeing Lazy Sheep appear, he was so excited that he seemed to have hit his dear brother Hanzo with a stick and flew away...

You can't blame him for this.

It was because my lazy brother was so attractive that Sarutobi Hiruzen forgot everything in an instant and did something stupid like beating up his own teammates.

"Hey~ Brother Hanzo was beaten away by Edward Newgate before. I don't know how he is now."

While saying this, the guilty Sarutobi Hiruzen subconsciously avoided Shimura Danzo's gaze.

"……real?"

"real."

Years of working together told Danzo Shimura that Sarutobi Hiruzen was definitely hiding something from him.

But Danzo Shimura didn't want to delve into it at this moment. The most urgent task was to find out where the two were and then find the way back to Konoha.

After squatting in the bushes for a while and confirming that there were no pursuers behind them, the two men jumped out of the bushes and began to collect useful information around them.

The angle of sunlight, the distribution of grass and trees, the sound of gurgling water in the distance, and the unique smell of plateau loess lingering in the nose...

With this information, the two quickly confirmed their current location.

"Hiruzen, it seems that we are currently located adjacent to the border of the Land of Earth.

We can go to the Land of Earth first, and then go back to Konoha from somewhere else."

"Danzo, have you forgotten that the Land of Earth is the territory of the two great masters Ohnoki? If he finds us..."

That stubborn old man, Ohnoki, is not easy to deal with. Given his temper, if he finds out that the two of them have been badly injured... he will definitely add insult to injury and give them a good beating.

Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't help but frown.

"As long as we are careful, that fellow Oonoki will never be able to find us.

Besides, with our current strength, do we still need to be afraid of this old man and his Iwagakure Village? ! "

"Oh, that's right."

Sarutobi Hiruzen's frown gradually relaxed.

Yes, with the current strength of him and Shimura Danzo, why should they worry about the threat posed by Two Great Scales Ōnoki?

If you’re unhappy, just rush over!

“That’s settled then!

Danzo, let's leave here as soon as possible and go to the Land of Earth."

Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately decided on the next action plan and then extended a hand towards Shimura Danzo.

Danzo Shimura: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"what are you up to?"

"Now that I have no legs, it is inconvenient for me to travel, so...

Danzo, please carry me on your back and hurry on."

"Sarutobi Hiruzen you fucking ..."

"I am now a useless man, destined to no longer be able to continue to serve as Hokage...

When we return to Konoha, you will be the next Hokage, I promise."

Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!

"...You are so damn polite, who are we brothers?

Come on, come up!

I will carry you, my dear friend Sarutobi Hiruzen, back to the village no matter what!"

Shimura Danzo's old face was like a dog's face. He was glaring with anger in the last second and immediately smiling in the next second.

Without saying a word, he carried Sarutobi Hiruzen on his back and quickly determined the direction to find the correct way forward.

……

After an unknown amount of time, the two people who walked into a forest were exhausted and had to stop.

They had entered the forest when the sun was still high in the sky, but now it was almost dusk and they had not yet walked out of the forest.

What a ghost!

"...Danzo, do you think we may have taken the wrong path?

I remember that there wasn’t such a large forest at the border between Kusagakure Village and the Land of Earth…”

"Impossible, I am the leader of the Root after all, how could I make such a low-level mistake?!

You were watching me when I was identifying the direction, there was absolutely no mistake!"

"Okay, let's take a short break and then continue walking."

……

After a while, the sun had completely set.

The two who still haven't walked out of the forest: ⊙_⊙...

"Danzo, you..."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Shimura Danzo was still being stubborn, but only for a while.

"...Okay, I admit...I'm lost."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ?_?……

After experiencing a series of battles and fleeing with all their might, the two men, who had not eaten for a long time, were now starving.

Having been in high positions for so long, they had long forgotten that as a qualified ninja, they must prepare one thing before carrying out a mission - military food pills.

They haven't eaten this thing for more than ten years.

Although Bingliang Pills can fill your stomach, they are bitter and hard to swallow.

They had already put it on their diet blacklist, and emphasized four words on it: even dogs wouldn’t eat it!

So this time when they attacked the Sheep Village, the two of them, one Hokage and the other Hokage, assisted each other... and no one of them brought even a single soldier pill with them.

Now thinking about this...

Both of them regret it!

That’s right, Bingliang Pills are so unpalatable that even dogs won’t eat them.

But, but...

But at the critical moment, it is not unacceptable for Hokage (assistant) to be a hero~

"Alas... I never thought that a dignified Hokage like me would fall to such a state...

If anyone can give me a bite to eat right now, I will shorten my life by ten years."

"Hmm... shorten your life by ten years? It's not impossible for me to do that..."

Snapped! ! !

Before he could finish his words, a bag of steaming hot buns suddenly flew out from the darkness in the forest and landed accurately in front of the two men.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ⊙_⊙……

Shimura Danzo: ⊙_⊙……

[No...I'm just talking, are you serious?!]