Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Wow~~~"

With the cry of a baby, Naruto knew that his younger brother or sister was born.

"Hold it here and let me see, is it a boy or a girl?"

"Ah... why is it another boy? I also want a sweet and soft daughter..."

Kushina's slightly disappointed voice came from the delivery room.

After a while, Kushina kicked open the door of the delivery room with great domineering power and strode out with the swaddling clothes in her arms.

It is said that the Uzumaki bloodline is really powerful. It was as easy as pie for Kushina to give birth to a child, and it didn't seem to have any effect on her at all.

"Hold tight, your brother."

As soon as they went out, Kushina stuffed the baby directly into the arms of Naruto who had been waiting outside for a long time, and then turned to look at Minato Namikaze who was also guarding outside the door.

"Minato, have you thought of a name for the child?"

Namikaze Minato smiled confidently and spoke slowly.

"I'm going to call him Namikaze*Shining Mikazuki Hyakkiin Hayate Yohei Gekko Ryuxing Jet Black Nikaido Miraculous..."

Kushina: ?_?……

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

Being able to think of such a long and childish name for a person... I really don't know whether to say that Minato Namikaze put in a lot of effort or not.

What if the name that Minato Namikaze came up with is really adopted...

I don’t know if Naruto will pull out his father’s oxygen tube when he grows up, but I think the younger brother in his arms will not show any mercy.

Duang! ! !

The frying pan was deeply embedded in the big face plate of Minato Namikaze.

"Okay, you don't have to say anything!

Naruto, you come and give your brother a name."

Kushina sighed secretly, as expected, when it comes to the critical moment, this dog man of hers is the most unreliable one~

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"How about... just call me... Namikaze Menma?"

“Hmm~ That’s right, from now on my Kushina’s little son will be Menma Namikaze.

Little Mianma, you have to grow up quickly~

"Remember, don't learn from your unreliable father, and don't learn bad habits from your brother... You must grow up to be a good child to your mother, okay?"

It was not difficult to hear from Kushina's words that she had high hopes for her youngest son, but there was something fishy in her words...

Naruto silently lowered his head and took a meaningful look at the wrinkled, shabby and not cute boy lying in his arms.

Before this little bastard was born, I was the only treasure in my mother's heart~

But when he was born, I instantly became a brother with bad habits...

Naruto simply can't stand the fact that his family's status has plummeted!

Naruto narrowed his eyes slightly, and then a smile slowly appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Naruto looked up suddenly and blurted out the words he had just thought of.

“Mom, I think… eh?!

Mother?!

Don't leave, you don't want your son anymore?!"

Kushina seemed to have not heard the affectionate call of her eldest son. She grabbed Minato Namikaze's ear and walked further and further away, faster and faster.

Naruto: (“▔□▔)!!!

Naruto figured it out. His mother meant that the newborn brother would be left to be taken care of by him, the older brother.

Kushina’s mysterious action is...how to describe it?

Although Naruto had heard the saying "raise the first child according to the book, raise the second child like a pig" in his previous life, but...

The baby was just born and didn’t even have time to drink milk, but the old mother couldn’t wait to leave him to me, the older brother, to take care of him. Isn’t it a bit too much to just leave with the useless old father? !

So what went wrong in the ninja world?

How come after you all have babies, you just throw your babies to him to take care of?!

Could it be that Uzumaki Naruto is not the leader of Akatsuki, but the director of a nursery? !

……asshole!!!

After a long complaining, Naruto calmed down and had to look down at his freshly born brother in his arms, and began to think about what brand of milk powder and diapers to buy for the kid next.

Just then, a white and tender little hand reached out and timidly pulled the corner of Naruto's clothes.

Hinata Hanabi stared at the swaddling baby in Naruto's arms, her eyes bright and frightening.

Hinata Hanabi: (′?w?｀)! I want to see it, I want to see it, I want to see it!

Naruto: (ー`′ー)…

"System, take out the water bear soul."

【……what you up to?】

Snapped! ! !

The Tardigrade Soul appeared, and Naruto slammed it into his brother without hesitation.

Namikaze Menma: ??????! ! !

"Wow~~~"

"Shut up!"

Naruto muted the microphone manually and handed it directly to Hanabi.

"Hanabi-chan, do you want to play with Menma?"

"Mmmmm~"

"Then you can call me brother-in-law, and I will let you take care of Menma from now on, okay?"

"Brother-in-law!!!"

Hanabi called him brother-in-law in a very firm and decisive manner, which made Naruto feel very excited.

"Hey hehe~"

A smirk appeared on Naruto's face.

"Ahem, then I'll leave this kid to you to take care of from now on.

Remember to change his diaper and give him milk every now and then..."

Although this brat Menma Namikaze already has the blood of Uzumaki, and now has the soul of the tardigrade worm integrated into it;

Even Naruto couldn't help but be amazed at the vitality. Even if he starved for three to five years, he might not be in any trouble...

But as an older brother, Naruto felt that he still needed to give some instructions to Hanabi, so that others would not say that he was too cruel to his own brother.

"Yeah, I understand, brother-in-law~"

Xiao Hanabi hugged Namikaze Menma tightly with both hands, turned around and ran away happily.

Now she just wanted to rush home and let her sister take a good look at her new toy...it was still alive!

Naruto quietly watched Hanabi's receding figure, and his mouth grew wider and wider as he could no longer suppress the joy in his heart.

Although I have accumulated a lot of experience in taking care of human cubs, it is always a good thing to have one less thing to worry about, isn't it?

……

That night, a figure with his hands tied and hanging on the second pillar of the special iron frame outside the Uchiha residence appeared.

Second pillar: →_→……

"How did you come?"

Naruto: ??^??……

“…I’m afraid you’ll be lonely.”

Duang! ! !

Duang! ! !

"Did I allow you to speak?!" x2

Under the iron frame, Kushina and Uchiha Mikoto stood on the left and right, guarding their respective rebellious sons like door gods, with the frying pans in their hands ready to hit their sons' buttocks at any time.

Behind the two of them, the wounded Namikaze Minato and Uchiha Fugaku hugged each other tightly, looking at each other in silence with tears streaming down their faces.

Hinata hugged Hanabi, Hanabi hugged Namikaze Menma and cried loudly but refused to let go, saying that this was a new toy given to her by her brother-in-law...

Perhaps, this is the beginning of the fate between Menma Namikaze and Hanabi (′つヮ??)~