Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"The fifth!"

"Article 6!"

……

"Hey~ Article 9, I won't tell you who's going to lose~"

Whitebeard Daddy: (? Benefit?) !!!

"Air shock!"

The huge lake suddenly exploded with water splashes all over the sky, and fish of all sizes filled the fish basket in front of the white-bearded old man in an instant.

On the other hand, the Fourth Kazekage Rasa, who was soaked by the lake water, said: (ー ー゛)…

Snapped! ! !

Luo Sha threw the fishing rod in his hand to the ground, raised one hand high, pointed at the white-bearded old man's nose and started cursing.

"Fuck Whitebeard, you little rubbish, you cheated! You are shameless, you can't afford to play, you don't have the strength..."

Whitebeard Dad: →_→……

He picked up Luo Sha's collar and put him into the lake to rinse him. After seeing that Luo Sha's belly was visibly bulging, he slowly threw him back into the wheelchair.

Luo Sha returned to the wheelchair with a dark face and spit out a large amount of lake water when he opened his mouth.

"Gulala la la la~"

Whitebeard was happy and started mocking Luosha.

"People who don't have children around them don't deserve to laugh at me."

Luo Sha: (???) ...

This was the only thing Luo Sha couldn't refute, because just a few days ago...

The beloved daughter Temari left and ran to the sheep village alone, saying that she wanted to settle accounts with that hateful brat Nara Shikamaru;

The good boy Kankuro packed his bag late at night and headed for the Snow Country in a hurry;

With the letter of introduction given by Naruto, he was determined to go to the Snow Country to find Scorpion to learn martial arts.

Even Gaara, who still refused to acknowledge him, left.

Gaara was kidnapped by that idiot Kimimaro. When the two of them left the Hidden Rain Village, they didn't disturb anyone and only left a letter in Gaara's room.

The letter said that the purpose of their leaving the village this time was to realize the dream of Whitebeard's father, and hoped that everyone would not worry about them.

By the way, the letter is written to the old man with white beard.

Gaara also thoughtfully wrote a message on the envelope - Please, Lord Rosa, pass this letter to the respected Whitebeard father.

……

Gaara's outrageous move almost angered his father to death!

After reading the letter, Luo Sha became even angrier.

Mad: How can you two young guys, who are just starting out, easily accomplish a dream that even a great person like Edward Newgate couldn't accomplish?

You guys... aren't you just asking for trouble? !

In fact, Luo Sha originally wanted to say that the two of them were looking for death.

But when I think about how these two brats are now stronger than me...

Emm, Luo Sha rarely has some manners.

Until I saw the words at the end of the letter:

Dad, I beg you to take care of Luo Sha for me while I am away from the Hidden Rain Village...

Lest he, who loves to provoke hatred, be killed by someone accidentally...

Luo Sha's depression finally dissipated a little.

Although these words may not seem like good things to say, they do prove that Gaara still has a place for him as his biological father in his heart.

Although it seems like... only a little bit.

……

"Gulala la la la~"

Luo Sha: (? Benefit?) !!!

"What are you laughing at? You don't have a son by your side just like me!"

"Renji come here."

Upon hearing this, the naughty kid who was training alone nearby ran to the side of Whitebeard father with his Zanpakutō in his hand.

"Grandpa, is something wrong?"

Whitebeard Daddy: (?w?)hiahiahia ~

"Tsk~ You think you're so great for calling me grandpa? We're not related..."

Although he said that, in reality Luo Sha had already been secretly envious to the point of his eyes turning purple.

"Renci, call me again."

Uzumaki Renji: (⊙o⊙)? ? ?

"……grandfather?"

"Gulala la la la~"

"Edward Newgate, that's enough!!!"

"Call me again..."

"Edward Newgate! You fucking ..."

Luo Sha said that whether he could win or not was one thing, but he still had to scold him, even if after scolding Whitebeard, what would greet him was...

"Air shock!"

Go up to the sky, dive into the water, and make a 720° loop in the water...

When he returned to the wheelchair again, Luo Sha had visibly lost his color and soul.

Tsk~ What a poor Kazekage, even though he is my ex.

……

"Gulala la la la la~

Luo Sha, say something, why aren't you talking?

Don't you like talking?

No way, no way~ You are a grown man, you won’t get angry just because of such a small thing? ! "

Luo Sha: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

I remembered that my legs were chopped off by the old man with white beard.

His son was taken away by the white-bearded father.

After arriving at the Hidden Rain Village, I was either irritated or beaten by Whitebeard every day...

Luo Sha suddenly felt sad and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Edward Newgate... Die! You! Why the hell don't you just die! Wuuuuuuu..."

The dignified Fourth Kazekage Rasa cried in front of his greatest enemy in his life (*?????)...

The old man with white beard stopped laughing. Maybe he felt that he had gone a little too far today, or maybe he couldn't laugh because he thought Luo Sha was crying too ugly.

In short, the old man with white beard gradually restrained his devilish smile, stretched out a finger and carefully poked Mr. Luo in the wheelchair.

"Hey hey hey~ It's not that serious, Luo Sha, I didn't do anything to you..."

Luo Sha:...(??Д??)! what do you talk about? ! !

"I've already written to Scorpion a while ago, asking him to make a pair of prosthetic limbs specifically for you... How about I send them to you as soon as they arrive?"

"Get lost! Who wants your gift?"

"Oh, then I'll inform Scorpion Boy that he doesn't need to do it anymore."

Luo Sha: (ー_ー)!!

"Whitebeard, you are a fucking idiot..."

"Air shock!!!"

……

The children that Whitebeard adopted in the Ninja World have always wanted to do something for their beloved father, but they were always delayed by one thing or another and were never able to take action.

Finally, on a dark and windy night, Laogo Kimimaro put the matter on the agenda and took direct action.

The fifth brother resolutely walked out of the Hidden Rain Village with the dream of his father Whitebeard in mind, and abducted the sixth brother on the way.

"...Kimimaro, what exactly is the dream of your father that you mentioned?"

After hearing Gaara's question, Kimimaro's mind quietly emerged with a sentence that Whitebeard's father once said...

[In my world, the biggest dream of a person like me is to become the man who becomes the Pirate King! Gullallallalla~]

"Don't ask so many questions yet, just follow me, and you will know when the time comes."

The first step to realize Whitebeard Dad’s dream: find a sea.

The second step to realize Whitebeard’s dream: train a female Pirate King.

then……

In the silence of a certain night, the Godai Mizukage stared in amazement at the handsome little man who suddenly broke into her boudoir, opened his arms to her, and spoke to her in a very deep voice.

"Woman, do you want to be the Pirate King?"

Mei Terumi: ?_?… Suddenly I feel like eating something tender~