Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Naruto skillfully picked up the naked Uzumaki Ichigo and put him in the bathtub, then...

"Take the kidney!"

"Gluck cluck~"

Then turn over.

"Take the kidney!"

"Gululululu...Wow! Wow!"

Well, that’s good, I’m done with washing and calling it a day.

Naruto pulled the naughty boy out of the water, dried him, put on a new diaper, and stuffed a pacifier into his mouth to stop him from crying.

Hinata Hanabi on the side followed suit and stripped Namikaze's face naked in a few seconds, then shouted in a childish voice.

"Back to the days."

Bang~

It was obvious that the little girl had not practiced turning her head well enough, and the bathtub was overturned on the spot.

Menma Namikaze was thrown out and drenched in bath water, looking confused.

The poor child even forgot to cry and just stared blankly at the culprit who threw him to the cold floor.

I do not know how long it has been……

"Wow……"

"Shut up! Otherwise, I'll beat you up~"

Hinata Hanabi covered Namikaze Menma's mouth with one hand, and clenched the five fingers of her other hand into a milky white small fist, which was placed in front of Namikaze Menma's eyes.

Namikaze Menma: ⊙_⊙……

Hinata Hanabi: ⊙w⊙~

Namikaze Menma stopped crying.

At this age when he can't even control his urine, he has controlled his emotions very well. It is obvious that he has suffered a lot from Hinata Hanabi.

"Alas~ This is life~"

After helping all the naughty kids take a bath, Naruto relaxed in the chair and couldn't help but let out a sigh.

Although raising a child is hard, compared to what he experienced in the past few days... Naruto feels that he is having a blast right now, right? !

Ever since Might Guy came to the Hidden Rain Village, Naruto was always beaten up by my Emperor Kai every now and then, and after the beating, he would be complained by my Emperor Kai for being "so weak"...

What followed was 100,000 push-ups, 50 laps of running around the Hidden Rain Village while standing upside down, 50 laps of frog jumps, and 100,000 sit-ups...

I, Emperor Kai, say that this is to help Naruto exercise.

Poor Naruto tried to resist several times, but was suppressed by Emperor Kai with his absolute strength every time.

Naruto: ??^??~

Of course, Naruto could still endure some physical pain, but there was one thing he couldn't endure.

Ever since I, Emperor Kai, came to this village, there has been a "five-meter restricted area" between Hinata and Naruto——

Whenever Naruto gets within five meters of Hinata, he will be kicked away by someone... I won't tell you who kicked Naruto away.

Finally, after enduring my Emperor Kai's oppression again and again, Naruto exploded.

"How can a grown man like you bully a kid like me?!

Why don't you dare to fight with my father? ! "

A certain Fourth Hokage who is suspected to be his biological father: (ー_ー)!!

Emperor Kai, who has no place to vent his energy: (⊙o⊙)!!

"Ohhh~ Minato-sama, it's the living Minato-sama!

I never thought I would get to see your heroic figure, Minato-sama~"

"Ahhhhh...as expected this is Ao! Haru! Hey!"

"Minato-sama, please allow me to challenge you!"

From that day on, Naruto was finally able to escape from the clutches of my Emperor Kai, but his father, Minato Namikaze, had to use the Flying Thunder God Technique to escape from Emperor Kai every morning when he opened his eyes...

The only pity is that Naruto still couldn't get close to Hinata's nameless body, because I, Emperor Kai, would run to carry Hinata on my back every day before being tricked...

When he thought of this, Naruto's mood began to become depressed again, and his resentment towards his inhuman future father-in-law became more serious.

"Alas... When will these miserable days end~"

Naruto looked through the window at a green watermelon rind chasing the yellow flash with sparks and lightning all the way towards the distance, and quietly watched the small figure carried behind him to comfort his miserable heart.

[My heart is so bitter. There is nothing in this world that can make my heart feel more bitter... Alas...]

This is what Naruto thought before the messenger came in, but after he came in...

"Oh no Naruto-sama, Hidan-sama is back!"

Naruto: ?_?……

First of all, Feidan is back, so there is no need to specially notify him as the leader.

Secondly, Feidan's return is obviously a good thing, so why did the person who came to report the news shout "bad news"? !

Naruto couldn't help but worry about the intelligence of his subordinates.

Perhaps the main reason why the Akatsuki organization failed in the original work was not only because the core members were a group of problematic people, but also because of this group of unreliable subordinates?

But Naruto soon stopped thinking so, because after being dragged to the village entrance by his men, what came into view was a convoy that stretched out in a long queue for who knows how far, and muscular and burly men guarding both sides of the convoy.

Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

[Shh! Why are there so many people?!

Looking at how aggressive these people are coming...are they here to attack the Hidden Rain Village?

Didn’t they say that Hidan is back? Why can’t I see him anywhere? 】

At this moment, many thoughts emerged in Naruto's mind.

Before he could sort out his thoughts, he saw the burly man in the lead leading everyone outside the village to kneel on one knee and shout.

"Meet the Godfather!"

"Following the order of the leader of the Great Evil God Cult, the cultist, the great name of the Thunder Country, Leo, has brought all the nobles of our Thunder Country to seek refuge with us. Please take us in, Godfather!"

"Please take me in, Godfather!"

Naruto: (???) …

Naruto's first reaction after hearing their cries was to take them in or not, we'll decide later. What did the leader say his name was? !

Leo!!!

What the hell?! Is the name of your country of lightning so hard?!

Excuse me, Leo, do you have a younger brother named Ultraman... Ugh~ Hey, his name is Astra? !

Then the second thought that followed was:

[This is a big deal!]

This bastard Feidan actually brought all the nobles of the Land of Lightning back to me!

Wait, if it is true that all the nobles of the Land of Lightning were abducted by Feidan to the Hidden Rain Village, then...

What about the Hidden Cloud Village?!

Longevity ~

Is it possible that Ai will lead all the reckless men in the Hidden Cloud Village to come and kill me? !】

Naruto shook his head, dismissing all unnecessary thoughts.

There is a large group of people kneeling outside the village, looking at me eagerly. I have to solve their problems first, right?

"Everyone, get up."

"Thank you, Godfather!"

"Where's that guy Hidan? Ask him to come out and explain to me what's going on!"

After Naruto finished speaking, the group of men looked at each other and no one dared to speak.

In the end, it was Leo, the Daimyo of the Land of Lightning, who stood up with gritted teeth and spoke hesitantly to Naruto.

"Godfather, the Lord may not be able to explain it to you for the time being, because...it's better for you to read it yourself."

Leo made up his mind and directly pulled open the curtain of the carriage behind him, and then Naruto saw the lower body of Hidan... sitting inside the carriage.

There is nothing else.

Naruto: (??? д ???)!!!

How...how many meanings?!

Half...half-pulled flying? !