Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Naruto had heard in his previous life that a vicious incident called "Half-Corgi" had occurred in a certain black-hearted park.

I didn't expect that such a vicious incident would happen again in the ninja world.

Emmm... maybe Naruto should name this incident... Half-Hidan?

"Ahem~ Godfather, the leader is currently unable to speak, how about I explain to you the current situation on his behalf... what the hell!"

The man in the carriage suddenly moved, and kicked Leo away before he could finish his words.

"Ah, bah! The leader has started again...

Brother Astra, take your men to restrain the leader's lower body. I will explain the current situation to the Godfather first."

Leo got up from the ground, spat out the fragrant soil in his mouth, and quickly gave orders to the big men around him.

Naruto: (???) …

No, he was just talking.

I didn't expect that Leo, the great master of the Land of Lightning, actually has a younger brother named "Astra"? !

Isn't this a mess? !

Naruto stared blankly at what was happening in front of him, while Leo's deep voice began to ring in his ears.

"Godfather, this is what happened..."

……

After a long time, Naruto, who knew the whole story, looked at the lower body of Hidan, who was still performing a few random kicks, with a complicated expression... The feeling in his heart could not be described by just the word "sadness".

Naruto knew that Hidan went to the Land of Lightning to develop his Great Evil God Cult.

Naruto also knew that most of the nobles of the Land of Lightning had joined the Great Evil God Cult.

Although there had been several small conflicts between Feidan's Great Evil God Cult and the Hidden Cloud Village earlier, they were all handled well by the cult leader Feidan, and the relationship between the two sides gradually stabilized.

For Hidan, his goal has always been to develop his own Great Evil God Cult, and he doesn't care about anything else;

For those rough men in the Hidden Cloud Village, what religion the nobles believed in was none of their business. As long as every penny of funding was allocated to the Hidden Cloud Village, it would be fine.

Both sides got what they needed and kept to themselves. They could have lived in peace forever, but...

"So who is that idiot who took it upon himself to intercept the daily necessities allocated to the Hidden Cloud Village and used them to build a golden body for your leader?!"

Naruto took a deep breath and asked the crucial question.

If Naruto remembered correctly, he had written a letter to Hidan when the Hidden Cloud Village, which had not received daily necessities for more than half a year, was ready to mobilize the entire village to hunt down Hidan, but was stopped at the village entrance by a group of nobles from the Land of Lightning.

In the letter, Naruto emphasized that the group of reckless men in the Hidden Cloud Village should not be pushed too hard, and the supplies they should receive should still be given.

Feidan also sent a reply soon, saying that everything would be done according to what Naruto said.

Now it seems...that loser Feiduan is totally useless!

As the leader of a cult, he had no idea what his subordinates were doing and just hid in the church and chanted scriptures every day.

If you walk outside the church and take a look, you can see your golden statue standing in the center of the capital of the Kingdom of Thunder, which is much taller than a three-story building!

In this way, Hidan might be able to find the problem in time, and avoid the tragic fate of being found by the Fourth Raikage Ai and the whole village, being broken into two pieces by a lightning plow and hot knife, and having his upper body carried away by the people of the Hidden Cloud Village...

Getting back to the topic, after Naruto asked this question, a group of nobles from the Land of Lightning all looked at Leo, the first fanatical believer and die-hard supporter of the Great Evil God Cult, and the first person to propose building a golden body for the leader.

And Leo is...

"Astra, come here."

"What's wrong, Brother Leo?"

Snapped! ! !

"I asked you to build a golden body for the Master!

I don't allow you to move the daily necessities that should be allocated to the Hidden Cloud Village without permission!

I'll let you watch me get kicked by the Lord Leader!

I let you..."

Astra: o(╥﹏╥)o ???

Nobles of the Land of Lightning: (||?_?)...

Naruto: ?_?……

I have to say this... Leo, as a brother, you are really good at shifting the blame.

I don't know what happened to the upper body of Hidan that was forcibly abducted by the Hidden Cloud Village...

[It is detected that a core member of the host's faction is in crisis. The system now issues a task:

Save the upper body of Hidan who was soaked in the cesspool by the Fourth Raikage!

Task time limit: 15 days;

Task Rewards: Open the right to draw from the diamond prize pool, and receive 3 diamond prize pool draw tickets;

Failure penalty: Feidan quits Akatsuki organization. 】

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

Well, he already knew what had become of Hidan.

Emmm...Anyway, the Akatsuki organization has become stronger now, so why not let Feidan quit?

It's not that Naruto doesn't want to save people, it's just that the dog system actually wants him to rescue people from the cesspool? !

This is really... so disgusting!

Naruto: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

[It is detected that the task rewards and penalties are not equal. The system has now modified the task failure penalty. 】

[The penalty for mission failure has been changed to: Hinata Hiashi will be immediately freed from the effects of Forget-Cub Milk, and all sealed hosts will be directly teleported to Hinata Hiashi.]

Naruto: =(??? ????)!!!

"What a vicious punishment!

Hidan!!!

My dearest friends, brothers and sisters...

You wait!

Brother, I’m here to save you!!!”

……

"Ahem~ then... Leo~"

"What do you want, Godfather?"

"Will your whereabouts be discovered?"

"Don't worry, Godfather. We have been traveling through strategic places that no one has ever been to, and the traces we left behind have been kept very clean... I assure you that no one will discover our tracks."

"Oh, that's good, that's good."

Naruto was relieved after receiving Leo's assurance, but the next second...

[It is detected that the Fourth Raikage Ai is about to lead the Hidden Cloud Village to attack the Hidden Rain Village. The system is now issuing a task:

Defeat the invading Kumogakure ninja troops!

Task time limit: 15 days;

Mission rewards: 2 platinum ten-draw lottery tickets, 1 diamond ten-draw lottery ticket;

Failure penalty: The host will be hung on a tree by the Fourth Raikage Ai and will be flicked at Little Jiji 100 times. 】

Naruto: ⊙_⊙...Fuck...Fuck...

"...Leo, tell me honestly, is it true that no one saw you coming to the Hidden Rain Village?"

"Of course!"

At the same time, outside the capital of the Kingdom of Thunder, thousands of miles away, even the land had been seized and taken away by the nobles.

The Fourth Raikage Ai looked at the crooked characters carved on the dilapidated city wall with a grim expression:

[Stupid Fourth Raikage, stupid Hidden Cloud Village! ]

[I won’t serve you anymore! ]

[We will take all our belongings and go to the Hidden Rain Village to seek refuge with our beloved godfather of the Great Evil God Cult. We will never see each other again! ]

……

The Fourth Raikage Ai suddenly remembered the crazy shouting of the upper body of Hidan, who was still being soaked in the cesspool by him these days:

"Stupid Fourth Raikage, I have already ordered Leo to go to the Hidden Rain Village to find our leader and avenge me!

You're just waiting to die!"

The Fourth Raikage Ai: (?Benefit?) !!!

"The Hidden Rain Village... I know."