Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

This was the first time in Naruto's history that he felt his conscience was condemned as never before.

Especially when Nagato Konan and others who had hurried over after hearing that all the nobles of the Land of Lightning were coming to surrender looked at him as if he were a devil, the sense of guilt became even more severe.

perhaps……

He shouldn't have brought those two books containing the essence of the previous life's pyramid scheme organization into this world, and he shouldn't have packed them up and handed them over to Feidan.

The main reason is that Naruto really didn't expect that Hidan, who didn't develop into a cultist until his death in the original work, could brainwash the nobles of the Land of Lightning so thoroughly after getting the two books.

A large and comfortable bed?

The nobles of the Land of Thunder said they would not sleep on this and immediately threw the bed out of the wooden house.

Then he spread a piece of cloth on the floor, shouted "I'll sleep on the floor today and be the evil god tomorrow" and fell asleep.

There were delicious fish and meat but they refused to eat them. Instead, they secretly went to the villagers' fields to steal some white radishes and cut them into pieces to make soup.

After the soup is cooked, pour it into bowls and each person takes a sip of the soup. Before drinking, they should shout "Thank you, Lord Evil God, for your gift."

……

Naruto was so frightened by all these bizarre behaviors, and at the same time he couldn't help but sigh in his heart -

Fei Duan is a talent for pyramid schemes!

"Don't look at me like that, these things were all caused by Feiduan, and have nothing to do with me~

I, Uzumaki Naruto, am nicknamed a sunny and cheerful big boy, but I am not a devil like Hidan who believes in evil gods."

Seeing that the Akatsuki organization's eyes on him were getting more and more strange, Naruto hurriedly spoke out to distance himself from them, but then...

"If I had known, I wouldn't have let my fifty nephews use Wood Release to build the house and also equip it with furniture.

It's not easy for people to come to the Hidden Rain Village, so we should at least let them leave some chakra to take back, right?

Although I asked my good-for-nothing father to pick them up and drop them off...

By the way, we have to ask Dad to send them back to Sheep Village before dinner starts. The cost of feeding these fifty people is not a small expense~"

Naruto whispered.

Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→……

Uzumaki Naruto, you still say you are not a devil?!

……

"That's the thing."

Naruto raised his hand to push aside the big foot that was about to reach his face, and then he spoke slowly to the people of Akatsuki.

“Anyway, Hidan’s Great Evil Cult in the Land of Lightning offended the Hidden Cloud Village, so the Fourth Raikage Ai led the people of the Hidden Cloud Village to kill Hidan.

The upper half of Hidan's body was abducted by the ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village, and it's probably still soaking in some cesspool...

As for the Hidden Cloud Village, they already know that the nobles of the Land of Lightning have brought all their belongings to our village. It is estimated that a large number of Hidden Cloud Village ninjas will arrive soon..."

Bang! ! !

Hidan's big foot kicked over again, but Naruto, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, changed the direction and accurately hit the forehead of Nibashira who was sitting next to Naruto.

Erzhuzi: (?Benefit?) !!!

"So the next two main things for our Hidden Rain Village are:

One is to send someone to the Hidden Cloud Village to retrieve the upper half of Hidan's body that was soaking in the cesspool;

The second is to gather strength to prepare for the attack from the Hidden Cloud Village ninjas."

Bang! ! !

Hidan's lower body suddenly jumped up from his seat and he kicked Nagato directly on the chin with a high sweep.

Nagato: (▼皿▼#)!!!

"I need to emphasize here that the nobles of the Land of Lightning took away almost all of their assets when they left, and before that, the Hidden Cloud Village had not received the necessary living supplies for more than half a year...

As the people who have taken in the nobles of the Land of Lightning, we have become enemies with those reckless men in the Hidden Cloud Village, and it’s a mortal feud!

So I don’t rule out the possibility that those reckless people will simply abandon the defense of the Hidden Cloud Village and come to the Hidden Rain Village with all the strength of the village to attack us…”

Bang! ! !

Feiduan kicked Xiaodi, who was dozing off nearby, in the heart, knocking him over.

Xiaodi: ??(◣д◢) ?! ! !

"Hidan, you're so…"

Erzhuzi: "Fuck him!"

Nagato: "First of all, I declare that I am not a stingy person. Secondly...you two, get out of the way and let me do it!"

Other members of Akatsuki:?_?……

"Hey, hey, hey?! Forget it, forget it, why are you competing with two legs?

Feidan is already like this now... He doesn't know if he will kick you..."

Bang! ! !

Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→…Are size 43 big feet nice?

Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

“What the hell?!

Feidan, you, the leader of the Great Evil God Cult, are you planning to rebel against the heavens? !

I am the godfather of your Great Evil God Cult... Are you kicking your father?!"

Bang! ! !

Everyone in Akatsuki organization: →_→... scoring twice, it hurts just watching.

Naruto: ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

The next moment, Naruto jumped up from his seat with a roar, and with one pounce, he pinned Hidan's lower body under him.

"Fuck it... bring me a rope. I have to tie these two legs myself today..."

Bang bang bang bang! ! !

Hidan: (θ (θ (θ (θ (☆ (＞口＜－) Shadowless Kick

Naruto: (? ? Dish ?) !!!

"Take the kidney!"

At the same time, Hidan, who was soaking in a cesspool far away in the Hidden Cloud Village, suddenly screamed, followed by an inexplicable... sadness.

Everyone in Akatsuki: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…

hiss~

This brat Naruto is becoming more and more brutal. We can't afford to offend him.

……

After a commotion, Naruto finally managed to throw the tightly tied lower body of Hidan out of the house as he wished, and the group of people could finally continue their discussion in peace.

"Hmm~ Where were we talking about?"

Naruto, who had just thrown out the lower half of Hidan's body, rubbed his swollen cheeks and sat back in his seat as if nothing had happened.

"Oh, right... we are talking about the two most important things in our Hidden Rain Village right now, right?"

"As everyone knows, Akatsuki has long since transformed into a peace-loving organization under the wise leadership of Uzumaki Naruto."

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: ?_?...Ah, yes, yes, you are right.

"but!

Loving peace does not mean being weak and vulnerable!

The Hidden Cloud Village has killed people from our organization, yet they still dare to attack us in large numbers... Then we must fight them!!!"

"Even if our Akatsuki organization will be completely exposed to the world because of this, I will let those reckless men in the Hidden Cloud Village know that our Akatsuki organization is not to be trifled with!"

Naruto slammed the armrest, stood up and gave an impassioned speech.

"So I hope that after this meeting, you will be ready for a big war..."

"Also, the mission to rescue Hidan from the Hidden Cloud Village will be carried out by..."

Naruto turned his head and looked at his biological father with hope in his eyes.

Namikaze Minato: (ー ー゛)……

I treat you as my son, but you just want your dad to touch you?!

While the Akatsuki organization was still having a heated discussion in the conference room about the impending attack from the Hidden Cloud Village, a certain Fourth Kazekage in a wheelchair suddenly passed by the door.

Luo Sha: (ー_ー)!!

Ok? !

What is that thing that has been lying in the grass for so long?