Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Okay, I've arranged everything that needs to be arranged. Everyone, please get ready for the next period of time... The meeting is adjourned."

The meeting was over. When Naruto led the Akatsuki members out of the meeting room and passed by the bushes by the window, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something.

After standing at the edge of the bush and thinking for a long time, Naruto suddenly remembered.

"By the way, where is the lower half of Hidan's body? I remember throwing him here..."

Just when Naruto was puzzled and couldn't figure out why the lower half of Hidan, who was tied up tightly by him, suddenly disappeared...

A handsome guy who finally managed to stand up from his wheelchair quietly passed by everyone.

Luo Sha, who was supposed to have lost his legs, suddenly grew a pair of long legs that were extremely inconsistent with his height. The connection between his upper and lower body was tightly wrapped with gold sand, which he controlled himself.

Luo Sha's hands were tightly grasping his lower waist to control the direction, and he was running recklessly on the streets.

Luo Sha: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Yeah~

Behind Luo Sha, the nobles of the Kingdom of Lightning, led by Leo, were desperately chasing Luo Sha, who was riding far ahead.

Leo: (? Benefit?) !!!

"You thief! Return our leader to us!"

"Who the hell is that abominable old thief? How dare he treat our leader like this... He deserves to die!"

"I think I know that guy. He's the Fourth Kazekage Rasa of the Sand Village... That's right, that's the guy!"

"Fuck you... Luo Sha, you'd better not get caught by us, or you'll be in big trouble!"

……

A group of people ran away in a hurry.

Naruto: (||?_?)...

Everyone in Akatsuki:?_?……

I have to say, Luo Sha’s performance was really amazing!

I'm really not afraid of being beaten to death...

Of course, with his Kage-level strength, it would be difficult for him to be killed by this group of nobles from the Land of Thunder.

……

A few days later, Sheep Village.

"Father, I received a letter from my uncle saying that a large number of ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village will invade the Hidden Rain Village in the near future...

Does our Sheep Village need to send someone to help?"

"No."

My lazy brother finished stroking the big cock in his hand and waved nonchalantly at his 49th cheap son who came to report the matter to him.

"I'd rather eat more meals and get more sleep than that."

"But……"

"Don't worry, the Hidden Rain Village is very powerful. They can easily defeat the Hidden Cloud Village...

Uncle Ding, please give me another plate of roasted lamb, and remember to put more cumin~"

The 49th cheap son:?_?……

……

Konoha.

"Oh? Is the Hidden Cloud Village going to attack the Hidden Rain Village?"

Orochimaru stuck out his long tongue and licked his sexy lips.

This action made Jiraiya, who was standing next to him, feel excited, but he was also filled with a chill.

To be honest, ever since Orochimaru secretly changed his body a while ago and inexplicably turned from Uncle Snake into Aunt Snake and ran back to Konoha to find them...

Jiraiya slowly realized that sometimes he would feel attracted to Orochimaru...

He had already begun to worry that he might be turned gay by Orochimaru.

"Nonsence!"

Jiraiya slapped himself hard.

"I, Jiraiya, only want to be Tsunade's man!"

Tsunade: (▼へ▼メ)? ! !

"Weird punch!"

boom! ! !

Well, the power of this punch should be enough to make Jiraiya, the shameless old man, lie quietly in the hospital bed for ten days or half a month.

The fight between Jiraiya and Tsunade did not affect Orochimaru's thoughts. He rubbed his chin slightly and muttered to himself.

"Speaking of which, the Fourth Raikage Ai and his brother, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki Killer Bee... they seem to be rare experimental materials~"

Decided!

Even if it's just for those two excellent experimental materials, Orochimaru must go back to the Hidden Rain Village to help out this time!

……

The land of snow.

"Scorpion, Naruto wrote to say that the Hidden Cloud Village will launch a large-scale attack on the Hidden Rain Village... I'm a little worried about the situation of my father and the others."

Her Majesty Fenghua Xiaoxue, the Queen of the Snow Country, was now nestled in Scorpion's arms, drawing circles on Scorpion's chest with her fair fingers.

"Well... although based on my understanding of our Akatsuki organization, this time the attack from the Hidden Cloud Village will most likely fail...

But since Xiaoxue is worried about Dad...then why don't we go back and take a look."

"Husband, you are so kind~"

Fenghua Xiaoxue: (*￣3￣)~

Scorpion: (? ???w??? ?)?……

The two of them were still hugging each other tightly, completely ignoring the melancholy looks from the four elders behind them.

Chiyo: (ー`′ー)…

Ebizō: ?_?……

Scorpion Father: (ー ー゛)...

Scorpion Mother: ＠(￣-￣)＠……

At this moment, the four elders had surprisingly consistent thoughts:

[What a bullshit! Scorpio, you little bastard, it’s been so many years since you recovered your human form and you’ve been married for so many years!

Until now, Xiaoxue and I haven’t given birth to a baby for us... and now we want to take Xiaoxue out to have fun?!

We don't allow it, bastard! ! ! 】

……

Sand Hidden Village.

Lao Sha burned the letter sent by Naruto, and silently took out the map to check the border between the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Lightning.

Lao Sha was thinking, should he take this opportunity to move the border line towards the Land of Thunder?

After all, although the village he is in charge of is called Sand Village, it can't be that the entire area under his jurisdiction is sand...

……

In a vast ocean within the Water Kingdom, on a giant ship flying the Whitebeard pirate flag.

Kimimaro slammed the table in front of him so hard that it made a deafening noise.

"What?! How dare those rough guys from the Hidden Cloud Village bully my father and elder brother?!

Mad is going too far!!!

Return, return immediately!

I'm going to go to the Land of Lightning right now and pick the crotch of that old Fourth Raikage!"

Crew members: ?_?……

[Brother, we have no problem with you trying to rip the Fourth Raikage's crotch, but have you ever thought about...

Strictly speaking, all the crew members under your command are registered ninjas of the Hidden Mist Village!

If the twists and turns here are not handled properly...it is very likely to turn into a diplomatic issue between the Water Country and the Lightning Country! 】

All the crew members turned their eyes to the nominal captain of the ship, Mei Terumi, who was also the fifth Mizukage, for help.

As a result, they discovered to their dismay...

The good-for-nothing old woman in her family was now busy watching a young man who had long been his target showing off his masculinity.

Crew members: (*?????)……

If there is a normal person among the three leaders on this ship, it can only be...

Gaara: Orz... Ugh!!!

Gaara has been vomiting since the moment he got on the ship, and has not yet climbed up from the deck.

Crew members: It's... even more desperate??^??...

Who would have thought that someone so powerful and the only normal person here would get seasick... wuwuwuwu...