Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Father! Come, come..."

"What? Are those bastards from the Hidden Cloud Village here?!

Fight for me, everyone, and show the might of our Iwagakure Village!

Beat these bastards back!"

"No, father, it's not the guys from the Hidden Cloud Village who are coming, but... Deidara is back."

Ohnoki: ⊙_⊙! ! !

"That's even better, give me the order...beat him hard!

Let's peel off the skin of this little bastard Deidara first!"

Old man Ohnoki, who had been leaning back in his chair calmly upon hearing the massive attack from the Hidden Cloud Village, suddenly sat up straight in excitement.

"Yes, but..."

"No buts! Hit me until smoke comes out!"

To this day, whenever I think of how Deidara, that damned little yellow-haired kid, openly kidnapped his precious granddaughter to that damn Akatsuki organization...

The old man's eyes were suddenly filled with three parts of envy, three parts of grief, four parts of jealousy, and ninety parts of murderous intent.

"But Kurotsuchi is still with Deidara."

Ohnoki: (⊙o⊙)! ! !

"...Why didn't you tell me such an important thing right away?

Pass on the old man’s order…”

"Ah, you still want to fight... It's not good to do it in front of Kurotsuchi, right?"

Bang! ! !

Old man Ohnoki kicked his silly son hard in the face.

"Fight? Fight for what?!

Didn't you see my precious granddaughter is back?!

Open the door! Welcome my precious granddaughter home!

Send people to hang up the ribbons, hang them all over the village!"

The next moment, the old man floated up from the chair and flew towards the village entrance at the fastest speed.

When passing by the yellow earth where the corpse was still lying on the ground, the old man did not forget to give him a big eye roll.

"Don't say you are my granddaughter's father outside. With your IQ... forget it. Saying too much will hurt the relationship between us father and son."

The old man seemed to have said nothing, yet he also seemed to have said everything.

Loess: __(°w°」∠)_……(??∧??)

……

At this moment, the gate of Iwagakure Village was wide open, and almost half of the villagers filed out and stood in an orderly manner on both sides of the gate.

"Welcome home, Miss Heitu!!!" xn

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Clank clang clang~clang~clang!

As a unified shout rang out, the entire entrance of Iwagakure Village was suddenly filled with the sound of gongs, drums, and firecrackers.

"Oh~ Grandpa's little black soil, you finally decided to come back to see Grandpa?"

Ōnoki flew out of the village, smiling like the brilliant old chrysanthemum.

"grandfather!"

Black soil: ?(???????)?~

"I'm back~"

"Hey, hey, hey~ I'm glad you're back. I'm glad you're back... You weren't bullied over there, were you?"

"No, no, everyone in the organization is very nice to your granddaughter, except..."

Black Soil: →_→…Xiaodi

Ohnoki: →_→……(▼ plate▼#)! ! !

Xiaodi: (ー_ー)? ? ?

"Ahem~ Old man, I also..."

"Fuck off!"

Ohnoki impatiently pushed aside the big face plate that Xiaodi was leaning towards, and then smoothly pulled over his precious granddaughter's hands.

“Come on, Heitu, go home with grandpa.

Grandpa asked someone to cook your favorite dish for you."

Black soil: (′?w?｀)~

"Okay, Grandpa!"

The old man led Heitu into the village first, and the rest of the villagers followed closely behind. When it was Xiaodi's turn to walk last...

Bang! ! !

The gate of Iwagakure Village was ruthlessly closed.

Xiaodi: ?_? ? ?

slap~

The next moment, the gate of the Iwagakure Village was opened a crack again.

The old father, with a dark face, squeezed out from the crack of the door carrying a sign.

He just inserted the sign into the side of the gate, punched it a few times to make it solid, and then quickly jumped back into the gate... Huangtu didn't even look at Xiaodi the whole time.

Bang! ! !

Now the gate of Iwagakure Village is completely closed.

Sign: "This village prohibits entry of yellow-haired males who are 18 years old, 166cm tall, 50.8kg in weight, AB in blood type, like to eat oden and fried eggs, and always shout that art is explosion!"

Xiaodi:?_?……

What the hell... just write Deidara's name on it.

"Ugh……"

Xiaodi sighed, shook his head, turned and left.

I don’t know if the wooden house he built outside the village many years ago is still there...

……

That night, in the Onoki tribe.

"Kurotsuchi, tell me the truth. It's been all these years...did that little bastard Deidara do something to you?"

"Oh, Grandpa! You've asked me many times, and I always said no..."

Heitu: Blushing and aggrieved.jpg

"Phew, that's good, that's good~"

After receiving his granddaughter's denial again, the old man finally felt relieved.

But the next second, what Heitu said made the old man feel a new surge of anger.

"That stupid guy... he hasn't even looked at me properly until now..."

Ohnoki: ||o(*°▽°*)oll……

Although the old man was very relieved that Xiao Di did not take the initiative to harm his precious granddaughter, but damn...

Thinking of his granddaughter, Onoki's beloved daughter, who was as beautiful as a fairy,

Such a pretty girl has been with Deidara for such a long time... and you're not moved at all?!

Ohnoki: (? Benefit?) !!!

[You little bastard, do you think my precious granddaughter is ugly? Or do you think my precious granddaughter is not good enough for you? ! ]

Ohnoki: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

The old man overturned the table on the spot and slowly floated into the air.

"Grandpa, where are you going?"

"I'm going to tear that little bastard's head off and vent my anger on behalf of my precious granddaughter!"

Kurotsuchi: ∑(?０o０)!!!

"No, Grandpa!"

Heitu immediately stood up and opened his arms to block the old man.

"Kurotsuchi, please get out of the way. Today, I have to ask Deidara in person what's wrong with my precious granddaughter?

This little bastard thinks so little of you? ! "

"No, Grandpa!"

"My dear granddaughter, listen to grandpa... get out of the way!

Grandpa is here to help you vent your anger now!"

The old man looked at the leaky cotton jacket that was blocking his air with great sorrow.

"But, but... Grandpa, you are no match for Deidara-geezer now..."

Onoki: (￣┰￣*)Pfft~

The old man's heart was stabbed hard by his precious granddaughter.

Well, now even the leaky cotton-padded jacket is gone, all that’s left is the black cotton wool!

Ohnoki: (? Benefit?) !!!

"...Heitu, stop making trouble. I know you are just concerned about him, but...

Most of that little bastard's skills were taught to him by me, how could I not be able to beat him? !

What kind of hellish joke is this?!"

Kurotsuchi: (ー_ー)... Sometimes it's frustrating to tell the truth but no one believes it.

"Hey Grandpa~ We'll talk about how you want to teach Deidara-gee later."

Seeing that he could no longer control the angry Old Potato, Heitu immediately changed the subject.

"I came back this time not only to visit you, Grandpa, but also to ask everyone in the Hidden Rock Village to do me a small favor... Grandpa, are you willing to do this for your granddaughter?"

Ohnoki: (ー_ー)!!

It was a rare occasion for his precious granddaughter to come back and she even asked him for help in person...

Mudd!

Satisfied, must be satisfied!

Even if Heitu wants the moon in the sky next, the old man will dare to risk his life to pick the moon and put it in the arms of his precious granddaughter!

"Speak, speak boldly!

As long as my precious granddaughter asks, I will agree to help her in any way I can!"

The old man waved his hand and agreed directly.

Little did he know that with a wave of his hand...his precious granddaughter was actually given away by him!