Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Chapter 290: The Anger of an Elderly Father

The Hidden Rain Village, the home of the Uchiha clan.

"Master clan leader, Naruto is here to visit."

The servant's report startled Uchiha Fugaku, who was immersed in a pink bubble world filled with his daughter.

He stopped fanning Uchiha Maki who had just fallen asleep, and a hint of displeasure appeared in his eyes.

"What is that brat Naruto doing here all of a sudden?"

"Well……"

Uchiha Maki snorted softly as she fell asleep, as if expressing her dissatisfaction and accusation towards her old father's passiveness and slacking.

Uchiha Fugaku: (ー_ー)!!

The fan in her hand immediately created a gust of cool breeze, which slowly smoothed the frown on the little princess' brow.

"Take that brat to the living room and tell him I'll be there soon."

Uchiha Fugaku said this as softly as possible, for fear of disturbing the sweet dream of the little one lying in the crib.

……

Question: How long is the "later" that Uchiha Fugaku mentioned?

Answer: Not long, I just waited for two hours and still didn’t see him.

Sitting on the cold wooden chair for a long time made Naruto feel sore in his buttocks and stiff all over.

Naruto was sure that this chair came with a matching cushion, because when he came in, he happened to see a servant of the Uchiha family collecting the cushions from all the chairs in the room one by one, leaving no one behind.

Emmm...

Perhaps this was not an order from Uchiha Fugaku?

After all, no matter from which aspect, Uzumaki Naruto is the great benefactor of the Uchiha clan~

If Uchiha Fugaku used such a trick to deliberately target his benefactor...

Naruto was probably starting to doubt whether it was the right decision for him to come here today.

Of course, Naruto didn't believe in his heart that the Uncle Fugaku whom he respected would be such a person.

After all, putting aside his kindness to the Uchiha clan, just talking about the relationship between him and Hashira... what is meant by a beloved relative, a friend, a brother? !

It's him and Erzhuzi that are being talked about~

So just add money... Ugh!

So why would Erzhuzi's father treat his half-brother like this? !

[I guess Uncle Fugaku really was delayed by something...]

Naruto, sitting on the bench, comforted himself in his heart.

[By the way, where is Erzhuzi? I have been here for such a long time, why hasn’t he come to pay his respects to me, his good brother…]

"Why did you come to my house?!"

Naruto: (ーー゛)…

It turns out that the saying "Speak of the devil and he will appear" does have some scientific truth.

There are some people you just can't keep them in your mind, because as soon as you mention them, they will suddenly pop up from some corner.

"Fuck! I'm the last one in line, and I'm talking to you!

Why don't you answer?!

Do you want to fight, asshole?!"

Erzhuzi: ~(TロT)σCome out and fight me!

Naruto: ?_?……

Facts have also proved that when you haven't seen some people, you always miss them in your heart, but once you see them... you can't help but want to beat them to death!

"Lightning Style*Chidori!"

"Take the kidney!"

……

[Huh? What's that loud noise?! ]

Uchiha Fugaku frowned in dissatisfaction, then quickly lowered his head and carefully looked at Uchiha Maki in the crib.

Fortunately, the little guy was already asleep at this time, so he was not woken up by the sudden series of noises.

[Hehehe~ My daughter is so cute~]

Uchiha Fugaku rarely showed a pig-like look, but in the next second he quickly switched to the zombie face that everyone was familiar with.

The speed was so fast that one couldn't help but wonder if the scene just now was an illusion.

[Ahem~ Since Maki is already sound asleep, I should go meet Naruto as well...]

boom! ! !

The next second, Erzhuzi broke through the wall and flew in like Mars hitting the Earth, and his whole body was deeply embedded in the floor next to the crib.

Uchiha Maki: (u?u)?zzZ…(owo?)!

Uchiha Fugaku: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ! ! !

[It’s over! I finally managed to coax my daughter to sleep~]

Uchiha Maki: "Wow~~??^??!"

Uchiha Fugaku: (▼皿▼#)!!!

[I want to see which bastard dares to disturb my daughter's sleep? ! ]

The old father's murderous gaze slowly turned to the broken floor.

Soon, a figure that Uchiha Fugaku was very familiar with slowly crawled out of the pit.

Erzhuzi: (▼皿▼#)!!!

Uchiha Fugaku: (ーー゛)…

[I never expected that this bastard was actually my own... Damn!!!]

"Erzhuzi, today I am going to teach you a lesson - your big brother will always be your big brother, and your little brother will always be your little brother, wakakakaka~"

Uchiha Fugaku: (ー`′ー)! ! !

[Oh, it turns out there is another little bastard who is not from my old man’s family and is causing trouble with the little bastard from my old man’s family…]

"Ah! Don't be so complacent, you're the last one in line. The fight isn't over yet!"

Nijiru rushed out of the big hole he had just created as if no one was around, and started to wrestle again with Naruto who was walking along.

Uchiha Fugaku: (ー`′ー)! !

"……come here."

"What do you want, patriarch?"

"Take the little lady and give her to the care of Madam."

Uchiha Fugaku picked up Uchiha Maki, who had turned into a little crybaby, from the bed and gently handed her to the arms of the servant who responded and entered the room.

After the servant and Uchiha Maki completely disappeared from the old father's sight...

Uchiha Fugaku frowned and took a big step out of the hole made by the second pillar.

Naruto: "Giraffe kicks baboon!"

Erzhuzi: "The elephant kicks!"

Naruto: "Penguin, don't crane!"

Erzhuzi: "A crow is riding a plane!"

Naruto: "Tornado destroys parking lot!"

Erzhuzi: "You bastard, you're using my trick!"

Naruto: "You are in charge of labor, whoever uses it first gets it!"

The two passionate young men who were wrestling happily on the ground had no idea of the fatal crisis that was approaching them.

Uchiha Fugaku: (ー`′ー)! ! !

"You two little bastards, are you ready to bear the wrath of an old father?!"