Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Xiaodi: "The explosives are in place!"

Ah Fei: "One hundred thousand White Zetsu are on standby at any time!"

Kushina: "The sealing technique is ready!"

Hidan: "The teachings of the evil god have been..."

Everyone in Akatsuki: (“▔□▔) Get lost!!!”

Listening to the reports from the Akatsuki organization, Naruto nodded with satisfaction.

The Hidden Rain Village has been set up with a net of heaven and earth and an iron wall by everyone. They will wait for the ninjas from other villages to come to support...

[Old Liudao, I don’t believe that I can’t take you down like this… Humph (▼ヘ▼#)!!!]

"Now that all the preparations have been made, let's proceed as planned."

Naruto turned and looked at Uchiha Mikoto and Konan.

"Aunt Mikoto, Sister Konan, you two take Maki and Ichigo and stay in the seal my mother set up for a while."

Upon hearing this, Uchiha Mikoto and Konan nodded repeatedly, holding their cubs and followed Kushina away.

"Next up are you and me, Black Zetsu... Black Zetsu, put down your Fang Tian Hua Ji!"

Black Zetsu: (ー_ー)!!

No... As a core participant in the plan to overthrow the Six Paths Sage, is there anything wrong with him carrying a weapon for self-defense?

no problem!

Why do you, Uzumaki Naruto...

"I asked you to pretend to be Maki and Ichigo with me, why are you holding a Fang Tian Hua Ji?!

Hurry and put it down for me!"

Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Black Zetsu: (ー ー゛)emmm……

It is impossible to release it, but he can put away the Fang Tian Hua Ji.

I saw Hei Jue stabbed the Fang Tian Hua Ji into himself with his backhand, and the huge Fang Tian Hua Ji disappeared in an instant.

Everyone in Akatsuki: (“▔□▔) What the hell?!

Black Zetsu, where did this go?!

Naruto: ?_?……

"Later, you will become Maki and I will become Ichigo. We must maintain that image until the old man Six Paths comes... Is there a problem?"

"Have!"

Black Zetsu raised his right hand.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"……explain!"

"Why did I become Maki-chan and not you?"

Naruto: (||?_?)...

"…Because I am the leader of Akatsuki, I have the final say on this matter."

"Then I quit."

Black Zetsu: Picking nose and curling lips.jpg

Naruto: (“▔□▔) Damn, you’re giving up at the critical moment?!

"Are you going to do it or not? If you don't, I'll fuck you~"

Black said:

[If you have the ability, then you can kill me~]

Naruto: (? Benefit?) !!!

To be honest, if he and Black Zetsu were not the only ones in the entire Akatsuki organization who could perfectly simulate the fluctuations of Indra and Ashura in the souls of the two cubs...

It's really possible that Naruto could kill that bastard Black Zetsu on the spot!

Due to Black Zetsu's non-cooperation, the two of them could only decide who would become who by playing rock-paper-scissors.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

So...

"Wahahahaha~"

Black Zetsu, who had fulfilled his wish and could transform into Uzumaki Ichigo, put one foot on the stool, put his hands on his hips and laughed towards the sky.

As for Naruto...

He squatted on the spot, secretly shedding tears and drawing circles silently.

[I shouldn't have used the scissors if I had known... Hinata, don't you think I'm a pervert? (*?????)... wuwuwuwu~]

……

Not long after, after transforming, he took heavy steps and lay down in Uchiha Maki's crib very reluctantly.

But I didn't lie down for long...

[No, this crib is a bit uncomfortable...]

Naruto stood up and opened the bed.

Then he saw two shining red star atomic bombs stuffed under the bed.

Naruto: (||?_?)……(′?皿?｀)!!!

【Xiao Di, you fuck...

I asked you to plant a bomb to kill the six old men, but you wanted to send me to the sky as well, right?!

Emmm...There are always villains who want to harm me! 】

Xiao Di: Ming Tian is dead, Di Tian should take the throne!

Naruto: ~(TロT)σGet the hell out of here!

……

He deftly put the two red heart atomic bombs into the system space and made the bed again.

Before the old man Six Paths arrives, the affairs of the Hidden Rain Village will be managed by Naruto's good-for-nothing father Minato Namikaze.

?乛?乛?~The Fourth Hokage, who had been laid off for many years, gloriously took up his post again and took over the heavy responsibility from his own son.

As for Naruto... he just needs to play the little girl Uchiha Maki well.

Eat when you should, sleep when you should...

"Finally, I can be a salted fish~"

Naruto: ?(???????)? Comfortable~

[Wait! There's something wrong with this ceiling! ]

Naruto stared at the ceiling for a long time and finally determined that there was an extra-large sealing formation carved on the ceiling.

The only one in Akatsuki who could pull off such a big move in such a short period of time was...

Naruto: ??^??……

[Mom, are you planning to let me die together with the old man Liudao if necessary...

Not really, right? After all, I am his biological son! 】

Wow~

The door was suddenly opened from the outside and Kushina poked her head in.

"Naruto, this is the Shiki Seal, you should learn it in the next few days~

If we really can't do anything to the Sage of Six Paths, then you... understand, don't you?"

Naruto: (*?????)……

Sure enough, the great maternal love has expired.

……

"Alas... I just regret that I am not strong enough now, otherwise I would have kicked the shit out of that old man Liudao with one blow."

Looking at a group of people busying themselves for the safety of his son, Nagato felt... quite uncomfortable.

At this moment, my lazy brother walked towards Nagato with a ball of light in his hand.

"Nagato, you are here~ Naruto asked me to give this to you, take it~"

My lazy brother stuffed the ball of light into Nagato's hand, turned around and ran away happily.

Nagato: (ー ー゛)...Did Naruto give it to me?

Nagato looked down at the ball of light in his hand, then crushed it without hesitation.

A huge stream of information instantly flooded into Nagato's mind.

[Hand-rubbed Light (Legendary): A ray of light rubbed out by the real man Gorogi with his bare hands can allow the user to gain a little power from the original Dark Mephisto, and transform into the original Mephisto (Six Paths Peak) to fight.

Tiga's Miracle Light can only be used once a day, and each time lasts for three minutes.

PS: Young man, do you believe in light? 】

Nagato: (“▔□▔) What the hell?!

I declare that from this moment on, I, Nagato, have completely stood up!

From now on, please call me - Three Minutes Long Real Man!

[Six Paths old man, wait for death! ]

Uzumaki Renji: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"Dad, why are you standing there and laughing like an idiot? Are you crazy?"

"……roll!"

"You are so stupid, but you don't allow me to say anything."

Uzumaki Renji shrank his head when his father yelled at him and muttered something under his breath.

Nagato: (▼ヘ▼#)!!!

[Emm...why not use this rebellious son as a training for the first transformation? ]

Fortunately, Nagato finally held back...