Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

The first day I pretended to be Uchiha Maki and lay in bed.

Naruto: "Comfortable~ So cool! This is the life I want!"

Pretending to be Uchiha Maki, he lay in bed for a week.

Naruto: "It seems a bit boring~ But as long as I can lie down, it's fine..."

Pretending to be Uchiha Maki, he lay in bed for two weeks.

Naruto: "Why the hell haven't you come yet, old man Six Paths?! I can't stand it any longer (*????)..."

For the first time, Naruto felt that lying flat was actually a very painful thing.

If nothing else...

He has been drinking milk powder for fourteen days and has nothing else to eat.

Now, whenever Naruto opened his mouth, a smell of milk rushed straight to his head.

"I protest! I strongly demand that I be given some normal food!"

Erzhuzi:?_?……

Although I was very upset that I was forced to take care of this shameless person who pretended to be my sister right after returning to the village;

But when I think about the fact that they did this just to save their sister from the Six Paths Sage...

Emmm...

Nijiru was rare in controlling his temper and spoke to Naruto in a friendly manner.

"So what is considered normal food?"

"At least there should be meat!"

Naruto answered firmly.

"Oh~ this is possible."

Erzhuzi suddenly realized what was going on, grabbed the bottle and ran into the kitchen, adding a handful of meat floss into the bottle.

"Now there's meat, drink it quickly."

Naruto: (? Yi?) Nima?!

“…Is meat floss meat?”

Erzhuzi: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"Is not it?"

"Yeah?!"

"Isn't it?!"

"Erzhuzi, you... am I discussing with you whether meat floss is meat or not?!"

"...What's the problem?"

"I'll say it again, the problem now is - I don't want to drink milk, I want to eat meat!"

"But meat floss is just meat~"

Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Why didn't I realize that Erzhuzi was so irritating before? !

Erzhuzi: ?乛?乛?~ This is the first time that my mentality as a last-place student has collapsed… So cool!

……

"Damn, I quit!"

Naruto threw back the covers and was about to jump off the bed.

Pretending to be a human cub is not a job for a human being!

Damn it, whoever wants to do it can do it, anyway, Uzumaki Naruto... is on strike!

Second pillar: →_→……

"You really don't want to do it anymore?"

"That's right!"

"But it was you who proposed this plan~"

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"About the matter of food... Black Zetsu has never protested."

Naruto: (||?_?)...

"As the initiator of this plan and the current leader of Akatsuki...is it irresponsible for you to go on strike now?"

Naruto: (￣┰￣*)Puff!!!

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

The man in front of him who was looking at him in a weird way was definitely not the Erzhuzi he was familiar with!

Naruto looked directly into the eyes of the second pillar, and confirmed again and again that he did not have double pupils at this moment...

"Who the hell are you?! Give my second son back to me!"

Naruto pointed at Nijiru's nose and cursed.

Erzhuzi: (?益?) I gave you face, didn’t I? ! !

"Fire Style*Great Fireball Technique... Ha~te!"

Boom~

A mouthful of old anger was spat directly into Naruto's face.

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

It’s confirmed, this guy is indeed a true idiot…it’s okay then.

Naruto turned around silently, climbed back into bed and lay down obediently, covering himself with the quilt.

Well, bear with it for two more days.

If the old man Liudao doesn't come in two days, then he will... endure for two more days??^??...

……

At the same time, Pure Land.

The Six Paths Sage stood there quietly, his face suddenly turning pale.

He unconsciously put one hand over his chest, as if trying to hold down his wildly beating heart;

His eyes were filled with panic and anxiety, his pupils were slightly dilated, and his gaze was wandering;

Fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead and slowly slid down his cheeks.

The Six Paths Sage didn't know why, but these days, whenever he thought about leaving for the human world... he would feel an inexplicable palpitation sweeping over his body.

At his level, a sudden impulse is sometimes a kind of hint from the universe.

The Six Paths Sage has already realized that this trip to the world might not be as smooth as he expected...

But since it concerns his two grown-up sons, he cannot not go.

The Sage of Six Paths took a deep breath and then exhaled slowly, trying to calm himself;

But that palpitating feeling is always with me and won't go away.

The Sage of Six Paths: (ー ー゛)…

[It seems that today is not a good time to set off for the real world... Then let's wait a little longer.

Wait two more days...

If it is still like this after two days, then I will...】

A gleam of light flashed across the eyes of the Six Paths Sage, and he turned and walked back into the house.

……

"Dad, Sasuke and I are coming over to help."

The Seventh Hokage stepped out of the portal and greeted Minato Namikaze with a smile.

Namikaze Minato: (′?w?｀)~

"Thank you so much, you came just in time!"

Namikaze Minato walked up and grabbed the Seventh Hokage's arm, and forcefully forced him to sit down in front of the desk.

"These documents are now handed over to you. Don't let dad down!"

huh~

After saying that, Minato Namikaze turned into a yellow flash and escaped.

The Seventh Hokage who just left everything behind in Konoha Village in the Boruto world to come and help: (||?_?)... If I had known, I would have come later.

"Sas, where are you going?"

"To meet my niece in this world, and... Itachi."

Dazhuzi said something coolly and left without looking back.

The Seventh Hokage was left alone in the office, facing a pile of documents that was taller than him.

Seventh Hokage: (*?????)...I regret it even more.

[No, I have to bring Shikamaru from my world over here too! ]

Having made up his mind, the Seventh Hokage stood up and walked back into the portal.

……

"Hello, Uchiha...Mirai, I'm your uncle."

"Nice to meet you. I'm your uncle Uchiha Sasuke."

"Uchiha Sasuke, um... call me uncle?"

……

Dazhuzi wandered outside Uchiha Izumi's house for a long time, but never knocked on the door.

He was still racking his brains to think about what to say to his niece whom he was meeting for the first time...

However, Dazhuzi, who had degenerated into a fool, never considered that his niece couldn't speak yet... and of course might not understand what he was saying.

After an unknown amount of time, Dazhuzi finally made up his mind.

There was a hint of determination in his eyes. He gritted his teeth and turned and left.

[Well~ Now that I'm here... the first thing I should do is to pay my respects to my father and mother, and by the way, I can also take a look at that Itachi guy.

As for visiting my niece... wait, wait a little longer...】

Dazhuzi would never admit that he chickened out at the critical moment, he just... was not ready yet.