Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

The famous Ninja King Erzhuzi once said:

"If I get excited, I will definitely not escape a beating."

However, these two pillars are not those two pillars.

Erzhuzi is unable to get excited at the moment, but he can enjoy beatings... every day.

In Naruto's opinion, the only person who is currently expected to take over the title of "King of the Ninja World" from Naruto is Black Zetsu.

Just when Black Zetsu ran to Naruto and expressed his willingness to mend his ways, and voluntarily let Naruto and Kushina plant a series of safeguards in his body...

To be honest, Naruto originally planned to train Black Zetsu to become the real Otsutsuki Agarwood.

Just imagine, at that time, Black Zetsu, with a solemn face, holding the Axe of Creation, splits the moon with the axe under the gaze of the vast majority of the ninja world, and hugs tightly with his old mother Kaguya Otsutsuki whom he misses every day...

How shocking that scene must have been~

Unfortunately, Naruto currently has limited resources, and cannot allow Black Zetsu to directly evolve into Hitsuki Takashi for the time being;

Now he can only use the existing resources to slowly strengthen Black Zetsu bit by bit.

But this reinforcement caused trouble.

I don't know if the resources Naruto gave to Black Zetsu were too evil, or if they just happened to activate some of Black Zetsu's hidden attributes...

In short, Black Zetsu, who received funding from Naruto, went on a path that became more and more deviant, and even his originally sinister character gradually became... arrogant to the point where it was out of control.

I still remember the first time Black Zetsu got sick, it was the day after Naruto gave him a certain inheritance that he had drawn from the system...

Early that morning, a group of people from the Akatsuki organization were gathering together for breakfast.

Black Zetsu swaggered in. After scanning the people present, he looked up at Er Zhuzi and said two words to him with great disdain:

"Garbage~"

Two pillars: (ー ー゛)…(ー`′ー)… (?°?д°?)!

"Black Zetsu, what did you just say about me, you bastard?!"

Erzhuzi slammed the table and stood up, as if he was ready to rush up and kill Heijue if they had a disagreement.

No matter whether he could succeed or not, Uchiha Sasuke just wanted to smash Black Zetsu's head to pieces at that time!

"Oh~ Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about you..."

Black Zetsu waved his hand, signaling Erzhuzi to be patient.

Then Black Zetsu's gaze swept over everyone present again and he spoke indifferently.

"I mean everyone here... is garbage!"

Everyone present: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

Arrogant, too arrogant!

Today's Black Zetsu was really being too pretentious.

Regardless of the angry expressions on everyone's faces, Black Zetsu just took a horse stance, crossed his fists over his chest and took a stance.

"Karate master Black Zetsu, please teach me~"

I have to mention here that the people present at the time included not only Naruto, Nijiru, Gaara and other children, but also Sasori, Kakuzu, Whitebeard, Kushina, Uchiha Fugaku...

As the saying goes, if you ask for a hammer, you get a hammer. Black Zetsu's miserable condition that day is simply beyond description...

To put it bluntly, after everyone vented their anger,

The Black Zetsu, who had long lost his human form, was scooped up from the ground bit by bit by the two White Zetsu using shovels.

Finally it was put into a bucket and taken away.

After recovering from his injuries, Black Zetsu decisively gave up the karate learned from his senior brother, the Duansui-ryu, and pestered Naruto for another inheritance.

A few days later...

"Hehehe~ Don't get me wrong, I just want to beat you two to death... or be beaten to death by you two."

Black Zetsu sneaked into Nagato and Konan's room and sat on a chair right in front of the two in an extremely arrogant posture.

I have to say that Black Zetsu's crossed legs are very professional, with at least five points of the skill of Fire Cloud Evil God himself.

Xiaonan: (??v﹏v?? )……

Nagato: (▼皿▼#)!!!

[Fuck, you broke into my room early in the morning and scared my wife?!

Fortunately, my wife and I woke up early, otherwise we would have been taken advantage of by a black humanoid like you?!

This is really intolerable. My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can’t… My aunt can tolerate it, but I can’t!

Die, bastard!!!】

"Kunlun sect toad..."

"All things are attracted by heaven!!!"

Nagato directly controlled Black Zetsu, smashed his head to the ground, and also controlled Pain's five paths to rush over quickly, and gave Black Zetsu a real circle kick.

Before he could even make a move, Black Zetsu sent...

Kunlun School's Toad Kung Fu, eliminated.

Black Zetsu: (*?????)...Next!

……

"I am the greatest in the world! You brought this hell road upon yourself. Look at me..."

The Black Zetsu who was wielding a sword was slammed into the wall by Kushina with a frying pan, and even a dozen White Zetsu together were unable to pull him down.

……

"Hahahahaha~ My fate is in my own hands...Shaolin Iron Head Kung Fu!"

Black Zetsu's iron head was smashed to pieces by Scorpion.

Well, Scorpion didn’t even wear the Red Scorpion Armor…

……

"I want to fight ten of them! Wing Chun... Black Zetsu~"

Da da da da da da da da~

…It turns out that Black Zetsu can’t beat ten of them.

Facing Xiao Di holding a six-barreled Vulcan cannon, Black Zetsu couldn't even hold out for three seconds...

……

"You ask me what Black Zetsu is?

Now let me tell you...

I, Black Zetsu, will solve the cases that Akatsuki cannot solve...

Also, listen carefully~

I will kill those whom Akatsuki dare not kill.

I take care of things that Akatsuki doesn't dare to take care of...

In a word, I will take care of what the Akatsuki organization can control, and I will take even more care of what the Akatsuki organization cannot control.

Kill first and report later, Naruto has special permission!

This is... poof~"

Kakuzu really couldn't stand the chattering Black Zetsu anymore, so he stretched out a few tentacles and slapped him away.

Watching Black Zetsu turn into a black meteor that streaked across the sky and flew away, Kakuzu turned around expressionlessly and went back to his room.

If you have the time to listen to Black Zetsu's nonsense, he can print dozens of new fake banknotes, right? !

……

"I am the prince of destiny. Those who obey me will live, and those who disobey me will die. If you obey me today... Sorry for disturbing you, goodbye!"

When Black Zetsu saw who he was showing off to, it was too late to run away.

Whitebeard's dance with the Kusukume Kirei was so powerful that he enjoyed the same treatment as Danzo Shimura.

Black Zetsu: (*????)……

……

"As of today, Black Zetsu, you have taken away twenty-one different resources from me, and you have also endured twenty-one beatings from members of the Akatsuki organization, an average of once every three days...

This is such a sad story...

Sorry, I just can’t help it~wahahahaha!!!”

Naruto looked at Black Zetsu, whose swelling had not yet completely subsided, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

I laughed so hard that tears came out.

Black Zetsu: (*????)……

[Humph, just a few beatings are just a test of my will... Would I, Black Zetsu, be afraid?!

Wait for me, mom. I will definitely master earth-shattering skills and split the moon to rescue you! 】

Black Zetsu swore secretly in his heart, then raised his head and looked at Naruto with burning eyes.

"Come on, next one... I, Black Zetsu, can't wait to practice!"