Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Today is the day that Hidan is released from prison.

As soon as Hidan, who had put his body together with the help of Kakuzu, went out, he ran into Xiaodi head-on.

"Long time no see, Hidan... why is your hair... green?"

I have to say, Xiaodi is really good at hurting people's hearts.

When it comes to the question of why Hidan's hair turned green, we have to mention the fact that he was a potted plant under Kushina for a month.

What a difficult life that was... It brings tears to my eyes when I talk about it~

"Listen to me, Deidara. My hair has not turned green. It has just grown grass."

Being able to grow a head of bright green grass on Hidan's head... In some ways, Kushina is also a rare talent.

"Oh, I see~ Then the grass on your head looks quite healthy, and it's all green wherever you look~"

It turns out that Xiaodi knows how to chat.

He succeeded in killing the conversation.

Hidan: ?_?……

Xiaodi: ⊙w⊙~

Their eyes met, looking at each other speechlessly.

Xiaodi said: I'm waiting for you to speak first, what are you waiting for?

Feidan thought: I'm waiting for you to go first, what are you waiting for?

The two of them just stood there awkwardly, staring at each other.

until……

"Scorpion, have you seen Hidan?"

"No, Kushina, do you have something to do with him?"

“Yeah~ This guy, I don’t know where he ran off to right after I let him out… I spent a lot of time looking for him.

When I find him... he will be in big trouble!

"Hidan? Hidan! Come out quickly!"

Hidan: ?(?д??; )?? !!

What a familiar and terrifying voice!

At this moment, Feiduan suddenly understood a truth - hesitation will lead to defeat.

I should have ignored Xiaodi and walked away just now.

……

"Listen, Hidan, it seems like Kushina is calling you~"

Xiaodi poked Hidan's arm.

"No, you heard it wrong... Those were clearly the whispers of evil spirits from hell..."

Hidan answered absentmindedly.

If Xiao Di observed more carefully, he would have discovered that Feiduan's entire body was trembling slightly at this moment.

"But this is clearly Kushina's voice~"

"No, it's an evil ghost, and the most vicious one."

Just when the two were still struggling with this issue, a familiar voice sounded faintly behind them.

"Oh~ So in your eyes, Hidan, I, Uzumaki Kushina, am the most evil demon~"

……

Feiduan turned his head mechanically, and all he saw was the long fiery red hair flying freely in the air.

【It’s over~???】

Feiduan had an inexplicable premonition that he, who had just turned back into "Feidan", might very well turn into "Eighth Dan" again...

“…I have a request, can you change the flower pot to a larger size this time?

Otherwise my neck would be strangled..."

Hidan simply gave up struggling and offered his head to Kushina.

"Come on, I just found the corners and sewed them up, they haven't grown back yet...

You should be able to pull it out with a little force."

Little did Hidan know that his words had inadvertently touched upon another taboo of Kushina.

...You old?

What Kushina hates most is when people say she is old, even if it is unintentional!

Not to mention that Hidan actually said it in front of her...

very good~

Kushina silently took note of Hidan in her heart, but on the surface she showed a very friendly smile to Hidan and Xiaodi.

"Huh?! Hidan, you didn't think I came to you just to plant your head back into the flowerpot, did you?!

No way, no way, you don’t really think that I, Kushina, am that kind of person? ! "

Kushina deliberately put on an expression of surprise, mixed with just the right amount of grievance.

Hidan: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"……Is not it?"

Feidan's question was as soft as a mosquito's hum, but Kushina still caught it well.

"Of course not~

It was my son Naruto who suddenly wanted to see you, so I came here to find you.

Come back to my house soon, Naruto is waiting for you there..."

Hidan: ⊙_⊙……

"Really...really?"

"Mmmmm~"

"Then I...will go find Naruto now?"

"Yes, the sooner the better."

“…Am I really leaving?”

"Let's go, let's go~"

Hidan: e=Hue=Hue=Hue=Hue=(o｀w′)ノ

Like Hidan who was pardoned, he ran away.

But before he could run far, Kushina's soul-calling chanting came from behind him again.

"Don't worry, wait until you finish talking to Naruto, then I'll settle our business with you~"

Fei Duan staggered upon hearing this, her legs weakened and she almost fell to her knees on the spot...

……

[Why is Hidan so scared... Is Kushina really that scary? ]

After Hidan left, Deidara secretly looked up and looked at Kushina.

Unexpectedly, his small action was keenly noticed by Kushina, so...

"Xiao Di, what are you looking at (?????)~"

Xiaodi: (°ー°〃)...

"No... I didn't see anything. I just thought Aunt Kushina was so beautiful today..."

[Auntie?! Are you calling me old in disguise...

Very good, it seems that Kurotsuchi still needs to practice using the frying pan...】

Kushina: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

……

Although he had escaped from Kushina's sight, Hidan did not dare to delay at all and immediately rushed to Naruto without stopping.

Because Feidan knew very well that if he didn't do as Kushina said...his fate would most likely be a hundred times more miserable.

Last time it was eight sections, so this time... eight hundred sections?

"That's terrible, your mother is really terrible..."

Hidan, who was out of breath from running, collapsed on his back beside Naruto, muttering to himself.

Naruto: (ー_ー)???

"No, I feel my mother is quite gentle."

"That's good for you, right?!"

Hidan rolled his eyes at Naruto.

"You actually used the word gentle to describe a woman who has been treating my head like a flower for a month?!

...Uzumaki Naruto, you're going too far~"

Naruto: (||?_?)...

“Ah, this… is also…

My mom does have a bad temper sometimes~"

Naruto rubbed his head sheepishly.

"But logically speaking... you, Hidan, should be much stronger than my mother. There's no need to be so afraid of her, right?"

"Do you know what my main method against the enemy is?"

"I know. Isn't it just that after obtaining the enemy's blood..."

Naruto couldn't continue.

"It seems you've thought of it. Your mother... has no blood..."

?_?……

Naruto always felt that Hidan was cursing.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you called me over here...you didn't just want me to chat with you, did you?"

"Of course not. I specially prepared a gift for you and wanted to hand it to you personally."

Naruto smiled mysteriously, then took out from the system space...