My apprentice is a little weird?

"Don't ask, don't listen, don't talk, and don't mention it now! In a few months, when you learn physiological knowledge, you will know it. As for now, it's not the right time! Do you hear me?"

Jiang Yan angrily scolded Shen Ming, which made her feel a little wronged. She lowered her head and said "oh". But in her heart, she became more curious about the things in the book.

.........

Late at night, light snoring sounds began to rise.

Jiang Yan suddenly opened his eyes, glanced at Shen Ming beside him, and seeing that she was sleeping soundly, he quietly got up.

He tiptoed with the gourd in his hand, passed the guards who were patrolling late at night, and quietly left the place.

After he left, Shen Ming suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the empty shop, stood up and tilted his head slightly.

"What are you going to do, Master?"

…………

Jiang Yan tiptoed to a relatively secluded place, some distance away from the camp.

After stopping, he looked around again, released his spiritual sense to explore the surroundings, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no one around.

He first took off the gourd from his waist with a serious face and held it in front of him. Then he took a few deep breaths and adjusted his lower facial muscles.

Then the corners of his mouth slowly curled up, his eyes became attentive, his expression became flattering, his left hand supported the bottom of the gourd, and his right hand gently fell on the top of the gourd, stroking it gently like petting a dog.

"Hey, sister Bao, are you here? Let's go out and chat."

Quiet~

Jiang Yan was not annoyed. He held the gourd in his arms like a child and rocked it gently.

Then he spoke again earnestly:

"Sister Bao, please don't ignore me. I want to ask you a favor. Can you please come out for a while?"

As soon as Jiang Yan finished speaking, the gourd in his arms trembled slightly, and then a ripple mixed with inexplicable words rippled out. Seeing this, Jiang Yan's face lit up and he couldn't help but listen attentively.

"roll"

"........."

Inhale~exhale…inhale~exhale…can’t be angry, can’t be angry~This is my treasure, not to mention I need help from others now, can’t be angry, can’t be angry~

Jiang Yan took a few deep breaths, and then the expression on his face became more attentive. He even put his face close to the gourd and wanted to rub it, and said.

"Sister Bao, we are so close. You watched me grow up. You wouldn't be so heartless, right, Sister Bao?"

"roll"

"........."

Jiang Yan was silent, his expression dull.

He took a deep breath, calmed his expression, and then stood up straight.

He slowly raised his hand and held the gourd into the air, his expression became solemn and sacred, as if he was worshiping something.

Then, he threw the gourd to the ground! !

"Ha! You stinky gourd, you have no shame! Calling you Sister Bao is giving you face! If I don't call you, you have to be my spiritual treasure obediently! Let me tell you! I don't need a spiritual treasure like you! The spiritual treasures chasing after me can line up from Lianshan City to Ancient Immortal Gate! You old...willing...die..."

Jiang Yan looked at the gourd that was slowly getting bigger, his tone slowed down, and even his voice became much softer.

"Hey, Baojie, your skin is so white. What brand of sandpaper did you use to polish it? I was just joking just now. Baojie, you shouldn't be angry, right?"

I saw a hazy white mist starting to appear around the gourd, slowly gathering in the air to form a... little loli?

And the moment she took shape, Jiang Yan suddenly felt something was wrong!

"Jiang thief! You are so brave! How dare you throw me down!"

That loli had a very cute face, but the words she said made Jiang Yan feel a chill on his back!

"Sister Bao, I'm wrong..."

Before Jiang Yan could even utter the word "了", the little girl picked up the big gourd and chased after Jiang Yan to smash it! A pair of bare feet stepped on Jiang Yan's head, and she swung the gourd and hit him hard!

"Sister Bao, I'm wrong..."

boom!

"I……"

boom!

"..."

boom!

"That's too much! At least let me finish what I'm saying!"

boom!

…………

Jiang Yan was hit hard by this simple and unpretentious attack and had no power to fight back.

After a long time, Jiang Yan knelt on the ground with a bruised face, facing the standing gourd...

"Sister Bao, I was really wrong... I won't dare to do it again..."

"I've heard you say this hundreds of times. I don't believe you anymore. Humph!"

The little loli sat on the big gourd with her arms folded across her chest, turning her head away without looking at Jiang Yan.

Jiang Yan laughed dryly, "Hehe, this is it, I asked you to come out, haha~"

"You always make me angry. I guess it's difficult for you to ask me for help this time. Tell me~"

The loli said with a slightly raised mouth, Jiang Yan's face was delighted, but before he could start talking, he heard the loli say:

"Tell me your troubles and make me happy~ If you make me happy, maybe I will be happy~ Then when I am happy, I can sleep well too."

Jiang Yan opened his mouth, slapped his thigh and was about to stand up!

But after being glared at by Loli, he sat back down suddenly, his face full of disbelief:

"Sister Bao! We have known each other for so many years! I used to be so good to you!"

"You said your spirituality was declining, so I will comfort your soul every day!"

"You said you couldn't control the power of your body, so I will help you suppress it."

"You said you felt that the Ancient Immortal Sect was boring, so I just left without any magical tools and took you out of the Ancient Immortal Sect!"

"Everything I did was full of care and love for you, Sister Bao! But look at what you did, it makes me feel disappointed."

Loli seemed touched and slowly put her hand down.

Jiang Yan couldn't help but reveal a relieved smile, but at this moment, the loli actually used her sword fingers to control the gourd to shrink, and then flew to Jiang Yan's head to carry out a precise attack!

Jiang Yan was hit so hard that he ran away in panic.

On the other hand, Loli gritted her teeth.

"It would be fine if you didn't say that! I get angry when you say that!"

"I was staying at the Ancient Immortal Sect and doing well. Why did you sneak me out when you had nothing better to do? And you did it for three years?"

Jiang Yan retorted unconvincedly, "I'm not doing this for your own good!"

The little girl pointed at Jiang Yan and said, "Okay~ let's not talk about this. When I said I couldn't control my power, I was just joking. But you came up with this "You can't feel good" forbidden mud experimental version 11.0? It made me look like a tiny thing now! I can't even use my full strength!"

"I used to be such a gorgeous and beautiful gourd, but now you have sealed me up and turned me into such an ugly, black, and tangled gourd!!"

Jiang Yan retorted again, "I'm doing this for your own good! Otherwise your spirituality would be suppressed!"

This time, Loli didn't refute anything, but she just couldn't be defeated.

"Then what kind of curse do you chant at me every day? It makes me sleepy and I have to sleep for months every time!"

"Tell me! Did you do something unspeakable, unspeakable, unspeakable to me while I was sleeping?!"

"I'm doing this for your own good, sis! Even if I want to do something unspeakable, unspeakable, unspeakable to you, you still have to come out!"