My apprentice is a little weird?
Chapter 67: The Loli Being Controlled
Jiang Yan tried to persuade her earnestly, but the little girl covered her ears willfully.
"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen. Anyway, you always talk nonsense. If I listen, I will definitely be fooled by you!"
"This...you are...too experienced..."
Jiang Yan had no choice but to pinch the gourd and shook his head with a smile, saying in a coaxing tone: "Sister Bao, don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not worth it to get yourself angry."
"Think about it, why should I ask you for help?"
Loli loosened the finger that was pressing on her ear and pouted softly: "You want to squeeze me again"
"Yes, I want to exploit you."
Jiang Yan thought so in his heart, but of course he didn't dare to say it openly.
"Hehe, Sister Bao, you know me. I'm so capable. As long as I want, there's basically nothing I can't do. Don't you agree?"
"Emmmm, although it's shameless, it seems to be like this at the moment."
"So, what I have to ask you for help must be very difficult! Even I can't do it, so I have to ask you for help."
"Don't you want to know what's going on?"
Loli tilted her head slightly as if thinking, blinking her eyes and saying, "Okay, I really want to know."
Jiang Yan's mouth curled up slightly. Loli bit the hook~
"Sister Bao, this is what happened. I want to chat with my sixth junior sister. My realm is not high enough, and my spiritual thoughts cannot cover a wide range, so I want you to... "
"Oh~ You want me to help you connect, right? But why should I help you?"
The loli tilted her head to the right and looked at Jiang Yan as if it was a matter of course.
But Jiang Yan just shook his head slightly.
"No, no, it's too difficult to cross such a long distance and penetrate the ancient immortal sect's mountain protection formation. Sister Bao can't do it."
"I can't do it! Huh? What are you talking about? I can't do it!!"
"This is really difficult. You know, we are thousands of miles away from each other."
"That's because you can't do it! It doesn't mean I can't do it! I'm the number one spiritual treasure of the Ancient Immortal Sect! Is there anything I can't do!"
The little girl jumped up immediately like a cat with its fur standing on end.
Jiang Yan looked worried but felt proud at the same time. He had a very complete user manual for Sister Bao.
It’s so detailed that it even tells you what the other person will say next!
She would calm down immediately the next second, then look at him with narrowed eyes and say in a smug tone: "Are you trying to arouse my competitive spirit~ Hahaha! Unfortunately, I am one step ahead! Eh! I just won't be fooled, are you angry~"
Sure enough, this was totally beyond Jiang Yan's expectations...
“…………Haha! What a pity that I’m better than you!…………Are you angry~”
Jiang Yan was proud in his heart, and smiled bitterly on the surface, but his mind was strictly following the operating procedures in the manual.
"Ah, I was finally discovered by Sister Bao~ Sister Bao is really amazing..."
"Hmph! That's right!"
The little girl tilted her head back slightly, put her hands on her hips, and looked like she was awesome. But Jiang Yan looked disappointed, sitting on the ground with his hands on the ground, looking at the sky.
"After being away from home for so many years, I actually just wanted to see my junior sister, to see how much she has grown, whether she has eaten papaya on time, whether she has been beaten on time, whether her face has become ugly, and whether her figure has changed."
"Once my senior brother leaves, I'm afraid my unreliable master will starve all his disciples to death~"
The loli quietly turned her head to take a look at the miserable Jiang Yan, and when she saw him looking over here, she quickly turned her head away!
Jiang Yan looked at this arrogant little girl with a smile, but said with a disappointed tone:
"In fact, I didn't really want to see my junior sister. I actually... wanted to take a look at Master... I told all my junior brothers and sisters about leaving the Immortal Sect, but I kept it a secret from Master..."
"I feel guilty towards him..."
Jiang Yan wiped away his tears, shook his head and smiled bitterly, "It's okay, the sand blew my eyes today, Bao Jie, you should go back to sleep, I'm going to sleep too~"
Jiang Yan turned and left, his back was so lonely. Loli looked at Jiang Yan's back, her face twisted into a ball, and she was tangled for a long time, and finally she coughed lightly.
"Ahem! Um... it's not impossible for me to help you~"
Jiang Yan paused for a moment after hearing this, and smiled helplessly with his head tilted. "Sister Bao, no need, I know this is a drain on you, so please don't help me."
"Huh? Sister Bao said she would help you and she will definitely help you! She never regrets it!"
"No, no, Sister Bao, this will consume a lot of energy. It's really not necessary."
"No! I will definitely help you with this! No one else can help!"
"There's no need..."
"I'll definitely help you! If you say that again I'll beat you up!"
Jiang Yan stopped, sighed softly, then turned around, looked up at Sister Bao with a determined expression, and nodded slightly.
Sister Bao also nodded slightly.
Then~
The sad, helpless, and bitter expression on Jiang Yan's face disappeared instantly! Instead, it was replaced by a somewhat mean expression.
He took small steps and walked up to her under Baojie's astonished gaze.
When he came closer, he even winked at her, then he went to her side and nudged her with his elbow as she was in a daze...
"Sister Bao, when do we start~"
Loli was confused. The person next to her had such a strange look before and after. How could...
She kept blinking and looked Jiang Yan up and down. Her little head couldn't process such complicated information at once, and her expression was dull.
Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled, then squatted down and pinched Baojie's cute and silly little face with both hands.
"Sister Bao is so cute. Are you interested in selling your portrait rights to participate in I Want to Become an Immortal 2? With Sister Bao's beauty, she will definitely attract many low-level immortal practitioners~"
"I...I...I Chao...!"
The loli yelled, and Jiang Yan shook his head slightly and extended his index finger.
"Well~ children can't speak Tibetan, we have to do... ah!!!!!!"
Jiang Yan was bitten hard by Bao Jie who was almost mad! Her fingers were almost falling off...
…………
"Sister Bao...Sister Bao, you...you see, this strength...is it okay..."
"Hmm~ That's too light, focus on the point!"
“Okay… okay… okay.”
Jiang Yan was really bruised and battered this time. He couldn't even speak clearly.
I am massaging the legs of the loli who is lying on the big gourd.
“Hehehe, I… I knew that Sister Bao… Bao still cares about me… She definitely won’t beat… beat me to death hehe…”
Jiang Yan smiled foolishly, but Sister Bao just snorted!
Jiang Yan shrank his neck in fright.
"Humph! I never break my promises. Otherwise, I would have beaten you to death long ago!"
"Hehe~"
"Stop grinning! Come here!"
Baojie gave a tender rebuke and turned over to get the gourd.
Jiang Yan wiped his face and the swelling instantly subsided, but there were still some bruises. This... I'm afraid it won't go away in a short time...
But Jiang Yan didn't care. People who achieve great things don't care about trivial matters. It's just a little disfigurement, so it's nothing to worry about~ (Whoever asks next will get angry!)
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