This monk is a bit mean

As he stepped into the cave, the fog in front of him dissipated. Yunshu looked around and found that he had entered an enclosed space.

The space was surrounded by high walls made of blue bricks, and the three-person-high roof was still shrouded in mist, so one couldn't see what was inside.

Right in front of the cloud tree, there was a person standing, looking at him with cold eyes.

The entire space was empty. Apart from the person in front of him, there was no other person or object.

The moment he saw the man opposite him, Yun Shu felt a chill in his heart, "How do I fight this?"

The person in front of me is a completely different me.

The only thing missing was the Great Wilderness Sword on his back and the broomstick on his head.

"Is this the work of an immortal? I have to try it out to see how good it is." Yun Shu whispered to himself.

"Hey Baldy, what's your name?" Yunshu asked himself across from him.

"Amitabha, I don't know, but aren't you here to fight? Come on, fight me!" The fake Yunshu hooked his little finger to provoke Yunshu.

"Oh my god! This is even possible. His catchphrase is the same as mine. It's worthy of being the masterpiece of an immortal." Yun Shu said in surprise.

Try your kung fu again.

Yun Shu had already made up his mind, and he attacked with an ordinary Shaolin long fist move.

The fake Yunshu didn't dodge at all, but took the punch head-on with his body, which was exactly the same fighting method as Yunshu.

At the moment when Yunshu's fist touched the fake Yunshu's body, a powerful recoil force came back.

Yun Shu was pushed back several steps by the recoil force. Fortunately, he was just testing it and did not use his full strength to attack, otherwise he would be in an even more miserable state.

Yun Shu had a headache, "This is a bit difficult..."

"Come on, come and hit me, are you still a man? You can't do it so soon?" The provocation of the fake Yunshu was even more despicable than that of the real Yunshu.

"Oh my god!" Yun Shu was speechless. "Damn it, was I such a jerk before?"

"Yes!" At this time, Yu Linglong behind the Yunshu woke up.

Yunshu’s head hurt even more. The “clone” on the opposite side was already a bit difficult to deal with, and now there was another troublemaker, Yu Linglong.

Although she can't interfere with the fight, this guy can beep a lot. Even if you could have won the game, he can make you lose with his beep.

Yunshu felt overwhelmed.

"You woke up at a really bad time, bitch."

"What's wrong? Are you about to be defeated? Then it's time for me to wake up." Yu Linglong yawned.

“……” Yun Shu was completely helpless.

"Come on, come up and beat me!" The fake cloud tree on the opposite side never stopped provoking.

"Yes, let's go and beat him!" Yu Linglong behind him also shouted.

Yunshu gritted his teeth, leaped up and attacked with fists and feet, performing the Shaolin 72 Long Fists with great force.

"Puff, puff, puff..." Every time a punch hit the fake Yunshu's body, he would laugh and shout, "Haha, good job, hit harder, didn't you eat, little dog?"

Zhen Yunshu was suffering from both physical and verbal attacks, and his mentality was about to collapse.

"Damn it! When have I ever suffered such humiliation?" Yun Shu stopped his 72 long punches and stood aside, gasping for breath.

I thought that this was definitely not a solution and I would be exhausted to death sooner or later.

But what else can we do if we don't want to fight?

It doesn’t seem to work either.

Although there was no time limit when I came in, I definitely couldn't stay in there forever. Yunshu could wait by himself, but the martial arts competition to recruit a bride couldn't wait. The Lin family was also looking for a live-in son-in-law.

Sister Lin still has her wedding night.

If you miss the time, the daylily will get cold, and what will you do with your own affairs?

But now, we can’t win the fight, and we can’t get out. What should we do?

"What are you thinking about, you naughty little brother?" Yu Linglong interrupted Yun Shu at an inappropriate time.

"What should I do if I can't win?" Yun Shu answered casually.

"Let him hit you, idiot!" Yu Linglong suggested.

"I've tried it, nothing works. I've used threats, bribes, cheating, and everything in between. All this guy can say is, come and get me! It's so infuriating."

"Stab him with the Great Wilderness Sword!" Yu Linglong came up with a new suggestion.

"No!" Yun Shu refused.

"Why not?" Yu Linglong was puzzled.

"No reason, it just can't be done." Yun Shu was very firm.

"You look down on me? My Great Wilderness Sword is a famous sword from ancient times. Hurry up and chop him up! As the sword spirit, I agree."

Although she usually teases him, when Yun Shu is helpless, Yu Linglong still helps him sincerely, but she always wants to satisfy her desire to talk in the process.

"No!" Yun Shu still refused.

"Why? Why is it not possible?" Yu Linglong was annoyed by Yun Shu's stubbornness.

"I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid of hurting you..." Yun Shu sighed and expressed his worries.

Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword fell silent.

For a long time, there was no sound in the entire enclosed space. Even the fake cloud tree kept silent for some reason.

But he still maintained a cold expression and looked at Yunshu.

"Huh... Why are you competing with a sword? Come on, let me, your sister, help you solve this problem." After a long silence, Yu Linglong was the first to break the silence and spoke.

Yun Shu said in disbelief: "Do you have a solution?"

"I have the best way to deal with bald guys." Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword was full of confidence.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. What do you need me to do?" Yun Shu chose to believe Yu Linglong. After all, he didn't have any good solutions.

"You don't have to do anything, but it's best to cover your ears, or plug them with cotton or something."

"No, no, my master taught me the Shaolin Lion Roar Kung Fu. At that time, his roar was also extremely loud. I can endure it." Yun Shu waved his hand heroically.

What a big deal.

"Are you sure?" Yu Linglong asked again.

"Sure!" Yunshu said with certainty and assurance.

"Okay, I'm starting. Come closer to him."

Yunshu received the order and took a few steps forward.

When Fake Yunshu saw him coming up, he continued, "Come on, come up and fuck me."

Yunshu stood still and ignored him, but listened attentively to see what sound tricks Yu Linglong would use.

He is looking forward to it.

“Hmm…ah…uh…hmm…hmm…”

At this moment, Yu Linglong's indescribable voice rang out in the silent enclosed space, and Yun Shu's face changed drastically.

"Damn it! Stop, stop, stop! What are you doing? Stop it! Stop screaming!" Yun Shu was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

"What are you doing? I told you to cover your ears, but you didn't listen!" Yu Linglong stopped shouting and said impatiently.

"Oh my god! This is your secret weapon." Yunshu said while wiping his sweat.

Yu Linglong behind him smiled and said, "Yeah, yes, this trick is very effective against bald guys like you. Didn't you just experience it?"

Yun Shu didn't know what to say.

He thought about it carefully and decided that this method was a bit unsound, but it was the best solution given the current situation.

He made up his mind, took off two pieces of rags from the corners of his clothes, stuffed his ears tightly with them, and then shouted: "Come on, baby, scream louder!"

After hearing this, Yu Linglong on his back continued to make the same indescribable sounds as before.

Yunshu's ears were plugged tightly, but because Yu Linglong's voice was too loud, he could still hear something vaguely.

Hearing this, he was so excited that his face turned red and sweat broke out.

The fake cloud tree on the opposite side reacted even more violently.

When he heard Yu Linglong's voice, he was stunned at first, then jumped away in panic and hid in the corner of the enclosed space.

Yunshu was not willing to let go of this opportunity. He covered his ears and ran after the fake Yunshu.

"Where are you escaping to? You fake monk!" Yun Shu shouted while chasing him.

The fake cloud tree ran to the corner, squatted down and curled up in the corner, covering his ears, his face was extremely distorted, and he kept muttering something.

Although Yunshu couldn't hear what he was reciting, he could tell from his mouth shape that he was silently chanting Buddhist scriptures.

Yunshu stretched out his hands to hold the corner of the wall, trapping the fake Yunshu inside and preventing him from escaping.

The trapped fake cloud tree scratched its head frantically, and finally after a loud scream, it turned into a puff of smoke with a "puff".

When the smoke cleared, a short sword was lying diagonally in the corner, which was even shorter than Andy Lau's sword.

Yunshu pulled the tattered cloth out of his ears and let out a long sigh.

At this time, Yu Linglong's hoarse voice came from behind: "Is this your exclusive sword?"

"Yes." Yunshu replied.

“So short?”

"I……"