This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 27 Short is better than nothing
"It's short, but it's better than nothing!" Yun Shu was very unconvinced.
He walked out of the Five Elements Illusion Array, walked out of the archway, and arrived directly at the outskirts of Cangjian Villa.
A large group of young people who have just completed the illusion array mission gathered here.
Yunshu immediately spotted the "broom-headed" Li Mao in the crowd. He was sitting dejectedly under the wall of Cangjian Villa.
Yunshu walked over, kicked Li Mao with his foot, and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Didn't you get the sword?"
Li Mao looked up and found it was Yunshu. He snorted and then lowered his head and scribbled on the ground with a branch.
"Hahaha, you're such a wimp!" Yun Shu laughed and scolded Li Mao.
Li Mao stood up and glared at Yun Shu, "You're the only one who's so good? Did you get the sword?"
"Of course!" Yun Shu stood on tiptoe to make himself half a head taller than Li Mao, and said to Li Mao while looking at him through his nose.
"Swish!" At this time, the young people around who heard this stood up and surrounded them.
"Did you get it?" Someone couldn't help but ask.
"...Well...I got it. What's wrong with you guys?" Yun Shu suddenly felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere around him.
"Is this the one you carry on your back?" someone asked while reaching out for the Great Wilderness Sword on Yun Shu's back.
Yun Shu realized something was wrong and quickly turned around, pressing his back against the courtyard wall, holding the Great Wilderness Sword tightly behind him.
He angrily asked the man who held out his hand: "What do you want to do?"
"I want to see."
"Who are you? You want to see it? Did you ask? You stretched out your hand without asking? Are you polite? Are you worthy?" Yun Shu was really angry.
"You're looking for death!" The man who stretched out his hand was about to step forward and attack.
But he was quickly stopped by the two people beside him, "It's not this one. When I lined up to enter the door just now, I was standing behind these two idiots. This sword was the one he carried on his back all the time."
"Hmph!" After hearing this explanation from others, the man stopped his impulse to go up and fight with Yun Shu.
"Brother, none of us has passed the test. Did you really get the sword?" one of the young men asked politely.
When Yunshu saw that it was the young man who had just helped him explain, he took out the dagger he had just obtained and handed it to him.
The young man took the dagger and looked at it twice. He couldn't tell what material the dagger was made of, but the two words "Yun Shu" were clearly engraved on the hilt.
After seeing these two words, he handed the dagger back to Yunshu and said, "It turns out to be Brother Yunshu, congratulations!"
"Thank you." Yun Shu clasped his fists in return, but still glared provocatively at the guy who wanted to come up and fight him.
The young man then turned to the onlookers and said, "Go away, go away, go away. Someone's name is engraved on this sword, so don't let your imagination run wild. The people at Hidden Sword Villa are not fools. Will they give you that kind of opportunity?"
Yun Shu could understand what he meant. If this exclusive sword didn't have a name engraved on it, those who didn't get the sword would definitely try to stop them with spears or even kill people to take the sword.
Now that there was a name engraved on the sword, the group immediately gave up the idea.
Li Mao, who was beside Yunshu, believed that Yunshu had passed the test this time.
He looked even more frustrated and squatted down again. This time the scratches on the ground were deeper.
"Okay, look at you, you're acting like a sissy. Your sister Bai... no... your sister Lin, if she saw you in this horrible state, I guess she would rather marry you than that silver monk." Yun Shu kicked Li Mao again.
"You're talking nonsense! There's no way that silver monk could be the one. My sister and I are..." Yun Shu's words were too harsh to hear. Li Mao stood up abruptly, glared at Yun Shu, and started arguing.
Yun Shu interrupted him with contempt: "Childhood sweethearts, innocent, right? I said it for you."
"But what's the use? It's strange that your sister Lin likes a wimp who can't even qualify for the competition." Yun Shu continued to provoke Li Mao.
He was still spinning the new dagger between two fingers in front of Li Mao.
Yunshu is very good at showing off.
"You!" Li Mao was fooled by Yun Shu and was very angry.
"Don't be angry, I'll teach you how to pass the test, how about that?" Yun Shu asked Li Mao.
"Teach me how to pass the test?" Li Mao was puzzled. "I've already been eliminated, how can you teach me?"
Yunshu looked around, then pulled Li Mao and walked away, until they came to a place not far from the main gate of Cangjian Villa, and stopped.
The long queue in front of them had begun to disperse, because the steward of Cangjian Villa who had just greeted them shouted, "The time has come today, the trial array has been closed, everyone please come back to line up tomorrow morning."
After all the people in the queue had dispersed, the gatekeeper of Cangjian Villa also closed the door.
Far away from the door, only Yunshu and Li Mao were left.
Yunshu then said to Li Mao: "How much silver do you have?"
"Why are you asking this?" Li Mao looked at Yun Shu warily.
Then his eyes suddenly lit up and he asked, "You want to sell me your sword?"
Yun Shu rolled his eyes, then stuffed the dagger with his name engraved on it directly into Li Mao's arms: "Nonono, if you want to buy it, just take it."
Li Mao was full of question marks.
Yun Shu pointed at the two characters "Yun Shu" on the hilt and said, "Didn't you hear them say there was a name engraved on it? Will it work if you buy it? Can the name be changed to Li Mao? You idiot!"
Li Mao was stunned by the scolding.
He asked, "Then why do you ask me how much money I have?"
Yunshu put his left hand on Li Mao's shoulder and pointed at the gate of Cangjian Villa with his right hand and said, "When we went in today, did they tell us that we only had one chance to get the sword and that we couldn't come back if we failed?"
"They didn't say that, but when you didn't come out just now, someone next to me went to ask, and the people at Cangjian Villa said that there is only one chance, and if you fail, you can't have it again." Li Mao replied Yunshu.
"Bullshit! You're just listening to him. That butler has a greedy face. As long as you give him enough money and ask him to let you in a hundred times, he will do it."
"Is it true?" Li Mao didn't quite believe it.
"Of course. Don't you believe it? Let's go and knock on the door now." Yunshu pulled Li Mao and walked towards Cangjian Villa.
Li Mao held Yun Shu and shook his head, saying in frustration: "Forget it, even if you give me a hundred chances, I won't be able to pass."
"You can't do it by yourself, a fool. But as long as you listen to me, I guarantee you can pass it the second time!" Yun Shu said confidently.
"How is that possible? You can't go in and help me fight. The opponent in the illusion is another me. Our martial arts skills are exactly the same. He fooled me for more than an hour and I couldn't even touch the corner of his clothes. How do you want me to defeat him?" Li Mao shook his head and said.
"Don't worry about it. Anyway, I have a way to help you pass, but I have conditions. I can't help you for free."
Li Mao looked at Yun Shu's confident look and felt a little moved.
"Really?"
"Absolutely!"
"If not, I'll let you pretend to be me and participate in the martial arts competition to win a bride. We both have bald heads anyway." Yun Shu assured again.
"Then what are your conditions?" Li Mao was convinced.
"The first condition is that I want you to deal with the person in the crowd who wanted to touch the sword on my back today." Yun Shu proposed the first condition.
"How to clean up?" Li Mao asked.
"Strip him naked and tie him up on the road leading back to Chang'an City." Yun Shu replied.
"You..." Li Mao was speechless.
After a moment of silence, Li Mao agreed to Yun Shu: "Okay, I can try."
"What do you mean by try? You must do it. You can't leave even a piece of cloth on that guy!" Yun Shu said lazily.
"Okay! Tell me the second condition."
"The second condition is that you must become sworn brothers with me!"
"What?" Li Mao asked in surprise.
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