This monk is a bit mean

Yunshu picked up the broken porcelain pot, put it under the tree, and then said to Li Mao: "Since we are brothers, the local dialect says that we have to pee in a pot. Let's do this ceremony!"

After Yunshu finished speaking, he and Li Mao looked at each other for a moment, and they both laughed out loud.

Then he urinated all over the broken porcelain pot.

That evening, Yunshu and Li Mao found a small inn in a nearby town, but because there were too many guests in the past few days, the inn was overcrowded.

Yunshu lived in the familiar woodshed again.

Li Mao did not stay with Yun Shu that night.

"Brother, I haven't fulfilled your first condition yet. You can stay by yourself tonight. I have more important things to do." After Li Mao said this, he said goodbye to Yun Shu.

"Hey, we are good brothers now. I said that when I was angry. You don't have to take it seriously. You don't have to go!" Yun Shu didn't expect that his sworn brother would be so serious.

"No, now that I've agreed, I must do it. I can't let my big brother look down on me!" Li Mao said righteously.

Yun Shu couldn't resist: "Alright, you can do it yourself. It doesn't matter whether it succeeds or not. Going to Cangjian Villa to get the sword tomorrow is the real business!"

"I understand!" Li Mao clasped his fists and bowed, then left.

That night, Yu Linglong woke up and Yun Shu told her that he wanted to help Li Mao pass the customs.

"I can help you pass the test because you are a monk and your opponent is also a monk. That's why my method works." Yu Linglong's voice was a little hoarse.

"My sworn brother is also a monk!" Yun Shu replied with a smile.

"Another bald guy?"

"Damn it! Bald is fine, but please don't add the word dead, it's too ugly!"

"Oh, you damn monk, you damn bald guy, you damn bald donkey, Lululu, what can you do?"

Yun Shu held his forehead and said speechlessly: "Uh, okay, call him whatever you want! It won't cost you a piece of meat anyway. Then you can help him tomorrow."

"No!" Yu Linglong said firmly.

"I...what do you want in exchange for helping him?" Yun Shu knew that this bitch was going to make unreasonable demands.

"Well... I can help him, but there is a condition, hehe..." Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword sounded a little excited.

Yun Shu was a little panicked: "What...what conditions?"

"After we're done, I want you to take a shower in front of me!" Yu Linglong said excitedly.

"No!" Yun Shuli immediately refused. What a perverted request!

"Okay then, you help your good brother yourself. I'm going to sleep..." Yu Linglong yawned and said.

"Okay, okay, okay, my aunt, I promise you, you pervert!" Yun Shu had no choice but to agree to her.

"okay!"

"Damn Li Mao, you'd better do better tomorrow. I've lost my chastity for you!" Yun Shu muttered to himself with gritted teeth.

Li Mao was on the official road outside the town leading to Chang'an City at this time, and opposite him stood the man who had previously had a conflict with Yun Shu.

This person's name is Luo Deguang.

"Little Broom Head, why did you ask me to come here?" Luo Deguang asked.

"Fighting." Li Mao replied.

Luo Deguang sneered, "Haha, are you worthy enough for me to fight you? Did your brother ask you to come? Let him come out, and I will fight him!"

"My brother?"

"Hmph, you have the same hairstyle as that little bastard. Even a fool can see that you two are in the same group. What? Is he scared? Or is he hiding in the dark, preparing for a sneak attack?" Luo Deguang said as he looked around, trying to find Yun Shu.

"Don't look for him anymore. He won't come. I'm the only one here. Do you want to take off your clothes by yourself? Or should I help you?" Li Mao remembered Yun Shu's words. He only needed to strip him naked and hang him on the official road. There was no need to break the rules and kill any living beings.

"You two really have a disgusting relationship. Now you actually have ideas about me? You are looking for death! I will kill you first, and then kill him!" After Luo Deguang finished speaking, he raised his knife and killed Li Mao.

Li Mao secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that the other party would not take the initiative, and then he would not be sure of defeating him.

Luo Deguang's swordsmanship was extremely sharp, which was completely beyond Li Mao's expectations.

He used all his physical skills to barely dodge Luo Deguang's attack.

Li Mao secretly thought that something was not good. He didn't expect that this man's swordsmanship was even more powerful than Huang Zhongzhong of Shunfeng Escort Agency.

What should I do? I won't fall here today, will I?

Once there is a trace of fear in your heart, your flaws will be infinitely magnified in a fight between evenly matched people.

After more than a hundred moves, Luo Deguang became more and more courageous, while Li Mao's steps began to become disordered.

"No, if we continue like this, we will be chopped down. Should we retreat?" Li Mao began to back down.

"No, we can't retreat. How can we have the face to go back if we retreat?" Li Mao felt extremely conflicted.

Luo Deguang was obviously a man with rich experience in martial arts. He took advantage of Li Mao's distraction and slashed at Li Mao's lower body with an incredibly fast knife.

Li Mao subconsciously took a step back and barely avoided the fatal blow.

However, this was just a feint by Luo Deguang. His real attack came from his left hand which was not holding the knife. He clenched his left hand into a fist and hit Li Mao's chest with incredible speed and force.

With a "puff" sound, Li Mao was knocked to the ground by a punch, and then the tip of a long knife was pressed against his throat.

"Hmph! Little guy, if you have any last words, tell me quickly so that I can take them to your good brother!" Luo Deguang said coldly.

When he said the word "brother", his tone was obviously different and sounded full of disgust.

Li Mao was trembling all over. This was the first time in his life that he was so close to death.

But he still refused to give in and said, "Don't talk nonsense, just do it if you have the guts!"

"Dad, Sister Lin, let's meet in the next life..." Li Mao closed his eyes and prepared to face death.

Luo Deguang snorted and was about to push the tip of the knife forward when he suddenly felt a chill on his back. A jet-black long sword was blocking his back.

"Who are you, master? I wonder how I have offended you?" Luo Baldhead didn't even dare to turn around, and didn't dare to move the knife in his hand at all.

"Do as he says! Otherwise, die!" A creepy voice came from behind, making Luo Deguang's hair stand on end.

He immediately put away the knife and began to take off his clothes.

Take it off, take it off. When it comes to your life, chastity is worthless.

Li Mao also noticed something strange and quickly opened his eyes, staring in amazement at a man in black behind Luo Deguang.

He had never seen this person before, but he didn't know why the other party helped him.

When the man in black saw Li Mao looking at him, he quickly put away his sword and disappeared into the dark night in two jumps.

Li Mao thought that his skills were ten times better than his own.

Luo Deguang also knew that the man in black must be watching him not far away, so he did not dare to do anything rash to Li Mao again.

He took off his upper body, leaving only his pants on the lower body, and then without saying a word, he spread his hands towards Li Mao.

Li Mao rubbed his chest which had just been hit by a punch, then took out a bundle of hemp ropes he had prepared in advance and tied up Luo Deguang tightly.

Luo Deguang didn't dare to resist at all. He knew that the man in black must be not far away. He still wanted to stay alive, so as long as he was not killed, he would be tied up.

After tying up Luo Deguang, to his surprise, Li Mao did not do anything to him, but hung him on a big tree on the side of the road.

Li Mao still remembered Yun Shu's request, "Don't leave him even a piece of cloth on his body."

But Li Mao couldn't do it.

That's it, he turned and walked into the dark night.

Not long after walking, he suddenly stopped and said coldly: "Were you sent by my father?"

"Does he need to know everything I do?" There was obvious resentment in Li Mao's tone when he said this.

"We are only here to protect Your Highness. We will not ask about other matters." A hollow voice came from behind Li Mao.

"us?"