This monk is a bit mean

"Look at you making such a fuss. I want to become sworn brothers with you, not spend the bridal chamber with you. Why are you so nervous?" Yun Shu rolled his eyes, stretched and said.

"Impossible! I don't want to become sworn brothers with a silver monk like you!" Li Mao spoke his mind as always.

"Can you please not be so blunt when you speak? It can easily hurt others."

Yun Shu paused and said, "Also, stop talking about the Golden Monk and the Silver Monk all the time. We have been together for such a long time, how can you tell that I am the Silver Monk?"

"I don't know, I just feel that you are, but no matter what, I can't become sworn brothers with you!" Li Mao still didn't want to.

"Fuck you! Can't I control you?" Yun Shu cursed in his heart.

This sworn brotherhood must be made.

Yun Shu knew from the last robbery that this upright young man in front of him had a very strong background in Chang'an City.

Otherwise, it is impossible for Huang Zhongzhong, the second in command of Shunfeng Escort Agency, to suddenly change his attitude and become this boy's bootlicker.

Yunshu is well aware of the truth that "to make it in the world, it's not your strength that counts, but your background."

What's the point of being able to fight? Or what's the point of being able to be beaten? You will always be a little jerk.

The person who could be licked by the second in command of Shunfeng Escort Agency was definitely not a small fry.

At the same time, this kid's surname is Li, and he grew up with the daughter of the rich Lin family. This is enough to show that he has a very close relationship with Jin'an King Li Tianyang.

Either he is a biological son who was sent out for training, or he is an illegitimate child.

Such a second-generation prince is right next to you, so why not get closer to him?

You must become sworn brothers.

"Just wait and see how I control you!" Yun Shu had made up his mind and began to think about countermeasures.

After a while, Yun Shu began to perform: "Little brother Li Mao, I find that you have changed. After experiencing this failure, your mentality is not good. It seems that you don't love your sister Lin anymore."

When Li Mao heard Yun Shu say this, he became anxious: "You are talking nonsense! I didn't do that!"

"You did! I remember that Huang Zhongzhong promised you that even if you didn't get the sword in Cangjian Villa, you could still go back to get the ticket for the competition. But I didn't see you wanting to go back. I only saw you drawing circles at the foot of the courtyard wall over there!"

"I can't do this. If Sister Lin knew that I cheated, she would look down on me!" Li Mao argued loudly.

"If she knew that you were devastated after failing once, she would look down on you even more!"

"If she knew you didn't even have the courage to try again, she would probably be extremely disappointed!"

After Yun Shu shouted these two sentences, Li Mao was stunned.

Li Mao lowered his head and fell into deep thought.

Yunshu was not in a hurry to urge him. With this kind of love-brained person, you have to yell at him before he can digest what you say.

After a long time, Li Mao looked up and asked, "Is what you said true? Do you have a way to help me pass? Without cheating?"

Nice! Success! Yun Shu felt relieved.

"Of course it's true. I won't go in and help you fight, so it definitely doesn't count as cheating." Yun Shu replied.

"Also, why do you have to become sworn brothers with me?" Li Mao's clear eyes revealed a hint of wariness.

Yunshu looked around and found that there were not many people around, so he lowered his voice and explained: "The way to help you pass the level is to lend you the sword on my back and let you use it to pass the level, but this sword of mine cannot be used by anyone other than a close relative."

"You and I are strangers and have no relatives or friends. If I lend it to you, you won't be able to use it. How can you get through then? That's why I came up with the idea of ​​becoming sworn brothers." Yun Shu sighed.

Then he pretends to be aggrieved and says, "I was thinking about you, but you misunderstood me."

Hearing this reason, Li Mao felt a little embarrassed: "Brother Shu, I'm sorry, I was just imagining things."

Then he asked, "Brother Shu, did you also rely on this sword to pass the test?"

"Of course!"

"Are you really willing to lend it to me?"

"We are good brothers, of course we are willing." Yunshu said, hugging the shoulders of the little fool Li Mao.

"Then let's become sworn brothers now. I can't wait to pass the level." Li Mao said excitedly.

Yun Shu laughed and said, "Good brother, don't be anxious. There's no point in being anxious... Bah, bah, bah, doesn't Cangjian Villa open tomorrow? Let's get the sworn brotherhood ceremony done first."

"And my sword skill is still on cooldown, so you can't use it now." Yun Shu pointed at the Great Wilderness Sword on his back and said.

"Skill cooldown? What does that mean?" Li Mao didn't understand.

"I just used it, and now the sword cannot be used a second time. Do you understand what I mean?" Yunshu explained.

"Uh-huh."

As soon as she came out of the Five Elements Formation, Yu Linglong fell asleep again.

If Yun Shu wants to lend the Great Wilderness Sword to Li Mao, he has to discuss it with Yu Linglong first. If this ancestor doesn't agree, then he will just be left staring blankly.

After Yunshu finished explaining to Li Mao, the two of them walked towards the nearest town and stayed there tonight. They would go to Cangjian Villa to pass the test early tomorrow morning.

Not far away, the two came to a dead tree. Yunshu grabbed Li Mao and said, "Good brother, how about we become sworn brothers under this tree?"

"Here?" Li Mao was puzzled as to why Yun Shu chose such a place.

"Look, does this tree look like our hair?"

"Hahaha, you know what, they look quite similar. Interesting. Let's look at it here!" Li Mao laughed.

Yunshu and Li Mao knelt side by side in front of the dead tree and clasped their fists to pledge brotherhood.

"I'm Yunshu!"

"I'm Li Mao!"

"We two are sworn brothers today. From now on, we will share happiness and difficulties together!"

"No, no, Brother Shu, we should share the difficulties together!" Li Mao hurriedly corrected Yun Shu when he heard his different oath.

"No, no, no, that was the oath made by the stupid people before. We are two extremely smart people, how could we make such a stupid oath?" Yun Shu replied.

"Stupid?" Li Mao didn't understand.

"We have sworn brotherhood, and our relationship is like you and your sister Lin becoming husband and wife. Let me ask you, if you and your sister Lin encounter danger or difficulty together in the future, will you bear it all by yourself, or will you drag your sister Lin to share the burden?"

"Of course I will bear it myself. How can I let Sister Lin suffer?" Li Mao answered without thinking.

"Yes, that's the reason." Yun Shu nodded in reply.

Li Mao nodded and responded: "I understand, let's continue!"

Yun Shu continued loudly, "We two have become sworn brothers here today. From now on, we will share happiness and difficulties together. We will work together and be willing to leave each other. May the heavens and the earth bear witness to our hearts!"

When he said "can be left or abandoned", Li Mao glanced at Yun Shu with a strange look, then thought about it, seemed to understand something, and nodded affirmatively.

"We two do not ask to be born in the same year and month, nor do we ask to die in the same year and month. Although we are not blood relatives, we are closer than blood relatives. From now on, I, Yun Shu, am your brother!"

Yunshu stopped and looked at Li Mao.

Li Mao understood what he meant and said loudly: "I, Li Mao, am your younger brother!"

The two men shouted in unison: "From now on, we are brothers with different surnames!"

"Brother Shu! Please accept my greetings!" Li Mao clasped his fists and bowed to Yun Shu.

Yun Shu responded: "Hahaha, sure, sure, my good brother!"

"Look, for a big event like sworn brotherhood, there should be bathing, changing clothes, chopping off a chicken's head, and burning yellow paper. But here in the wilderness, there's nothing going on. Don't you think it lacks a sense of ritual?" Yun Shu asked Li Mao.

Li Mao also nodded in agreement: "It feels a little less."

At this time, Yunshu saw a broken porcelain pot under the dead tree, and his heart moved.

"Good brother, I have an idea!"