This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 400: Couple

"Why have you grown older?" Yun Shu and Li Mingwu asked at the same time.

"what?"

Yunshu clearly felt that his body functions were rapidly declining.

This is a sign of loss of lifespan.

He quickly took out a bronze mirror and looked at himself.

The face of a middle-aged greasy monk appeared in the bronze mirror, and his eyebrows looked very similar to his own.

Where is his former handsome face?

Li Mingwu on the opposite side also took out a small mirror, and he looked older in the mirror.

Before, he was just a skinny old man with a pale face and thin body, but now he has become a haggard and dying man.

"This, this, this...what's going on?" The two looked up again and asked each other in surprise.

At this moment, a voice that was familiar to both of them came from the sky.

“Hahaha… Is my “Element Devouring Curse” cool?”

It was the voice of Monk Yunhai.

"The Essence Devouring Curse?" Yun Shu asked in confusion.

"Why isn't this fat guy dead?" Li Mingwu asked puzzledly.

"What is the Yuan-devouring Curse?" Yun Shu asked Li Mingwu.

"How should I know?" The aged Li Mingwu still had a bad temper.

Yun Shu shook his wrist, and a porcelain bottle of elixir appeared in his hand. He swallowed the pills in the bottle in one gulp without caring whether it was suitable for his condition or not.

Apart from recovering some spiritual power in his body, the appearance of the middle-aged monk in the bronze mirror did not change at all.

"Damn! It's all your fault, you old fool!" Yun Shu was furious. He stood up and punched the old man Li Mingwu opposite him.

Li Mingwu swallowed a bottle of spiritual medicine to replenish his spiritual power at some point, and his spiritual power was restored a little.

He shot away Yun Shu's fist and said, "That's enough! Are we still fighting? If that fat guy comes again, we'll both be in trouble!"

"Hmph!" Yun Shu snorted coldly and retracted his fist.

"Let's go! Let's go to Yongzhou City to find an expert and see if we can resolve this damn 'curse'." Li Mingwu suggested.

"Why should I go with you?" Yun Shu refused bluntly.

"Fuck! You think I want to be with a bitch like you? Don't you realize that the farther we are from each other, the slower our lifespan will slip away?"

Yunshu also discovered that after being hit by the "Essence Devouring Curse", his lifespan had been constantly draining away.

Just when he punched Li Mingwu and their bodies got close to each other, the loss of his lifespan slowed down a lot.

Yunshu tried to get closer to Li Mingwu, and when the distance between them was only one foot, the loss of lifespan stopped.

Li Mingwu and Yun Shu stood face to face and said at the same time: "Stop?"

"Stop..." Li Mingwu said.

"What the hell!" Yun Shu was so angry. What kind of perverted curse was this?

With a "clang" sound, no one knew when Li Mingwu took out an iron chain and locked Yunshu's arm and his wrist tightly together.

Just as Yun Shu was about to explode, he was stopped by Li Mingwu: "Do you want to fall for that fat monk's trick again?"

When Yunshu heard this, he put down his raised fist and cursed the fat monk Yunhai countless times in his heart.

"Do you want to go to Yongzhou City?" Li Mingwu proposed again.

Yunshu rolled his eyes, which was considered as his agreement.

Then the two of them "held hands" and set up a light of escape, and flew rapidly towards the direction of Yongzhou City.

The seven disciples of Qingyun Sect and Sang Biao were all stunned.

The two people who had been fighting desperately just now suddenly "eloped" hand in hand like lovers.

"This..." Mu Changxin and others looked at each other, and they all looked at Sang Biao.

Sang Biao spoke in human language and said, "Why are you looking at me? How would I know what's going on?"

"Did you see that? The master uncle has become a middle-aged man." said Ruan Ling'er, the youngest one.

Zhang Daoyi said, "Yes, I saw it too, but this is how he looks like a leader."

"Xiao Zhang, I advise you to say less of this in the future. If the boss hears it, you will have to reflect on your mistakes for three years." Sang Biao reminded Zhang Daoyi.

Zhang Daoyi quickly shut up.

……

In Yongzhou City, middle-aged man Yun Shu and old man Li Mingwu were walking hand in hand on the street towards Jubao Commercial Street.

Passersby on the street, seeing two men being so intimate, cast expressions of disgust at them.

They talked among themselves in low voices.

"Where did these two perverts come from? How shameless are they? Holding hands in broad daylight?"

"Fuck you! One of them is a monk!"

"Haven't you heard that this kind of pervert likes to pretend to be a monk or a gentleman?"

"Guess which one is the top? Which one is the bottom?"

"Guess what! So disgusting! Damn, that bald guy is the most perverted. He would even look for someone this old for homosexuality!"

After hearing these words, Li Mingwu wished he could find a hole to crawl into.

Yunshu was much more shameless and he started to attack the crowd.

"What are you looking at? Be careful or I'll sleep with you tonight!"

"Eh..." Everyone dispersed in disgust.

Soon, Yun Shu and his friend walked into Jubao Commercial Bank hand in hand.

Wang Gui did not recognize the old Yun Shu.

Yun Shu didn't care much. He took out something Wang Gui recognized, a large bag of spirit stones.

"Go, help me find out the information about the 'Essence Devouring Curse' as quickly as possible. The faster you are, the more spirit stones you will get in this spirit stone bag!" After Yun Shu said this, he sat on a chair with Li Mingwu, holding hands.

As long as he could earn spirit stones, Wang Gui didn't care about other people's preferences. He put away the spirit stone bag very skillfully, then bowed and clasped his fists and said, "Please wait a moment, my husband and I! I will do it right away!"

Wang Gui turned around and walked out.

Yunshu added: "If you can find a solution, the price will double!"

"Okay! Dear customer, just stay in our company and wait for news." After Wang Gui said this, his figure disappeared outside the door of Jubao Commercial Bank.

An hour later, Wang Gui returned to Jubao Commercial Bank, panting.

"My dear husband and wife..."

"If you dare to call me husband and wife again, I'll smash your bird beak into pieces!" Li Mingwu was very dissatisfied with Wang Gui calling him and Yun Shu like that.

Although Wang Gui was not very panicked at heart, after all, the elders in their company were very powerful and were not afraid of the gay couple causing trouble.

However, he knew how to behave himself and still pretended to be panicked: "Uh... two distinguished... distinguished guests... I am not good at speaking, please forgive me! I have already told my subordinates to handle your matter. There will be news in three days at the shortest and seven days at the longest! Where are you waiting..."

"It's just you, find us a private room to rest!" Yun Shu said bluntly.

He didn't want to go out on the streets and cause other people's gossip.

The same goes for Li Mingwu.

Wang Gui arranged a private room for the two to rest in the backyard of Jubao Commercial Bank.

……

In this world, as long as you have money, you can get things done quickly.

Four days later, Wang Gui brought the news of "The Curse of the Devouring Yuan" to Yun Shu and the others.

"I have found out for you two distinguished guests that there is a Wushu Sect in our Nanwu Mountain Range that specializes in the art of cursing. If you are willing, I can ask the masters of the Wushu Sect to help you solve your doubts." Wang Gui brought the good news to Yunshu and the others with a smile.

"Then go quickly!" Li Mingwu said hurriedly.

"This..." Wang Gui rubbed his index and middle fingers with his thumb in some embarrassment.

"Take it!" Yun Shu threw another bag of spirit stones to Wang Gui.

Wang Gui opened the spirit stone bag and counted the spirit stones inside, and was overjoyed.

Then he bowed and clasped his fists and said, "Xiao Wang will do it right away!"

Li Mingwu turned his head and stared at Yun Shu and said, "You don't have any spirit stones, kid!"

Yun Shu did not respond, but said, "You will have to pay for the removal of the curse later."

"Get out!" Li Mingwu cursed angrily.

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