This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 401: Worker Li Mingwu
Li Mingwu and Yunshu encountered a swindler.
That person used a foundation-building technique called Changchun Gong to successfully cheat Li Mingwu out of 50,000 spirit stones.
Originally, Li Mingwu wanted Yunshu to contribute as well.
But this hateful middle-aged monk actually started to act shamelessly.
He said that he definitely could not take out the spirit stone. At worst, he would not be able to break the "curse" and it would not be a bad idea to sleep with Fellow Daoist Li for some more time. He was used to it anyway.
Li Mingwu was so angry!
He took out all his anger on Wang Gui from Jubao Commercial Bank.
I even thought about smashing other people's shops.
But Jubao Commercial Bank is not a place for two Nascent Soul cultivators to run wild.
Wang Gui called an elder in the Spirit Transformation Stage and drove the two gays, Yun Shu and Li Mingwu, out of Yongzhou City.
"It's all your fault! You've defrauded me of 5 spirit stones!" Li Mingwu, who was flying side by side with Yun Shu outside Yongzhou City, angrily scolded the middle-aged monk beside him.
"What does it have to do with me?"
"If you pay the spirit stones with me, I won't lose so much!"
"You're out of your mind! You got cheated, but you still want to drag me into it, right?"
"Hmph! We are together now, why can't you share some of the burden for me?" Li Mingwu snorted coldly.
"When you flirt with your village's widow Liu, will you take me with you?"
"meeting!"
"Oh! Old man, I didn't expect you to be so loyal. Shall we kill a chicken, burn incense and swear brotherhood?"
"Get lost! I must have been so unlucky to have met a bitch like you!"
"If you don't meet a few bastards on the road to becoming an immortal, how can you enrich your experience? How can you temper your will? And how can you achieve the supreme path?"
"Stop the fucking thing! How can a bitch like you achieve the supreme path? You'd better be thankful if you don't get struck by lightning!"
"Fellow Daoist Li, please don't question my determination to pursue the Dao, okay?" Yun Shu said with a serious expression and an affirmative tone.
"You damn baldy, if you keep pretending in front of me, I'll break the chain and leave immediately! We'll just have to accept our fate!" Li Mingwu threatened.
He just couldn't stand it.
"No, no, no, don't worry, Brother Li! I still want to make a deal with you!"
An idea suddenly came to Yunshu's mind.
"Don't! I'll have to get kicked in the head by a donkey before I do this to you again."
Yunshu grinned in his heart and said: Hehe, then I'll be kicked again!
"Daoyou, do you know why you were deceived instead of me?"
"Because you sting!"
Yun Shu ignored Li Mingwu's words and continued, "First of all, I am really poor!"
"Bah! I don't believe you!"
"Secondly, I actually have a way to remove the curse."
"Why the hell didn't you say it earlier!" Li Mingwu stopped his escape and shouted at Yun Shu, ready to take action.
"This method may not be feasible, but you can give it a try!" Yun Shu didn't want to fight now, so he hurriedly explained.
Li Mingwu's expression softened a little, and he said, "Tell me about it!"
"I traded a giant egg from a master before. It is said that this giant egg can hatch the legendary dragon daughter!"
"Daughter of the Dragon?"
"Yes, yes, she's also called Dragon Girl. Very cool! And Dragon Girls are naturally able to suppress all kinds of evil spirits. Once she hatches, we can ask her to help us remove the curse of that fat guy."
Yunshu kept making up stories.
Unexpectedly, Li Mingwu believed it a little. He hesitated and asked, "Is everything you said true?"
"Of course, when have I ever lied to you, fellow Taoist?"
"Nonsense! Isn't that 500,000 spirit stones a lie?" Li Mingwu thought of the sad things again.
"That's all in the past. Why are you bringing it up? The most urgent thing is to hatch the dragon girl first!"
"Where are your eggs?"
"Hip... No, it's in Qingyun Gate. Let's go!"
Yunshu took Li Mingwu and flew towards Qingyunmen at an accelerated speed.
And in a dense forest tens of thousands of miles away from Yun Shu and the others.
Li Er was sitting cross-legged in front of a black ball of light, chanting a spell silently.
After a long time, he stopped chanting the spell and muttered to himself, "It's strange. It's been so long, why haven't these two started fighting for the second time?"
"Could it be that they have reconciled?"
……
Outside the secret room of the Qingyun Sect leader.
Mu Changxin, Zhang Daoyi and seven other disciples gathered together again.
"The master has been in the secret room with that old man in the Nascent Soul stage for more than a month, right?" Zhang Daoyi spoke first.
"That's right. The leader's spiritual beast Sang Biao also went in there for a month." Chen Xiao added quickly.
"What were these two men and a dog doing staying in the secret room for so long?" Su Xiuyang asked puzzledly.
"Just do something embarrassing!" the innocent Ruan Ling'er opened her mouth.
When Mu Changxin heard what his junior sister said, he was so nervous that sweat broke out on his forehead. He quickly covered Ruan Ling'er's mouth and scolded in a low voice: "Junior sister, you can't say that."
The other fellow disciples also looked embarrassed. In fact, they thought the same as Ruan Linger.
Which leader would bring an old man with him when he is in seclusion?
In the understanding of the seven brothers, when two people practice together in seclusion, they are usually a pair of dual cultivation couples practicing the dual cultivation technique.
Could it be?
Mu Changxin and others were sweating profusely and didn't dare to think further.
This newly promoted head master brought a man with him during his retreat, and he brought an old man! He also brought a dog!
"Tsk tsk tsk, oh my god!" Mu Changxin felt frightened.
He released his hand that was covering Ruan Ling'er, and then said seriously to his fellow disciples, "The head master must be studying some supreme technique with that senior. Let's stop speculating here and disperse!"
All the fellow apprentices dispersed.
Wen Jun, who left last, turned back and said to Mu Changxin: "Big Brother, one day I heard a strange sound coming from the headmaster's secret room..."
Mu Changxin's heart skipped a beat, and he said anxiously, "You must be hallucinating! Remember, stay away from the headmaster's secret room in the future! Don't even pass by it!"
"Oh, I see." Wen Jun left angrily.
Mu Changxin stood there for a long time.
I don’t know what I’m thinking.
Finally he shook his head, sighed, and left.
……
In the secret room of the leader of Qingyun Sect.
In the center of the secret room stands a giant silver egg.
Next to the dome, Li Mingwu was sitting cross-legged.
He made hand gestures with both hands and continuously input spiritual energy into the giant egg.
Next to Li Mingwu, Yunshu and Sangbiao were lying and sleeping soundly.
Not knowing what he was dreaming about, Yunshu turned around and hugged Sangbiao's fat body, even putting one leg over him.
With a "puff" sound, Yun Shu, who had his back to Li Mingwu, farted at him.
A foul smell entered Li Mingwu's nose, and he was so angry!
"I'm working hard here, but you two lazy bastards are sleeping here! Go to hell!"
Worker Li Mingwu adjusted his sitting position, stretched out one leg, and then kicked Yunshu hard on the butt where he had just farted.
Yunshu was kicked awake.
He just woke up after dreaming about spending the bridal chamber with Fang Qingyi and Xiao Pibian.
He looked at Sang Biao in his arms, feeling furious. He turned around and glared at Li Mingwu, cursing, "You old bastard! What are you doing? I was sleeping soundly, why did you kick me?"
"Little baldy, you're dead! You let me work alone and you go to sleep! Damn it! I quit!"
Li Mingwu suddenly stopped his hands from forming hand gestures and stopped inputting spiritual power into the giant egg.
Yunshu became very anxious when he saw this.
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