Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

"Oi, Eula, long time no see, happy Wind Flower Festival."

Anheng landed in the corner of the Knights of Favonius, then quietly approached, raised his hand and slammed... and gently patted Eula who was waiting at the door,

"How are you? How many grudges have you remembered recently?"

Eula was also frightened by An Heng's behavior. She subconsciously jumped to the side and took a fighting stance.

"Haha, Eula, you're so funny like this!"

An Heng was also amused when he saw this, and said to Youla with a smile.

"So it's you... Happy Wind Flower Festival. Humph, you actually dared to make fun of me? I'll remember this grudge!"

Eula snorted and muttered angrily.

Seeing Eula's appearance, An Heng imitated Eula and acted cool, with his hands on his hips and his head tilted to the right.

"You actually still hold a grudge against me. I will also hold this grudge against you!"

"Tsk, you are such a jerk."

Youla shook her head speechlessly, then asked An Heng with a slightly blushing face,

"How...how about it, does my outfit look good?"

An Heng also noticed that Eula was not wearing her previous tight combat uniform today.

Instead, she changed into a blue and white dress and wore a pair of exquisite high heels.

Eula's perfect figure looks even more seductive against the backdrop of her clothes.

"Not bad, I didn't expect you had this type of clothes."

An Heng looked at Eula's appearance carefully and was slightly amazed by her.

If Eula in combat uniform gave people the impression of being capable and sexy,

Now she gives people the feeling of youth and cuteness.

"Humph, I'm a girl too, so what's so strange about having a few skirts? I just don't wear them often."

Eula was also delighted when she heard that, but she still muttered in a proud manner.

"It seems so, but I have to say, this skirt really suits you."

An Heng gave Youla a thumbs up, and then continued to suggest,

"Let's go to the Aeolus Statue Square. I heard that Wendy has opened a crash course. It sounds very interesting."

Upon hearing this, Eula blushed and nodded. After all, in her opinion, it didn’t matter where you went; what mattered was who you went with.

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An Heng and Eula arrived at the square and found Wendy discussing poetry with other citizens under the statue.

"You're expressing it so bluntly... If the person you're with has a clear crush on you, then it's really a good idea to express your feelings directly."

After listening to the poem written by the citizen in front of her, Wendy also touched her chin and shook her head.

"But if you are not sure about the other person's feelings, then appropriate hints might be better. So I think your current expression may not be very..."

Before Wendy could finish her words, she was interrupted by An Heng who was walking in the distance.

"Really? But I think it's actually OK~"

An Heng walked over to Wendy, shaking his head and talking to the two of them, not caring at all that he was actually an emotional idiot,

"If you like it, just say it out loud. There's nothing to be embarrassed about."

The man was also stunned when he heard this, then he thanked and left.

"Hey, hey, do you know what a love poem is? Stop making trouble."

Wendy said with a little dissatisfaction, after all, one less person means less wine money,

The difficulty of making money by slacking off is not something that ordinary people can understand...

"Tsk, no one understands love poems better than me."

An Heng glanced at Wendy and said with disdain,

"And I see you just don't have money for drinking, so I came up with this idea."

Seeing this, Wendy scratched her head embarrassedly and smiled awkwardly.

"Straightforward expression... So An Heng likes this way."

Youla stood behind An Heng and muttered softly.

"By the way, where are A-Ying and the others? Didn't they come with you?"

An Heng felt the location of the joy mask on Yingmei and found that it was not on this side of the square.

"The old man said he would stay in Mondstadt for a day, so the Executioner took them to the Goethe Hotel first. They should be back soon."

Wendy put her hands on her hips and explained to An Heng.

After saying this, she quietly glanced at Eula, who was wearing a dress, behind An Heng and nodded with satisfaction.

Hehe, the show is about to begin.

"That old Deng wants to stay in a hotel. I am dying of laughter. Does he have Mora? It is not easy to find the Hall of the Dead to keep accounts in Mondstadt."

Upon hearing this, An Heng also laughed and said that after all, seven gods could not make up a Mora, which was a consensus of the whole world.

"Why not give a coin of joy to the owner of the Goethe Hotel as well..."

An Heng thought silently in his heart.

"I do not know then."

Wendy shook her head. As for the fact that the Seven Gods couldn't find Mora...

Wendy said that she still had some money, well... I guess.

An Heng didn't say much after hearing this. He stepped forward and put his arm around Wendy's shoulders.

"By the way, aren't you planning to earn money for drinking? Hey, I have a better idea. Do you want to listen?"

Wendy was also stunned when she heard this. What do you mean by a better idea? Why do she always feel that An Heng is up to no good?

"What other ideas do you have, you funny guy?"

Wendy showed a look of doubt, then asked An Heng vigilantly.

"Hey, we are brothers, how can I lie to you?"

An Heng pretended to be righteous, and then continued to explain to Wendy,

"It's nothing, actually. You're here for a crash course, right? I have three questions. For each one you answer, I'll give you a bottle of my newly brewed rare wine. If you can answer all of them, I'll pay for your wine for the rest of the year! How about coming?"

As An Heng spoke, he took out the so-called good wine and shook it towards Wendy, looking like he was kidnapping a child.

"You are not the one who drinks, go to hell, you actually want to cheat me."

Wendy looked at the familiar bottle of wine, and some 'unforgettable' memories emerged in his mind.

"Well, the bottle is the same, but the stuff inside is genuine good wine. How about I guarantee it with my reputation?"

Seeing that Wendy was not fooled, An Heng continued to seduce her with a smile on his face.

"Are you telling the truth?"

Wendy finally couldn't resist the temptation and agreed to An Heng's proposal.

"Well... okay, for the sake of good wine, I promise you!"

Upon hearing this, An Heng nodded with satisfaction and patted Wendy's shoulder with an expression that showed that she was a teachable child.

This is the Wendy I know!

From the perspective of common sense, it is impossible for an alcoholic god to resist the temptation of good wine.

"Ahem, listen carefully, I'm going to start asking questions."

An Heng coughed lightly, then asked Wendy with a smirk,

"First question, as we all know, March 14th is Captain Qin's birthday, so what day is April 14th?"

"Second question, as we all know, Teyvat has seven earthly rulers, or simply the seven gods. So, what is the relationship between the gods of each country and the leaders of each country?"

"Third question, as everyone knows, An Heng is a man of joy. Are you willing to give up your useless elemental power and embrace [joy]?"

Wendy's eyelids twitched when she heard this. How could these questions have anything to do with writing love poems quickly...