Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

"Why do I always feel that your questions are a bit inappropriate?"

Wendy sighed speechlessly and said helplessly,

"I'm teaching a crash course in love poetry, not a crash course in brain teasers. Can't you just ask some serious questions?"

An Heng shook his head as a matter of course after hearing this, and waved his hand at Wendy and said,

"What's the fun in those unchanging questions? Don't you think these questions are interesting? Besides, you can choose to give up. I'm not forcing you."

As An Heng spoke, he raised his eyebrows at Wendy, then crossed his arms across his chest, waiting for Wendy's answer.

"An Heng... do you really have answers to these questions?"

Eula at the side also asked uncertainly.

"Of course I have. These questions are all excellent. Even if they are sent to the Xumi Teachings Academy, they will be quite explosive!"

An Heng nodded and answered Eula with a proud look.

Wendy glanced at the "rare wine" floating next to An Heng, gritted her teeth, and began to think while stroking her chin.

"Are you done yet~"

“You only have one chance for each question~”

"Why are you so slow? Can you do it?"

An Heng kept making sarcastic noises, causing Wendy to frown.

"Hey, can't you just be quiet? You're making it impossible for me to think!"

Wendy said to An Heng with a dissatisfied look on her face.

"Tsk, you blame others for your own failures. As a fun-loving person, I look down on you from the bottom of my heart."

An Heng glanced at Wendy beside him, waved his hand, and said in a smug manner.

Sure enough, it is more interesting to occasionally tease Mond, the drunkard who does not do his job.

Wendy's face turned even darker when he heard that. If he could beat him, he would have given An Heng an electric cannon.

"I see. The answer to the first question is..."

Wendy thought for a while, then her eyes suddenly lit up and she quickly said to An Heng,

"It must be 'one month after Captain Qin's birthday'!"

Wendy said with confidence. After all, with An Heng's head full of strange ideas, the answer to the question must be the weirder the better.

Hearing this, An Heng also looked at Wendy as if she were a fool, shook his head, and said with a look of regret,

"Oops, I'm so sorry. Although it was close, you still got it wrong. The correct answer is 'The day when Captain Qin's full moon comes.'"

Wendy was also stunned when she heard this. She didn't know why, but she always felt that her IQ was insulted.

Eula on the side also shook her head speechlessly. Fortunately, Captain Qin was not here, otherwise she would have been struck by lightning to death.

"Oh, I'm so sorry my friend, you lost a bottle of wine."

An Heng said with a look of regret, and then took out a bottle of wine from the three bottles in the air.

Under Wendy's eager eyes, it was put into the mask space.

As the wine disappeared, Wendy felt sick...

"Don't be sad, you still have two chances."

An Heng pointed at the two bottles of wine in the air and said to Wendy with a smile.

We have to give him some motivation, otherwise if this guy gives up early, where will he find fun!

"The second question...ah, I...I can't think of it."

Wendy racked her brains for a long time, and even asked the Wendy in the ring for some unknown reason.

But what responded to him was Wendy's endless eye roll.

After all, there was not even the God of Wind when Wendy sacrificed herself, how could he know!

As a god, he actually didn't know the answer to this question. Wendy felt that he was too embarrassed...

"You don't even know this. Hey, I once again look down on you from the bottom of my heart."

An Heng sighed and pretended to be heartbroken and said,

"Of course it's a complementary relationship. Think about it, the gods of Mondstadt don't do their jobs, but Captain Qin is smart and capable; the Liyue Rock Gods don't have Mora, but Tianquan Ningguang is very wealthy. As for Inazuma Xumi, that goes without saying."

Wendy was also stunned when she heard this. Why did she feel that what this bastard said made sense...

"Since you made a mistake again, so..."

An Heng chuckled and put another bottle of wine into the mask space.

"My answer to the third question is..."

Wendy sighed, then her eyes gradually became firm.

"My answer is... go to hell!"

Wendy laughed loudly and turned into a breeze, instantly picking up the only bottle of wine left in the air.

He opened the bottle and drank it all in one gulp, then smacked his lips.

"Haha An Heng, you didn't expect this, right? This is my answer!"

Wendy said with her hands on her hips, looking smug.

"I certainly wasn't expecting that, but what do you think of the taste of this wine?"

An Heng raised the corner of his mouth slightly and continued to ask Wendy.

"Ah? Not bad... No, why does this wine look so familiar?"

After Wendy calmed down, she suddenly realized that the taste of the wine was familiar, just like... her own Fengshen Brew...

An Heng looked at Wendy's gradually widening eyes and nodded with satisfaction.

Then he pointed his finger, and countless fireworks exploded above Wendy's head, and colorful streamers fell all over Wendy's face.

"Congratulations, you guessed it right, but unfortunately there is no reward!"

Wendy looked at An Heng with twitching eyelids. For some reason, he suddenly felt like a clown...

"An Heng, die for me!!"

Wendy screamed and grabbed An Heng.

"Hey, I can't catch it~ I can't catch it~ I still can't catch it~"

While An Heng was avoiding Wendy, he did not forget to provoke him.

"Hey, Brother Heng, what are you two doing?"

Yingmei came from a distance with Paimon, looked at the two people chasing each other, and asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"It's nothing, Ying, we were just joking."

An Heng jumped back and distanced himself from Wendy, then turned to explain to Yingmei.

When Wendy saw Yingmei, she knew that the show was about to begin, so she temporarily suppressed the idea of ​​fighting with Anheng.

Slowly moved towards the back, intending to eat the melon quietly.

"Hey, isn't this Eula? You look so beautiful today!"

When Yingmei saw Eula's outfit, her eyes lit up and she hurried forward to speak.

"Is... is that so? It's the first time for me to try this kind of dress, too."

Youla said in a low voice a little embarrassedly, then she took out a white dress from the Eye of God and handed it to An Heng.

"An... An Heng, I heard you say before that you like to express yourself directly, so... so this is the dress I made for you personally. I don't know if it's suitable, but I hope... I hope you like it..."

Eula's voice became smaller and smaller, and the last few words were almost inaudible.

Seeing this, An Heng took the dress with a confused look on his face.

Suddenly, he felt that the temperature around him dropped a lot. He turned around and met Yingmei's murderous gaze.

"Brother An Heng, I don't know what your relationship with Sister Youla is. Could you explain it to me?"