Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

When Zhang Xiuzhi smelled the durian, she almost vomited.

"What the hell? It smells so bad!" Zhang Xiuzhi covered her nose and stepped back in disgust.

"No matter what it is, it smells bad but tastes sweet." Zeng Wangcai walked forward relentlessly, grabbed Zhang Xiuzhi's hand, and put a piece of durian meat in her hand.

Now, Zhang Xiuzhi had no choice but to eat it as her hands were contaminated.

She pinched her nose and tried to take a bite: "Oh, really!"

Friends who have eaten durian know that this thing is indeed worthy of the title of the king of fruits. It has a silky taste and high nutritional value.

Durian is a very complex fruit. The main component of its stench is ethyl mercaptan, while one of the main components of fart odor is hydrogen sulfide. Perhaps this is why the two have similar smells.

If you don't eat it and just smell it, the smell of durian will be a torture to you. Of course, some people like it and think it is sweet.

There are all kinds of people in the world. Some people like to eat rotten food, for example, letting fish go bad so that maggots grow on it, and then they don't eat the fish but the maggots. Others like to smell strange smells, such as gasoline or even foot odor, which may be considered abnormal.

Zhang Xiuzhi finished eating a piece of meat and didn't covet the next bite. She said contentedly, "It's weird, doesn't smell good, but it tastes pretty good."

"This is not something weird, it's good stuff, nutritious." Zeng Wangcai explained earnestly, "This thing can improve people's immunity."

"Every one? What does that mean?" Zhang Xiuzhi was puzzled.

By the way, Zeng Wangcai couldn’t tell exactly when the word immunity came into being.

But how can there be a generation gap between a husband and wife?

Zeng Wangcai immediately changed his words: "It's about immunity, which makes people healthier, less likely to get sick, or recover faster if they get sick."

Zhang Xiuzhi immediately understood the meaning of "faster recovery" and subconsciously said, "This is such a good thing, give some to grandma, let's go!"

"Stop!" Zeng Wangcai suddenly felt a headache, "It's not that I can't bear to eat it, but do you think grandma will eat it if she smells it?"

In fact, Zeng Wangcai has already asked Dr. Lin, who suggested that in addition to a light diet, grandma could eat some apples. He has apples in his bag now, but he didn't take them out when he saw grandma eating just now.

As for durian, it’s not that I can’t bear it. I have no problem eating as much as I can, but it’s just that it’s hard to accept.

After hearing Zeng Wangcai say that he bought apples, Zhang Xiuzhi said, "This tastes better than apples. Give some to grandma. She won't say anything after eating it. Besides, grandma is different from Lai Fu. She won't tell anyone. Let's find a way to get grandma to eat some."

Zeng Wangcai was finally persuaded by Zhang Xiuzhi and decided to give some to his grandmother. He even thought of a way to put it in the steamed bun.

After agreeing on this, the two continued to enjoy their meal happily.

Zeng Wangcai took a piece of durian and gave one to Zhang Xiuzhi. They each took a bite and then smiled at each other.

But at this time, Lao Liu came.

"Fuck him, I didn't find my brother, and I met a wicked person." Zeng Xiaoqiang brought Lai Fu to the nearby area, "Who the hell is so mean to poop here? There are toilets everywhere."

Zeng Laifu covered his nose and said worriedly, "Second brother, I think we should not tell big brother about Liu Guangfu snatching our candy. Big brother doesn't allow us to bring candy to school."

They both start school today, Zeng Xiaoqiang is in the fifth grade and Lai Fu is in the second grade.

They took a summer break and ate a lot of delicious food in the last month or so. When they went to school, they couldn't help but bring a few candies each. They wanted to listen to their eldest brother and not bring anything to school, but they couldn't help it and planned to eat them secretly.

Unexpectedly, there were bad guys in the school and they were blocked by Liu Guangfu. Liu Guangfu was not alone, he brought his second brother Liu Guangtian with him.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are much older than Zeng Xiaoqiang and Zeng Laifu.

Zeng Xiaoqiang and his brothers were blocked but were not beaten, but their candies were robbed. Liu Guangtian also asked them for cigarettes, and specifically asked for those with filters. At the end, he threatened them not to tell anyone, otherwise he would beat them every time he saw them.

Zeng Lai Fu used to be afraid of his eldest brother because he was afraid of being beaten. He is still afraid now, but with a lot of admiration. He is now afraid that the eldest brother he admires doesn't like him.

So, Zeng Lai Fu didn't want to tell his elder brother about the trouble he got into this time. He decided to swallow his anger and just not bring any candy with him next time.

But the older Zeng Xiaoqiang was different. He knew it was easy for his elder brother to deal with Liu Guangtian, just like last time, without saying a few words, Liu Guangtian was beaten by his father and cried for his parents. Although this was not as satisfying as doing it himself, he felt that what his elder brother said was right. When dealing with people, it was enough to make the other party suffer. It didn't matter whether he did it himself or not.

So even though the two brothers had different opinions, it was the older Zeng Xiaoqiang who made the decision.

"It's never-ending, it stinks. Let's go and check who is so wicked as to poop here with smoke coming out. If anyone sees us, tell the hospital." Zeng Xiaoqiang patted his brother and sneaked towards the source of the smell.

The two of them quietly found the corner where Zeng Wangcai and the other person were hiding. When they turned around the wall, they saw Zeng Wangcai and Zhang Xiuzhi each holding a piece of durian and chewing it.

Seeing this sight and smelling this smell, the two brothers were shocked.

Lai Fu's mouth pursed and he burst into tears: "Brother, why are you eating shit? Did you give all the delicious food to Lai Fu and you have nothing to eat, so you eat shit? Lai Fu won't eat candy anymore, and you guys shouldn't eat shit, that's for dogs..."

Zeng Wangcai was holding a durian and was eating it with Zhang Xiuzhi with relish. It felt like they were just eating coarse food outside, but we, the young couple, were enjoying the delicious and spicy food and the love we had.

Lai Fu's sudden words made him twitch his lips. What the hell, eating shit, and a dog eating shit......

Do you believe me when I say shit?

"Third brother, this is not shit, it's delicious..." Zeng Wangcai hurriedly explained, but this explanation seemed so pale in front of Lai Fu, who had preconceived ideas and had never seen it before.

"Brother, don't lie to me. Wow, this is shit." Zeng Laifu cried and shouted, "This is the smell of my shit. Once, shit got on my hands, and I smelled it..."

The stench of shit can only be smelled on your hands?

Before Zeng Wangcai could react, Zeng Laifu continued, "The color of this song is also shit, yellow, just like the shit you just pooped..."

I can’t eat anymore, I can’t eat!

It's too vivid, and not only vivid, but also smells...

It’s not right to eat the durian in Zeng Wangcai’s hand, nor is it right not to eat it, so I might as well shit on your face.

While the third child was opening his mouth and crying, he raised his hand and threw half of the durian flesh in his hand into his mouth.

"Wow..." Lai Fu cried incoherently, "I ate shit..."

Seeing this, Xiao Qiang stepped back with a look of horror on his face, because he saw his sister-in-law coming over: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, let me go, I don't eat shit, sister-in-law... vomit..."