Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

Chapter 142 Shit smells so good

This "Oh Yeah" was not a celebration, but Zeng Xiaoqiang's dry heaving. How could he possibly compete with Zhang Xiuzhi? Soon he was caught by Zhang Xiuzhi and covered in his mouth.

The next second, Lai Fu's expression changed. Tears hung on his face. He tasted the durian and murmured, "This shit tastes so good..."

After a few minutes, Xiaoqiang and Laifu had eaten two pieces of durian flesh and were smelling bad. They looked at their eldest brother eagerly, obviously wanting to eat more.

However, after Lai Fu foolishly asked who pooped this, it was gone, the durian was gone.

Zeng Wangcai thinks that the third child needs to be properly educated, otherwise his brain may not develop well...

Shit is shit, this is good, so that the two guys won’t let the cat out of the bag.

Afterwards, the four people returned to the ward.

Wow, the whole way is filled with fragrance.

Not long after entering the ward, other patients in grandma's ward started sniffling.

"Who is it? Who the hell pooped in their pants? Go to the toilet..."

"Nurse, nurse, come quickly, nurse, someone is pulling the bed..."

Four people were like four bombs thrown into the ward, blowing the whole ward up in flames.

In fact, many people have this situation. It is because they are used to it or for some other reason that they don’t feel the smell on their bodies, whether it is fragrant or smelly. On the contrary, once another smell comes in, they will notice it immediately.

This is a boys' dormitory full of stinky socks. The smell of feet is so strong that outsiders can't breathe, but the guys living inside enjoy it. Once anyone farts in this environment, they will be discovered immediately and attacked by everyone.

Zeng Wangcai also knew that the durian smell on him and his men was unpleasant, but he thought that the smell in the ward was even worse and no one would notice it. Unexpectedly, he was discovered.

Before the nurse arrived, Zeng Wangcai ran away with his people out of guilt.

He ran all the way to the toilet, thinking that there would be no problem with this person. As a result, a buddy came out of the toilet and met Zeng Wangcai at the door, and immediately ran away with his nose pinched.

"Is it so obvious?" Zeng Wangcai said, touching his chin.

"Brother, it smells bad but tastes delicious..." Lai Fu said with lingering feeling.

Zeng Wangcai ignored him and wondered what to do. Should he go back and take a shower?

It's not appropriate to leave just after arriving.

He saw Lao Er holding his stomach and suddenly had an idea: "Let's go into the squat toilet and take a shit."

Zeng Xiaoqiang was shocked: "Brother, was what you just ate really shit?"

"Stop talking nonsense. If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you all into the toilet." Zeng Wangcai picked up both of his brothers with one hand each and carried them into the toilet.

At that time, there was no such thing as cubicles in the toilets, and privacy was completely nonexistent. In addition to the urinal, the men's toilet was just a long ditch. The squatters would squat with their feet on both sides of the ditch. There was a water pipe above their heads, and water would come out after a while, flushing away the rice fields.

This kind of toilet is the best and can be flushed at any time. Some people squat in the toilet in the middle of winter with their butts frozen. They light paper and throw it into the ditch to warm their butts. As a result, when they flush the toilet, the fire moves backwards like a boat, which can scare the guys squatting behind them and make them jump up.

"Squat down and take a shit!" Zeng Wangcai ordered.

"Oh!"

The second and third brothers didn't dare to resist and just unzipped their pants and squatted down obediently.

"Hmm..." Lai Fu shook with all his strength, and a minute later, his face flushed as he shouted to his elder brother hiding at the door, "Brother, I can't poop!"

"If you can't pull it out, use your hands!" Zeng Wangcai said unhappily.

The two brothers inside knew that they had eaten shit today, and they had to poop whether they wanted to or not.

Although they didn't understand why their eldest brother did this, fortunately they all obeyed him.

After a few minutes, Lai Fu screamed: "Brother, I have diarrhea..."

Finally it was pulled out... Zeng Wangcai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Keep pulling!"

I ate some pagoda candy yesterday, so it should have some effect.

After a while, both of them finished defecating and excitedly told the eldest brother that they had defecated a few worms or something.

Zeng Wangcai did not express his opinion. He asked Zhang Xiuzhi to go downstairs and find a place to wait for him, while he led the two brothers back to the ward alone.

In the ward, a young nurse was telling everyone earnestly to go to the toilet if they needed to urinate or defecate. If it was inconvenient and no family was around, they should call for help and not stay in bed.

With so many people in the large ward, no one would admit that they had defecated on the bed, let alone that they hadn’t.

Zeng Wangcai did not go in. He waited until the nurse left before taking his two younger brothers in. As soon as they entered, the ward exploded again.

"I'm sorry everyone, my brother had some worms pooped out in the toilet, and they accidentally got on his pants..." Zeng Wangcai bowed and explained to the patients in the ward.

Zeng Xiaoqiang and Zeng Laifu were both confused. Brother, you betrayed me?

Indeed, Zeng Wangcai shamelessly let them bear everything.

After explaining, Zeng Wangcai told his grandmother, parents and others that he would take his younger brother back to take a bath and come back after the bath. Only then did he get away.

Because there was only one bicycle, Zeng Wangcai asked Zhang Xiuzhi to ride back first to help boil water, while the three brothers walked back slowly.

As soon as he reached the hospital gate, Zeng Wangcai saw Yi Zhonghai and his group.

"Hey, Wangcai, which ward is your grandma in?" Yan Bugui asked first.

"Uh, are you here to visit my grandma?" Zeng Wangcai didn't know what these people were up to, but they came to visit with good intentions, so he had to smile before the purpose became clear. "The third floor of the inpatient building... Gentlemen, you are too polite. Uncle Xu, you are here too..."

Greet everyone one by one and show all the necessary courtesy.

The big cat stepped forward and patted Zeng Wangcai's shoulder affectionately: "Good boy, you are amazing. The articles you write can be published in newspapers. Your grandma is sick, so we came to see her. Don't be polite. My dad brought the uncle and others over..."

Silently, Big Cat hinted that it was their family that initiated the visit.

Xu Fugui nodded slightly, very satisfied with his son's performance.

Yi Zhonghai didn't care much about this and said nothing, but Yan Bugui was not afraid because it was a gift he received individually.

Zeng Wangcai naturally knew about the article being published in the newspaper. Zhou Hongbo had told him about it early on, but the factory had not had time to react yet, and he certainly would not brag about it to everyone.

The matter was pointed out by Big Cat, and Zeng Wangcai was not polite: "It's just a small matter, but thank you, Uncle One, thank you, Uncle Three, thank you, Uncle Xu, thank you, Brother Big Cat, thank you..."

A thank you is just a handshake, the kind with both hands.

After finishing the round, Zeng Wangcai said, "My brother is not feeling well, so I have to go back first. My parents are here, so I won't take everyone up. Sorry for the delay."

"It's okay, just go do your own thing, we'll find it ourselves!" said the big cat with a smile.

After Zeng Wangcai left, Da Mao reached for a cigarette, took one out and put it in his mouth. He suddenly spat and said, "What's this smell? It tastes like a dung beetle."

Several people then discovered that there was a faint smell of shit around them...

Just when a few people were looking for the inpatient building, a GAZ-69 drove into the hospital and headed straight for the inpatient building.

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