Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

Zeng Wangcai, who has twice used high-end weapons, is still quite confident at this moment. He feels that although the joke is just a joke, he can really use 815A to turn the joke into reality.

One of the reasons is that 815A is an advanced electronic reconnaissance ship of our army in later generations. Not to mention that it was leading the world at that time, it was definitely several levels ahead of the current Seventh Fleet's electronic equipment.

The second reason is that only by using this unconventional means of drama can it seem possible to deter and threaten the Seventh Fleet.

Just like the parody of Qianlong, it is not official history, but when the parody is placed in reality, it often plays an unexpected role.

The most important thing is, it feels so damn good.

Don't say it, just think about it...

At sea, the enemy's fleets blocked out the sky and provided escort and support for their own lackeys. These fleets needed to use various signals to work and communicate with each other.

Suddenly, the enemy was staring at the electronic screen and the picture on the screen changed. A cartoon sheep with a pile of shit on its head jumped out and started singing...

Suddenly, someone was on the phone and Chinese voice suddenly appeared on the line.

The fleet is in chaos, the signals are confused and blocked, and the missiles can't be launched... I just want to ask you if you are afraid.

Thinking of this, Zeng Wangcai couldn't suppress the smile.

He completed the learning and training of 815A in space, looked up at the dim moon in the sky, and dived into the sea.

Thrusters and oxygen tanks are put into use.

After diving under the waves for a long time, Zeng Wangcai went out to sea to observe and found that the island was no longer visible to the naked eye. He estimated that it was almost safe and immediately summoned the yacht without the bikini from the space.

The yacht he found was very fast and advanced, with a maximum speed of nearly 100 knots, which is nearly kilometers per hour, and it can be driven automatically.

After setting up the yacht and letting it drive automatically, Zeng Wangcai went down into the cabin and returned to the space again.

He overlooked one thing, about showing cartoons.

He had two doubts. First, could the Seventh Fleet's ships play cartoons? Second, cartoons were based on jokes, but these jokes only worked for Chinese people. They looked funny and fun, but they didn't know "Xiyangyang".

After much thought, he decided that the cartoons could be shown, but they had to be edited and remixed. In addition, they had to have audio and subtitles in multiple languages ​​so that people could understand them.

Thanks to the experience of lying down in his previous life, Zeng Wangcai is very familiar with video remixes.

He looked for relevant materials, and finally decided on "Journey to the West" + "Xiyangyang" + "Saint Seiya" + "Popeye"...

"Journey to the West" is not the 1986 version, but the version of "Monkey Brother, Monkey Brother, You Are Amazing". "Pleasant Goat" needs no explanation, and "Saint Seiya" and "Popeye" are beaten.

Although there are a lot of materials, after Zeng Wangcai's editing, it is not messy, and the mixed editing effect highlights the spoof. For example, when Popeye just ate spinach and was about to get angry, Monkey King came, and finally Popeye shouted: I will come back...

After the editing was completed, Zeng Wangcai still had one last problem left: the theme song.

He originally wanted to pick a theme song from a cartoon, but he felt that it was not satisfying. The theme song is different from the interlude. The whole movie is a spoof, so the theme song must highlight the core value.

"What song should we play?" Zeng Wangcai frowned, and then decided to play a popular song.

Red songs are not internet celebrity songs, but red songs. He feels that playing red songs at that time would be more effective.

Search...Confirmed track: "March of the Broadsword"!

Just think about it, watching Monkey Brother getting mad and listening to “chop the devils’ heads with the big knife”, how exciting it is!

Hull number 815, command ship.

Having failed to complete his father's mission and firing cannons and guns in vain, Li Yuxi's face turned pale.

He was in the command room, staring at his female subordinate officer in military uniform with gloomy eyes, and was in a terrible mood.

"Dengliang!" Li Yuxi thought for a long time before asking, "What's going on over there?"

"No movement!" Li Dengliang stood beside his 'Xi Gong' nervously, "I don't know if the mud leg is scared. I thought our firing would cause some movement."

"Fuck, these peasants..." Li Yuxi cursed angrily and said, "Wake up the people below. It's too weird tonight. That strange little thing... could it be a reconnaissance device?"

"Mr. Xi, you are smart!" Li Dengliang gave a thumbs up and praised, "You thought of it before me. I was just about to say that Charles must know something but didn't tell us. According to the current situation, this thing should be from the peasants. Mr. Xi, we are not the only ones who have support. The peasants also have support. If they want to get the SAM-2 missiles, can't they get other things?"

Li Yuxi nodded repeatedly, thinking that what his chief strategist said was right.

In their view, the inland is backward in all aspects, so how can they possibly develop new equipment? The "HQ-12A" missile that Charles is looking for, and the little thing that just flew over, are all the support that the inland needs.

"Haha, you still have some reservations about us!" Li Yuxi's eyes were dark.

"That's natural..." Li Dengliang pondered, "They can't give us all the good stuff, but maybe they will give it back in the future. If our allies support us with good stuff, we will definitely get new support..."

What Li Dengliang said was common sense. He felt that his dog father would increase support for the sake of balance after learning that there were new advanced weapons inland.

However, they couldn't have imagined that these were all small tricks done by one person.

"It seems that there is little hope of relying on Charles to take action this time." Li Yuxi was very unhappy because he did not wait for the news from the Seventh Fleet.

"Mr. Xi, I think you should contact Charles in person and tell him about the result of the little thing just now. I think he will be very interested in it." Li Dengliang suggested that Li Yuxi exaggerate the UAV. He judged that his dog father did not have detailed information about the UAV, otherwise he would not use the term "UFO". "At the same time, you should have a secret conversation with him to see if you can win the support of the fleet, such as fire support, etc...."

Soldiers make their livings through military achievements. At this time on the island, under the influence of Niang Xipi, there are probably not many people who dare not or do not want to fight.

We can attack Dongshan Island, so why can’t we attack the islands around here?

Li Yuxi nodded, thinking that what Li Dengliang said was right, so he stood up and walked towards the control room.

There are many equipments in the control room, various instruments, various display screens, various lights are all working, and many of Li Yuxi's subordinates are working hard.

Li Dengliang passed on orders on behalf of Li Yuxi, asking his subordinates to contact the command ship of the Seventh Fleet and contact Charles.

After the contact was made, Li Yuxi picked up the communicator himself. He was a highly educated man with experience of studying abroad, so he could speak fluent English.

"General Charles, I'm Li Yuxi..." Li Yuxi had just introduced himself, and before Charles could reply, a sharp "sizzling" sound of electricity came from the communicator.

Immediately afterwards, the entire control room began to fall into chaos.

"Hello, hello, General Charles, can you hear me? Wai..."

"ZY TV Station, ZY TV Station, this is ZY TV Station, I am your old friend Han Qiaosheng..."