Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

To be honest, Li Yuxi was surprised to hear Chinese on the communicator. He was used to hearing English, the sound of electricity, and even Charles' arrogant English with an accent, but he was not used to hearing Chinese.

This is what's cheap!

"What's going on?" Li Yuxi, who looked confused, held the communicator and turned to look at the control room. His eyes were cold and threatening. "What are you doing here? You can't even maintain the communication equipment. Check for me. Who was the one who just made the mistake..."

He thought that the people who had just teased him were his own soldiers and that the accident was caused by his own people, because it was impossible for anyone on Charles' side to speak Chinese.

"Check who Han Qiaosheng is..."

(Teacher Han Qiaosheng: Don’t mess with me, I’m only three years old. If you want to mess with me, go mess with the meat trumpet, okay?)

"Mr. Xi, they are not our people!" Li Dengliang knew that his boss had misunderstood him, and hurriedly explained in a low voice, "Something happened, there is a problem with our equipment, please take a closer look..."

Li Yuxi took a closer look and sure enough, the signal lights were flashing like it was Chinese New Year, and the display screen was covered with snow (it was my fault for being too ignorant and having never seen the equipment on a warship, so I'll just treat it as a black and white TV). The subordinates wearing headphones had strange faces, and many of them were as confused as he was.

How is this going?

The fault was not caused by one of our own people, so Han Qiaosheng was not one of our own people? Or was Han Qiaosheng an enemy lurking in our own troops, taking advantage of this critical moment to cause trouble?

Various thoughts flashed through Li Yuxi's mind, and then he said in a deep voice: "Han Qiaosheng, I don't care where you are, end it immediately..."

"Fuck, who gave you the courage to talk to me like that?" Zeng Wangcai laughed in the communicator, "You don't know the situation, right? That's right, a good-for-nothing like you, how could you possibly understand technology? I think you are the bald man's brother-in-law, otherwise, how could a loser like you possibly command the troops..."

Although Zeng Wangcai did not know Li Yuxi's identity, it did not stop him from scolding people, because he would not scold innocent people, and the person who was qualified to talk at this time must have a high status.

Li Yuxi was furious. He had never been scolded like this before.

"Find him for me..."

"You're an idiot!" Zeng Wangcai's voice no longer came through the communicator, but came from the loudspeaker, "Can you find me? Can I let you find me? Forget it, I won't waste my words on you, you idiot...

"My fellow countrymen, all the wanderers far away from their hometowns, this is ZY TV Station, ZY TV Station, I am your old friend Han Qiaosheng, now please enjoy the program I have carefully prepared for you..."

The next second, music started playing from the loudspeaker: beep beep... beep beep... ding ding... ding ding... beep beep beep...

What the hell is this?

Li Yuxi's head was buzzing.

"Sorry, we put it in the wrong place. Let's start over!" Zeng Wangcai spoke again, "ZY TV, ZY TV, this is ZY TV, I am your old friend Han Qiaosheng... Please enjoy..."

The music in the speaker changed: I just captured a few monsters, and subdued a few more demons. How come there are so many evil spirits? Take a stick from me...

It would have been fine if the music had lyrics, but the snow on the display disappeared and the picture suddenly appeared.

In the picture, a skinny monkey jumped out with a stick, hitting the monsters in all directions...

The same scene also occurred on the command ship Charles of the Seventh Fleet.

The situation here is no better than that on 815, and these previously arrogant Japanese soldiers are even more confused, because they don’t know the Monkey King. If it weren’t for the subtitles, they wouldn’t even know what is being played.

Charles had a gloomy face as he waited for his subordinates to deal with the result. The Japanese soldiers who could not intervene could only watch the cartoon in amazement and obedience.

In fact, electronic warfare has already occurred at this time. For example, last year, Li Yuxi's men intercepted and cracked a telegram, preparing to ambush our warships, but they were discovered and failed.

This is electronic warfare today.

As for the means of electronic suppression and interference, to be honest, Charles had never encountered it. Firstly, it was a technical issue, and secondly... who had the courage?

In the confusion and weirdness, the picture and music changed, and a lazy guy with a pile of shit on his head came in...

"Xiyangyang, Meiyangyang...Don't look at me as just a sheep..."

Popeye appears amidst the chaotic music.

“I like to eat spinach…”

The devils screamed:

"Oh my god, our Popeye!"

"hiahiahia..."

"I like this one, my son loves Popeye so much..."

A few Japanese soldiers were so confused that they actually laughed, which made Charles' face even darker.

But before Charles could scold, the picture and music changed again:

Popeye was defeated just by Lazy sticking out his butt. The next second, the Monkey King was edited out, hitting Popeye to death with a stick, and a starlight flashed in the distant sky.

Dubbing and subtitles: I'll be back!

"what?"

The Japanese soldiers who were watching carefully suddenly had a black question mark on their faces. JPJ!

However, this is not the end yet. The climax has come. The animation is removed and the carefully edited clips of killing Japanese devils by Zeng Wangcai begin to play. No matter whether it is real or a theatrical version, Zeng Wangcai edited it all, especially the famous scenes in the drama where the Japanese devils are torn apart with bare hands, such as the invincible Yan Shuangying and so on.

The soundtrack is the passionate "Big Sword March"!

I have to say that those famous scenes that were criticized and unreasonable were edited and played here, and the effect was surprisingly good.

The Japanese soldiers were stunned, and one of them even screamed: "Kongfu!"

Charles finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily: "How long will it take to recover?"

"General, we have tried everything, but... we are powerless!" A technical soldier was sweating profusely, "Their signal interference is too strong..."

This time, Charles's rage turned into impotent rage. He yelled into the communicator: "Who are you?"

"I am your grandfather..." Zeng Wangcai could still understand who are you. He said in his own Chinese English, "My name is Han Qiaosheng, and I declare that I will take over the command of your fleet..."

Charles didn't care who Han Qiaosheng was, at least not now.

He was sweating. He knew that what the other party said about taking over the command sounded ridiculous, but the reality was similar. There was no signal, the fleet's communication was paralyzed, the fire control system was broken, the planes dared not fly, and the missiles could not hit the target accurately.

"Flag signal order, retreat!" Charles gave the order and told his subordinates, "Inform the relevant departments of today's situation. Also, notify Li Yuxi and the Intelligence Bureau... Han Qiaosheng..."

The name Han Qiaosheng became popular overnight!

At the same time, in the base command room.

Old Man Su and his four companions were sweating in anxiety. Old Man Su personally stood in the confidential department to supervise: "Is the radar not restored yet? How long will it take?"

"Report to the commander, the signal is severely interfered with, the time is unknown..."

Well, the base has also become blind.

Zhou Guanjun contacted his superiors again and again, hoping that the special operations department would give him support and find out what was going on over there.

But gathering intelligence is not an easy task. It was not until Zeng Wangcai closed his business that the Special Operations Department sent the news to Zhou Guanjun.

There is not much news, to put it simply there is only one: looking for Han Qiaosheng!

Zhou Guanjun was confused when he got the news. Who is Han Qiaosheng? Both sides are looking for him...