Siheyuan starts a 100,000-acre farm

Chapter 175 Help! Yi Zhonghai fell into the toilet

Yi Zhonghai didn't care about arguing with Li Aiguo at this time. The cesspool of this era was not shallow.

After all, people from several courtyards are coming here, that’s hundreds of people. If it’s shallow, it will be full in two days.

The Lord of Morality was struggling to climb out of the pit. He didn't care about the excruciating pain in his right palm and could only climb up with all his might.

But how could Li Aiguo let him come up so easily? He raised his leg and kicked him again.

Yi Zhonghai, who had just exposed half of his body, fell into the pit again.

This time, the Lord of Morality did not climb up immediately. It was not because he did not want to, but because he had no time. Now he was retching there.

“Ugh…Ugh….”

But he didn't have time to eat breakfast, and he didn't eat last night either, so how could he vomit anything? He could only vaguely see an unidentified yellow object at the corner of his mouth.

Li Aiguo laughed even louder. Suddenly, he felt the urge to urinate. His eyes rolled.

He simply took off his pants and peed on Yi Zhonghai. The child was very angry and the light yellow urine splashed directly on Yi Zhonghai's face.

"Old bastard! Does my urine taste good? It's boy's urine, it can ward off evil spirits..."

Li Aiguo laughed out loud, feeling extremely happy, but whether it was real boy's urine was another matter.

The urine was so copious and smelly that Yi Zhonghai felt dizzy and he didn't know whether it was because of the stink or the anger.

"Help! Help ...

The Lord of Morality shouted loudly. He didn't care about the embarrassment anymore. If he didn't call for help, he was really worried that he would die in the toilet.

He didn't believe that Li Aiguo would be so kind as to come and save him.

In Yi Zhonghai's mind, Li Aiguo would only add insult to injury, how could he be a helping hand in times of need?

At this time, Li Aiguo also heard the noise outside the toilet.

"Auntie, is that your man's cry for help?"

The third aunt was going to the toilet with the first aunt when they suddenly heard a cry for help. She said to the first aunt next to her.

"That shouldn't be the case. Old Yi went to the toilet. There's no danger in going to the toilet. He can't fall into the pit, right?"

The auntie was obviously a little bit unconvinced. She had also heard the cry for help just now, but she didn't think about Yi Zhonghai.

And I didn't notice which direction the sound came from.

"Help! Come and save me."

Yi Zhonghai shouted again, and this time the first and third aunts heard it clearly, it was Yi Zhonghai's voice.

At this time, Li Aiguo suddenly jumped out, looking anxious and shouting:

"Hurry up! An old man fell into the toilet and is covered in shit. Come and help him!"

Li Aiguo ran while shouting for help, but you shouted for help and ran to your own yard.

This weekend, no one in the yard has gone to work, so you could just shout, why are you running into the alley?

Li Aiguo didn't care about that and ran to the courtyards next to him.

Most of the people living in these courtyards are workers of the steel mill. Even if they are not from the steel mill, they live in affiliated institutions such as schools and shops.

"Help! Yi Zhonghai fell into a manure pit and is covered in shit. Help!"

Li Aiguo's voice was like thunder, not like a child's voice at all, and could be heard at least several hundred meters away.

Yi Zhonghai had originally thought about saving himself after seeing Li Aiguo leave, and was trying hard to climb up.

As a result, when he heard Li Aiguo's voice, his eyes suddenly turned black and he fainted. He really couldn't stand such a shameless person like Li Aiguo.

Not only did they kick him out, but they also went out to publicize it, and most importantly, they pretended to be helpful.

It doesn't matter that Yi Zhonghai fainted, but it made my mother suffer.

Seeing the Lord of Morality covered in shit, the third aunt was unwilling to go over to help, and could only cheer for the first aunt.

"She's a big aunt, hurry up and grab Lao Yi's hand and pull hard."

Although I can't help, I still pretend to be anxious to help. I just said that I was anxious, but my body didn't move.

The first auntie obviously knew this situation and understood that the third auntie was disgusted with the shit man in front of her.

But she couldn't say much, and she also understood that in the current situation, even if the three aunts came to help, they couldn't pull Yi Zhonghai away.

Because Yi Zhonghai has fainted now, he feels much heavier than when he is awake, otherwise one would not say that a person feels very heavy when he is in a serious condition.

"Third Aunt, please help me, go and call someone, and make sure to call Sha Zhu over,"

The aunt can only place her hope on Sha Zhu. Seeing Yi Zhonghai in his current state, let alone others, even she herself feels a little disgusted with him.

Except for Sha Zhu, I guess it's hopeless for others, and Sha Zhu is probably a little mysterious.

The third aunt was delighted after hearing this. If not now, when? She had wanted to leave a long time ago, but she stayed here just for the sake of face.

At this time, after listening to what the old lady said, why don't you just get off the mountain quickly? Why are you still staying here?

At this time, there was no need for the Third Aunt to call out, as Li Aiguo called out the people in the yard.

But the third aunt was very considerate and went to fetch a bucket of clean water.

"Silly Zhu, come and help, save your uncle, he will be dead if you delay any longer."

The old lady quickly asked Sha Zhu for help, and did not even look at Xu Damao, who was smiling happily, or Liu Haizhong, who was directing people with his hands behind his back.

It's good enough that Xu Damao didn't add insult to injury. It's wishful thinking to expect him to help. As for Liu Haizhong next to him, he is also a mess.

It's okay for you to give orders, but it's ok if you can't give orders. Isn't it infuriating if you can't give orders at all and you're still giving orders blindly?

When Sha Zhu heard what the lady said, his face darkened. Others could refuse, but he couldn't.

After all, everyone knows that he is responsible for providing for his grandfather in his old age, so it would be unreasonable not to help him at this time.

But the shit man in front of him was so disgusting that Sha Zhu walked forward with gritted teeth.

He stretched out his hand tremblingly and grabbed Yi Zhonghai's arm. As soon as he touched Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu couldn't stand it:

“Ugh!! Ugh!! Ugh!!”

The slippery touch, coupled with the foul smell in his nose, made Sha Zhu vomit out.

That big mouth was like a fountain, all the food he had eaten in the morning gushed out at once.

It sprayed directly onto Yi Zhonghai's head. Now Yi Zhonghai's body was covered in yellow and white, which was even more disgusting.

"The water is coming, the water is coming!!"

At this time, the third aunt also came late, carrying a bucket of water to the toilet. Sha Zhu was overjoyed when he saw this scene.

He first washed his hands and rubbed them vigorously, then picked up the water and poured it on Yi Zhonghai.

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