Siheyuan starts a 100,000-acre farm

A bucket of cold water was poured on him, and Yi Zhonghai shuddered, and his body became much cleaner.

Sha Zhu was also overjoyed when he saw this, and immediately said loudly:

"Uncle, are you awake? Come on! I'll pull you up, so don't be reluctant to come out."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai was in a daze, Sha Zhu could not help but urge him,

Now he only wanted to pull Yi Zhonghai up quickly and then go to the bathhouse to rub him thoroughly. It was really disgusting.

Daode Tianzun only came to his senses at this time, looking at the crowd in front of him that was unable to squeeze through, and they were all familiar faces.

After looking at himself still in the toilet, he immediately realized what was happening. His eyes rolled back and he was about to faint again.

Or was Sha Zhu quick-witted and swift-handed, not caring about the undigested blue cabbage leaves on Yi Zhonghai's face, and slapped him directly.

The slap from Sha Zhu was not light, but it also woke Yi Zhonghai up.

After waking up, Yi Zhonghai did not blame Sha Zhu, but gnashed his teeth and shouted:

"Li Aiguo! Li Aiguo!"

The voice was getting louder and louder, as if there was revenge for the murder of his father.

"Uncle, you called me! See? I called these people to save you. Don't thank me. This is what I should do."

Speak of the devil, and he will appear. Li Aiguo squeezed forward from the crowd like a loach and said to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he was gasping for breath. What could he say about what Li Aiguo did?

Just like the elementary school students in later generations, in order to get praise from the teacher, they would buy a notebook and then hand it to the teacher saying that they had picked it up.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he couldn't speak, but Li Aiguo had a lot to say. He was a warm-hearted person and immediately called Sha Zhu and said:

"Silly Zhu, what are you still doing? Hurry up and drag your fake dad out! If you soak it for a while longer, the flavor will really come out."

Everyone burst into laughter after hearing Li Aiguo's words, but then they realized that this was not a good thing and quickly stopped laughing.

But even so, Yi Zhonghai blushed and wished he could faint right now to avoid embarrassment.

Others would be cautious, but Xu Damao would not, so his laughter seemed very abrupt.

"Hahaha, idiot, your fake dad is still in the pit, why don't you pull him out quickly to avoid being suffocated to death? By then, you won't even have your fake dad left."

Xu Damao cursed without using any dirty words and mocked Sha Zhu for not having a father, but he was also telling the truth, after all, He Daqing had run away a long time ago.

But it didn't sound like that to Shazhu's ears, it was like a slap in the face.

"Sun thief! If I don't let you taste the power of your master Zhu today, I won't be named He,"

Sha Zhu roared and was about to rush towards Xu Damao, but how smart was Xu Damao?

Before he could scold Sha Zhu, he slipped behind the crowd, fearing that Sha Zhu would attack him.

"Zhu Zi, stop fighting. Come and help me pull your uncle up."

The pit was more than half a meter deep and slippery and steep. Even if Yi Zhonghai woke up, it would be difficult for the aunt to pull him out, so he could only ask Sha Zhu for help.

Sha Zhu had no choice but to come back and pull Yi Zhonghai. In fact, he had some ulterior motives just now.

He wanted to leave this place of trouble while chasing Xu Damao, but how could Auntie let him do so? She called Sha Zhu back again.

Sha Zhu came to Yi Zhonghai, grabbed Yi Zhonghai's hand and pulled hard.

"what!!!"

Sha Zhu just used force, but before he could pull Yi Zhonghai out, the Morality Master screamed in pain.

Sha Zhu was so frightened that he suddenly let go of his hand, and Yi Zhonghai looked up and fell in again.

It turned out that it was Sha Zhu who grabbed the injured right hand of the Lord of Daode. Who could bear to be hit like this by Sha Zhu on his palm which was already pierced?

"Uncle, uncle, you just washed yourself clean, you can't get shit on you anymore."

Sha Zhu didn't care at all whether Yi Zhonghai was in unbearable pain or not. He only cared that if Yi Zhonghai was covered in shit, he would get some on his hands.

Although Yi Zhonghai was strong, he was old after all. Even an iron man could not stand such torture.

Now I could only breathe out but not breathe in. I struggled for a long time but couldn't get up.

"Silly Zhu, are you trying to kill your father? Yi Zhonghai is going to be tortured to death by you, why don't you go down and pull him up?"

Xu Damao was eager to watch the fun and jumped in to save people, carrying Shazhu.

Sha Zhu didn't care about that anymore, but he wasn't stupid enough to jump in to save people.

Instead, he lay directly on the pit, stretched out his hand to grab the clothes on Yi Zhonghai's chest, and shouted:

"rise!"

Fortunately, the things in the pit had just been cleaned out not long ago and were only a few dozen centimeters thick, otherwise the old man would have been drowned long ago.

The only embarrassing thing was that he failed to pull Yi Zhonghai up. Sha Zhu couldn't use any strength at all in this position.

I could only breathe in big gulps of "fresh air" and shouted loudly:

"Come and help me, I can't pull it!!!"

Upon hearing this, everyone rushed over to help, but they didn't pull Yi Zhonghai, but all rushed to pull Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu had no choice but to hold on to Yi Zhonghai's clothes tightly, fearing that the old man would fall in again.

At the same time, I was constantly complaining in my heart: This old turtle is really heavy. Why do you eat so much? And how can you poop in the pit? It's really useless.

After a lot of effort, everyone finally pulled Yi Zhonghai up. To be exact, it was Sha Zhu who took a lot of effort.

At this moment, a voice of crying and shouting was heard:

"Oh my goodness! How could you die? What would I do if you died? My life would be meaningless. I am sending off a young person!!!"

It turned out to be Li Aiguo's crying. Although there was not a single tear and he was even grinning, his crying was rhythmic.

The beasts watching were stunned and muttered: When did Yi Zhonghai and Li Aiguo become so close? Didn’t they just have a fight a few days ago?

“Cough, cough, cough…”

A coughing sound was heard. It turned out that Yi Zhonghai woke up. I don’t know if it was because Li Aiguo was angry that he woke up. He was still gasping for breath.

"You...Li Aiguo you..."

But before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Li Aiguo.

"Uncle, you're awake! I thought you were dead. How could you, a grown man, fall into a manure pit? Luckily, I saw you and called so many people to save you."

"Uncle, are you looking for death because your hand is broken and you can't do locksmith work? But you can't jump into the cesspool, you should jump into the river, the cesspool is so smelly!"

Li Aiguo's little mouth was talking like a machine gun, "da da da...", but he failed to confuse the old man Yi Zhonghai.