Naruto: We are invincible

Naruto slowly regained consciousness. When he opened his eyes, he was blinded by the light. He involuntarily put his hands in front of his eyes. He slowly adjusted to the light and looked up at the ceiling. He sniffed and it smelled like disinfectant.

"Great... I'm in the hospital," Naruto muttered to himself, trying to get up but feeling a weight on his chest. He looked down and saw a tuft of dark blue hair, Hinata curled up against him, her head resting on his chest, drooling.

He chuckled and gently shook Hinata, trying to wake her up.

She rubbed her eyes and looked around to see Naruto staring at her.

"It feels so good." Hinata buried her face in his chest.

"How long have you been here?" Naruto asked.

"I don't want to sleep alone, so... I sneaked into the hospital at night so that I could hold you in my arms while sleeping." Hinata said with a little blush, and Naruto chuckled.

"How is everyone?"

"Everyone we know is fine, but others did suffer casualties," Hinata explained, looking downcast.

"I understand." Naruto said. He gently grasped her chin and kissed her lips softly. Naruto leaned against the wall and Hinata straddled him with her arms around his neck.

"Oh yeah…this is all essence. Naruto tried to comfort his lover with a loving kiss, his hands feeling her soft skin. After a moment, his hands began to slide down…" Jiraiya said loudly, writing frantically in his notebook.

"This child will be more powerful than his father in the future." Jiraiya said as he wrote, a drop of blood dripping from his nose.

"What are you doing?" Jiraiya looked up and saw Hinata with a very sweet and polite smile on her face.

"Have mercy..." Jiraiya pleaded.

"You wish." Hinata said, her eyes flashing.

"Secret Technique - Thousand Years of Death" Hinata said, strengthening her fingers with chakra before stabbing them straight into Jiraiya's ass, sending him into Naruto's room and into the wall.

Naruto saw his master flying into his room. Jiraiya hit the wall and fell to the ground, crying and his butt was still smoking.

Hinata walked towards him and he recoiled in fear. She quickly found his notebook and threw it into the air, burning it to ashes with a small fire jutsu. This particular fire jutsu was taught to her by Kurenai Yuhi, and she burned every copy of Intimate Paradise she could find.

"No no no no!" Jiraiya cried as he watched his precious work turn to ashes.

Naruto just chuckled at the antics of his master, who was now standing up and touching his butt.

"How are you, kid?" Jiraiya asked.

"Nothing. I just ran out of chakra," Naruto replied.

"Okay, okay," Jiraiya said, hanging his head in shame.

"Have you seen my fan?" Naruto asked.

"Well, I'm here," Jiraiya said, pulling out a scroll from behind him and untying his fan.

"This thing consumes one fifth of my chakra just by picking it up. How do you use it?" Jiraiya asked confusedly, placing the fan next to his bed.

"That fan was created by the Sage of Six Paths, and only his descendants can use it without consuming a lot of chakra." Naruto explained, and Jiraiya nodded. "There are only two people left in this world who can use these weapons... me and my grandmother."

"Oh, Sarutobi told me that he would take you both to his office when you woke up," Jiraiya said.

## Hokage Building ##

They arrived at the Hokage building and walked through the door to see the old Hokage cackling like a madman with a bloody nose and several Kage clones working on his paperwork.

Hinata suddenly rushed over, snatched the Hokage's pornographic book, and destroyed it using the same fire escape technique.

"Are all men like this?" Hinata asked loudly and the Hokage sighed.

"Naruto, how do you feel?" asked the Hokage.

"I'm fine," Naruto replied.

"Now let's talk business." The Hokage said, sitting behind the desk.

"Did you take the scroll I brought? I sealed Gaara and the others in it." Naruto said.

"Well, they are all waiting for negotiations with the Sand Village," the Hokage explained.

"What does the Sand Village say?" Jiraiya asked.

"It's now up to the council, they've been hit very hard by the death of the Kazekage in the invasion," the Hokage explained.

"What did the council ask for?" Naruto asked.

"Financial compensation to Konoha, plus we can keep Gaara and the others here." The Hokage said and Naruto raised an eyebrow.

Now they will have two tailed beasts like Kumogakure and Iwagakure.

"We should repair Gaara's seal," Naruto said and Jiraiya raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"We can talk about this later, but right now I have other concerns," the Hokage explained before pulling out a file and handing it to Naruto.

"what is this?"

"A report on Uchiha Sasuke's performance during the invasion," the Hokage explained.

Intrusion Report:

Name: Uchiha Sasuke

Team Affiliation: Team 7 led by Kakashi

Rank: Genin

Assigned team: Kiba Inuzuka and Sakura Haruno

Description: Sasuke demonstrated a high level of skill and responsibility, taking charge of a Genin squad, providing critical assistance in the evacuation of civilians, and defeating multiple Chunins from Sunagakure and Otogakure.

Suggestion: Promoted to Chunin.

"And then?" Naruto was a little confused.

"I want to hear your and Hinata's opinions," the Hokage explained.

"Why us?" Naruto asked.

"You are his friends and you know him better than anyone else," the Hokage said.

Naruto sighed:

"Sasuke is strong enough to become a chunin. But if he is promoted, he might become even more arrogant. On the other hand, not promoting him will only make him angrier because he will think the village is holding him back, and with the power Orochimaru is providing, he might run away."

"What do you think, Hinata?" Naruto asked.

"I agree with you, he's too focused on revenge. Promoting him and giving him a strong mentor would solve those problems."

"Well, and I'm too old, as evidenced by this invasion. I'm not as strong as I once was, and I can't lead this village, so I chose a successor," the Hokage explained.

"Are you going to give your hat to this old pervert?" Naruto asked casually, and Jiraiya hit him on the head.

"I'm not a pervert...I'm a super pervert." Jiraiya said.

The Hokage interrupted them with a cough:

"I could have asked him, but he would have refused," the Hokage said and Jiraiya nodded.

"I'll ask Jiraiya to bring you in..."

"You want me to be Hokage?" Naruto asked with an incredulous expression.