Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Xiu Yuexingnuo for sending Xiuer 666 and Qing Wuxie for the reminder talisman~)

A tall male figure appeared in the white fog.

He was about two meters tall, with long white hair that looked like needles, a pair of wooden clogs on his feet, and stripes on his face painted with red dye.

"You lustful immortal! I should have thought of it as you earlier..." Paimon looked speechlessly at Jiraiya who revealed his true form in front of him.

This guy is really a tough guy no matter where he is.

With the appearance of Jiraiya, the group of people from the Arotaki faction were shocked!

"How can there be two bosses at the same time? Is this the legendary overlap of time and space?!"

I really can't understand the silly and strange train of thought of the Arotaki faction.

"What do you mean you confused this dumb guy with this beautiful man? Does this guy look a bit like this beautiful man?"

Jiraiya and Arata fought one against two, and shouted almost at the same time. It is naturally difficult to comment on their appearance, but at least in some aspects, the two are indeed very similar.

It seems like it makes them doubt themselves.

"Well, traveler. Ichito is not the illegitimate son of the lecherous immortal in this world, right? His purpose in coming to this world is actually to find his son, right?"

Paimon said this in a coquettish tone, but of course it couldn't escape Jiraiya's ears.

"What do you mean, this immortal's illegitimate child? There is absolutely no possibility of this!"

Since he already knew Jiraiya's character, Paimon was no longer afraid and confronted him directly.

"How can it be impossible? You are so lustful, you attract bees and butterflies everywhere. Who knows if this is possible!"

"This is absolutely impossible! Because I am still a sage... still a..." Jiraiya swallowed his words back as he spoke.

"Still a what? What? Don't say half the sentence!" Paimon looked up and down curiously at Jiraiya, who was actually a little shy.

However, Jiraiya just acted like an adult, waved his hand and said, "Children, don't ask about adult matters."

"Alright, I don't care who you are, since you have violated the law, then come back with me." Kujo Sara shouted, shocking the noisy situation. And at least half of this anger came from being touched and searched by Jiraiya, the old pervert!

As the current head of the Kujo family, when has she ever suffered such injustice!

"That's right! Stop it! You lustful immortal, everyone out there is of the same mind!" Paimon shouted in a earnest tone.

This shout seemed to mean a farewell between life and death...

But Jiraiya covered his face and laughed.

"Hahaha, stop it? Do you know what I'm going to do? Do you know how many immature little girls have been harassed or even murdered by some dirty hands, and they don't even know what happened...

I am just trying to make people look at love and sex! It is just part of human nature, how can we deny it completely and regard it as a bad and dirty book! "

……

What are you talking about with little Paimon?

"You, the lecherous sage, are so great... I misjudged you." The traveler actually looked at Jiraiya in front of him with a little sympathy.

"Hey, hey, hey! Traveler, don't be fooled by him! What he said is all nonsense!" Seeing that the Traveler seemed to be bewitched, Paimon also became nervous.

Jiraiya continued his boasting: "If those poor girls were deceived at such a young age, how sad their parents would be. They didn't even know how to leave evidence after being violated!

Even to the point of listening to the perpetrators, can you understand this pain! Can you understand the pain of not being able to see the girls grow up normally into mature women and then being taken by me! ?

I want to let the world know that love and sex are never something to be ashamed of! Let the world feel hormones! "

"Let the world feel the hormones!" A group of younger brothers from the Huanglong faction also followed suit and made a fuss.

……

Even Paimon was almost persuaded by Jiraiya, until Jiraiya became more and more excited and expressed his true desires. Only then did Paimon realize that he was almost led astray by Jiraiya's eloquent mouth.

"Okay, come back with me and explain!"

Jiraiya was still talking big, but he didn't know when he had been handcuffed and chained by Kujo Sara.

Looking at the chain in his hand, Jiraiya suddenly said with a serious expression: "I have no regrets in my life. It's just a pity that no one will continue to teach you. If there is still a chance, I really want to watch you grow up little by little!"

"You lustful immortal... you must reform yourself in there!" Perhaps because of his emotions, the traveler also started to shed tears.

"Well, there's no need to make such a grand ceremony. Actually, just burn the books and detain him for a few days during the Rongcai Festival. It's not a serious problem..." Kujo Sara wanted to explain.

But these two didn't listen at all!

"Ahhh~ My disciple, I don't know when I will be gone. You must take good care of yourself when you are alone outside. I tell you, your biggest problem is actually the control of elemental power.

You see, although you have the three attributes of wind, earth, and thunder, you cannot use them freely. Only in a few cases can you use two abilities at the same time.

Sometimes, in order to use the earth attribute, you have to respond to natural perception.

If I can come out this time, I will try my best to find you a good teacher who is proficient in the five attribute swaps. "

It's obvious that Jiraiya is trying to be dramatic when he said this!

"Master! I am an unfilial disciple!"

……

It’s over, it’s over. I don’t know what the situation is now… Should I cry a few times too?

Just when several people were singing in unison and making Jiutiaosala feel overwhelmed, a flash of lightning suddenly appeared in the middle of the crowd.

"Oh, this is so touching. I am about to cry just watching this~"

"It's the Son of God!" Paimon shouted excitedly. Although she still didn't understand why these people were so moved!

"Well, let's put it this way. Actually, what Jiraiya said makes sense. We have been planning to open a column in Yaedo specifically for adults.

After all, it is better to open up than to block, right? We have always lacked an editor-in-chief. Alas, many of my editors are too stupid to take on this kind of work.

Mr. Jiraiya, you are a writer with courage and determination, how can you help me?"

As Shen Zi said this, she threw a wink at Jiraiya.

How many men can fall at her feet with just a seductive glance from a great vixen like Shen Zi?

"What do you mean? Jiraiya doesn't have to go to jail? Thank you so much, Kamiko."

Just as they were about to express their gratitude, they were stopped by the Son of God.

"Don't be so anxious to thank me. I'm a little busy and I need your help."

"Please say."

"Little guys, do you know what happened in Heguan?" The Son of God's expression suddenly became serious.