Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Qing Wuxie for sending the reminder talisman~)

When Paimon mentioned Heguan, he felt a little tingling on his scalp. The whole island was lifeless and covered with haze. It was almost impossible to see the road ahead, making people doubt whether there were any living things on the island.

I remember that I had searched for the Phantom Lamps mushroom that could improve Roald's memory before, but it didn't seem to have much effect...

"I think I know from your expressions. How about it? Do you want to travel somewhere else?" The Son of God said with a wicked smile and took out a fluorescent branch in his hand.

Looking at the malicious smile of the Son of God, Paimon naturally shook his head like a rattle out of habit.

But he couldn't stop Jiraiya's outstretched arm.

Heguan, Albedo also mentioned that the deepest space crack in the world is here.

If we want to return to the original world, or contact the upper ninja world, this is the most likely place!

"What is this?" Jiraiya asked.

"You know the leyline branches, right?"

Kamiko seemed quite confident, but Jiraiya really had no idea what that was.

It was Paimon, the talkative guide, who explained: "Is that the one the Abyss Mage holds in his hands?"

"Yes, but this is one of the best earth vein branches. It is the branch derived from the earth vein sucked by the divine cherry tree!"

"It's from that sacred cherry tree!" Paimon's eyes rolled around in surprise.

But Jiraiya just asked calmly, "What is this thing used for?"

"I feel a little disappointed... This is one of the treasures of our shrine. It can be used to repair the space torn by those evil things."

Perhaps he couldn't stand the Son of God's touching expression, so Jiraiya immediately took the branch of the sacred cherry tree.

"Hey? You lecherous immortal, don't do anything stupid! You've just had a good rest, don't go to such a dangerous place again!" Paimeng said nervously.

But it seemed that the more he said this, the less he could stop these guys from moving forward.

"Okay! We've accepted this mission. By the way, beautiful Ms. Shen Zi, when I come back, you must have dinner with me. It's my treat, and of course the money will be deducted from my future salary."

"Alright...lecherous immortal, stop setting the flag!" Paimon broke through the dimensional wall again...

The joyous Rongcai Festival was still going on, and the story of the Five Songs was still being sung. Jiraiya watched the travelers solving one mystery after another, but he just took a look out of boredom and then quietly went to find a place to drink and have fun.

A festival based on light novels, how suitable is it for me? But why do I always feel like something is missing?

Jiraiya was sucking on an old popsicle in his mouth, holding a novel from this world in one hand - "Mr. Kawasaki Who Wants to Go Home No Matter How Far Away" and thinking silently.

When everything was ready, Jiraiya took advantage of the night and came alone to the small boat specially prepared by Big Sister Beidou.

Perhaps, this departure was a farewell. Jiraiya, who prided himself on being a hero, was unable to properly say goodbye to others.

"Oh, you're unexpectedly punctual. You're going out alone so late at night. Are you planning to do something shameful?"

Beidou greeted Jiraiya from a distance.

However, Jiraiya did not reply, but took Beidou's hand and protected her behind him.

"Eh? It's just a joke, don't be so nervous!" Beidou actually became a little shy.

Since I was a child, except for the few years when my father protected me, I have never had the opportunity to be protected by a man like this.

"Shh!" The master made a gesture to silence the crowd.

Before approaching the wooden boat, Jiraiya had already keenly noticed that there were several people hiding on the boat.

"Hahaha, I just came here to have a drink with you!" Jiraiya said casually in a confusing manner, trying to lower the defenses of those hiding in the cabin.

Then he pulled hard and opened the hatch. As the hatch opened, a group of people fell to the ground.

"Why is it that I am always the one pressed at the bottom?" A tragic voice suddenly came. And on the door handle of the hatch, there was a little Paimon hanging.

Seeing Jiraiya's gaze, Paimon immediately said hastily, "Uh, surprise?"

Never mind. This was discovered a long time ago, so it’s really not a surprise.

"Well, you lecherous immortal, don't think about taking it all on your own. I heard there's another golden beast on Heguan, and it was very troublesome to deal with it last time.

With more elemental power, you can trigger various elemental reactions. It's the same with people. It will be easier if you have more help, right? "Please trust us, my lecherous immortal!"

Paimon said this sweetly, and it seemed that he could not leave this weird old man anymore.

The traveler also nodded heavily and condensed a wind element Rasengan in his hand.

"I still have a lot of shortcomings, and I need your guidance, Master."

“Noelle also wants to continue to stay with everyone. She will definitely learn a lot. This time, she must pass the Knights’ Selection Exam!

Ah, I was too busy talking about my own business. I'm so sorry, but... I still want to take care of you." Noelle was still as shy as before, and her face turned red after just a few words.

Of course, there was another guy whose face had never turned pale, "Uh, good wine~ How about Jiraiya, can you drink a few more glasses with me? Hey, only you can drink a few barrels with me!"

"You kid stole my wine again! Believe it or not, I will beat you to pieces!" Beidou saw that his treasured wine was dug out by Wendy again, and he almost tore Wendy to pieces alive!

"It hurts, it hurts! Beat him, don't step on me!" Yidou, who was still lying on the ground, screamed in pain when he was stepped on.

Fortunately, Sister Beidou reacted in time and pulled her foot away, otherwise Yidou would have fainted from the pain.

"Hehe, I'm not afraid of pain. By the way, old man, thank you for taking care of my brothers while I was away. I'm here to lend a hand!

Ahahahaha! If I take action, I will definitely get twice the result with half the effort!"

Yidou even fixed his hair and said that he thought he looked handsome, but he didn't know that his image as a funny guy had already been nailed down.

Looking at these people, this is the scene that Jiraiya fears the most.

"Okay! Now that we're all here, let's go together!"

It is said that the land is clearly divided, but the sky is rarely so clear. A group of people were riding on a wooden boat, and it seemed that after crossing a boundary, the originally clear sky suddenly became gloomy.

From afar, one could see Heguan shrouded in clouds and mist, which strangled all hope from the outside world in the cradle.

"Aiya! Ghost!"

"Wow! Ichito, what are you yelling about? And aren't you a ghost?"