Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to I am a White Cat for sending the two reminders~)

"My ghost is different from that kind of ghost! Although I am a ghost, I am actually closer to a monster!"

What scared Yidou were just a bunch of abandoned shipwrecks floating on the foggy water. Occasionally, there would be flickering black shadows. Could they be torn sails blown by the wind?

But no matter what it is, as long as it is put into such a weird scene, it is enough to scare people to the point of scalp numbness.

"Hey, you look so big and strong, but you are so timid! Paimon will have to give you a nickname, the real coward. After all, you are a ghost!"

Paimeng looked at Yidou, who was already sweating, with a look of disdain on his face. She was really qualified in this regard.

Just imagine following Jiraiya to find Kurumi and going to the border. The number of ghosts there would be countless, not to mention the most terrifying god of death that Jiraiya summoned with his ninjutsu!

Paimon really wanted to let Yidou see what true terror was, but she herself didn't dare to look at it again.

"Speaking of which, we have been wandering in this fog for a long time, right? But we still can't see the shore."

Wendy, who had just sobered up, lay on the guardrail, playing with the wind element in her hand with a comfortable look on her face. But she said the most frightening words.

"Hey, little Paimon. What do all those shipwrecks here prove?"

Wendy, this naughty boy, obviously wanted to scare Paimon with bad intentions.

Who would have thought that Paimon's brain wasn't working very well, and he suddenly shouted, "Does this prove that there are a lot of treasures and Mora?"

……

Wendy was re-examining Paimeng's brain, but who knew that there was another one with an even more abnormal brain, Yidou, who had already shouted "Wuhu!" and jumped into the water.

Um, it seems there aren't many normal people on this trip? This makes me, the only normal person, very tired.

However, looking at the extremely rare fish swimming freely in the water - the Thunder Fairy, Wen knew that something interesting was going to happen. Hehe.

Just watching Ichito dive into the water, the whole person was electrocuted by the strong lightning elemental force. His white hair, which was already like needles, suddenly looked like Jiraiya had turned on Sage Mode.

"Ah! That guy Shen Zi followed us? Is he playing this kind of prank again?"

"That's not the case. Some of the free lightning elemental power here is related to Inazuma's Thunder God. But the vast majority of it comes from another scary guy."

"Another scary guy? No! You clearly knew that the water was filled with lightning elemental power, yet you still let Yidou jump in like this!"

"Hey, because it's fun~"

"Hey, you big-headed ghost! Hurry up and save people!"

After hearing Paimon's roar, Wendy was about to control the wind to blow the fool Yidou up, but he saw a small wooden boat suddenly wandering in the fog like a ghost.

"It can't be a ghost ship! If there really is some scary ghost ship that dares to scare Paimon, Paimon will allow the lecherous immortal to summon the god of death to scare it as well!" Paimon's voice became much softer.

Yidou below seemed to have seen a life-saving straw. Without even thinking, he struggled to climb onto the strange wooden boat.

As soon as he stuck his head out, Yidou saw a lifeless and pale face.

"There really is a ghost this time!" Yidou wailed and jumped back into the water.

It seems that Yidou would rather be electrocuted than see a ghost.

"Ah! Paimon, don't look! Traveler, lustful immortal, drive it away!" Paimon covered his face immediately.

However, Jiraiya was so fast that he appeared on the boat in an instant.

"Tell me! Who are you? Why are you in a place like this?"

As soon as Jiraiya got closer, he listened carefully to the man's heartbeat. He could only say that he looked too much like a dead man, which made Jiraiya have to doubt it.

"Um... I'm quite curious about this question." The man spoke softly, seeming to have no strength in his voice.

"I was sent here by the young lady to look for the wooden reed flute. How dare you show up here like this..."

"Wooden reed flute?"

"This is a musical instrument from Heguan civilization a thousand years ago. It is said to be able to soothe the souls of the dead..."

Listening to the man's half-dead words, Jiraiya really wanted to comfort him.

"Are you adventurers? You came to a place like this without any preparation."

Seeing that the other party seemed to know a lot, Paimon also got angry and said, "Don't look down on us! We are experienced adventurers. Look, we have prepared delicious food and drinks. Uh... there are also delicious food and drinks!"

……

This gloomy man obviously had no sense of humor. He looked at Paimon speechlessly while wearing his hat.

Then he said solemnly: "Look at those wooden boats around... Even the geomantic compass doesn't work here. If you don't know the way, no one can get through the fog.

Of course, if I couldn’t get through, I couldn’t get out, and I ended up being trapped to death in this place. I became part of this garbage dump…”

Listening to the man's introduction, Paimon took a breath. So this is what Wendy meant just now!

"What's your name?" Seeing that the other party didn't seem to be in any danger, Jiraiya withdrew the ninjutsu he had prepared.

"Afu."

"Very good, Afu. Since you said that no one can get out, why are you here knowing all this?"

Faced with this question, Afu's answer was still simple, but not clear.

“I’m special.”

"Special? What's special about it?" Jiraiya looked Akagi up and down, and couldn't even find any elemental force fluctuations from him. It was obvious that he didn't even have the God's Eye that they mentioned.

However, Afu refused to answer this question. He just stood alone on the boat without saying a word and did not operate the oars.

I just wanted to save someone, but it ended up like this. So annoying! So much chatter!

Seeing that the other party had no intention of cooperating, Jiraiya could only give up and change the question and continue asking: "We also want to go to the island, can you help us?"

"Okay, but you have to help me find the wooden reed flute, too."

"Okay, deal." It's just a piece of cake, so let's get ashore first. If I continue floating on the water, I'll get dizzy.

This guy Afu really didn't talk any nonsense. He just sailed in the front in a small boat holding a small lantern.

Behind him, everyone was following the light in their wooden boats, afraid of losing him.

Akagi was indeed special. After circling around in the fog for a while, he actually led Jiraiya and others to the shore.

"Wait, we seem to have forgotten something? We are about to go ashore, why is it so quiet?" The traveler suddenly muttered, and everyone suddenly remembered.

"Oh my god! Yidou is still soaking in that water!"