Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Hahaha, what little white-haired guy...? Oh, you mean him, right?"

As if unable to withstand the overly powerful pressure from King Ryota, the cowardly Paimon immediately thought quickly and hid behind Jiraiya.

Jiraiya just sighed slightly, and as if to distract Ruota's attention, he said nonchalantly, "Is this the Ruota Dragon King you've been talking about?"

Jiraiya looked at it again and again and continued, "No wonder the Maintainer wanted to give this guy to me as a summoning beast. Isn't this a big toad? It really suits this toad sage."

"..." Ruotu Dragon King was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't dare to believe his ears. After a long time, he roared almost breaking his defense, "What do you say I am!? Huh? I ask you, what am I!?"

"A big toad? Isn't it?" Jiraiya still put on an innocent look.

But the mentality of the Dragon King Ruotu has almost collapsed. After all, lies do not hurt people, and the truth is the most painful!

If you say that Yan Wangdijun looks like a toad, he will just laugh, after all, he is the most standard dragon form in people's minds. But if you look like Ruo Tuo, then he will really break his defense, because he really looks like one!

And this old bastard Jiraiya is also very good at finishing off the enemy. As he was talking, he dug out a photo of a toad that looked a bit like the Ryota Dragon King from his bag. (I'm sure someone has the photo, but I'm too lazy to post it.)

Suddenly, you can press the mute button and listen carefully to the heartbreaking sound of King Rudra.

Such a deep humiliation that penetrated his soul made the Dragon King Ryota lose his mind in anger. He could have used his extremely powerful strength to bring down divine punishment on these damned humans.

But He felt that this was too unfair, and He wanted to make these forgetful humans feel the humiliation of having their souls trampled and crushed!

So He chose to curse back! On the gamble of his dignity as a demon god, he must let these humans know that they cannot insult the other party's soul at will!

At this point, the huge Ruotu Dragon King seemed to be in deep thought for a long time, then he grinned slightly as if he was laughing smugly, and then said, "You are not human! You are a group of dogs with broken backs!"

After saying this, the Dragon King Ruota suddenly looked very proud, but the people who heard it were completely confused, and they looked at each other in astonishment.

Finally, it was True Lord Liuyunjiefeng who explained, "What he meant was that you are not human beings, but a group of spineless dogs."

To be honest, Ruo Tuo's words were indeed very harsh. But when you think about someone scolding you in classical Chinese and needing someone to translate it, it's hard to get angry anyway, right?

Just like what Luo Guanzhong thought, Zhuge Liang's words that could scold Wang Lang to death, when we look at them today, not only will we not be angry, but we can even appreciate them.

At this moment, Jiraiya and the others couldn't help but feel that the Wada Dragon King was a little pitiful...

After all, he has been sealed for a thousand years, and the abusive language he uses is still at the level of a thousand years ago. It is totally unimaginable how thick-skinned humans are today!

Not to mention, that old bastard Jiraiya has a face as thick as a city wall!

In this situation, Jiraiya didn't have the heart to continue to torture Ruotu with words. But the figure of Shima Sennin immediately came to his mind.

This middle-aged lady was able to make everyone in Myoboku Mountain speechless. Her ability in quarreling was even better than that of a ninja. To be honest, Jiraiya didn't dare to imagine what kind of mental blow would be suffered if Ruotu, who had a fragile heart, met her.

So, Jiraiya encouraged everyone to cooperate with Ruota, and put on an extremely exaggerated performance, applauding the other party and praising him for his good scolding.

At the same time, he secretly put on the psychic forehead protector that Albedo prepared for him.

"Psychic art!"

As white smoke rose, Shima Sage, holding a ladle, suddenly appeared on Jiraiya's shoulder.

But before Jiraiya could explain, a ladle was thrown in his face, "You little bastard! Why do you always choose to summon spirits when I'm cooking? The vegetables in the pot are overcooked and burnt! So I have to cook them all over again!"

Well, this is the fighting power of middle-aged and elderly mothers. They can start to attack before anyone even opens their mouth.

This is because Shima Sennin really treats Jiraiya as his own child. If this Ryota Dragon King falls in love with her, I wonder what the consequences will be...

"Forget it, old man. Let's make this quick. I have a big rhinoceros beetle soup in the pot."

After a while of attacking, Shima was about to take action but was shocked to find that there was nothing on Jiraiya's right shoulder.

Only summoning himself, but not Fukasaku. This was the first time for Shima in the past few decades, and he immediately showed a puzzled expression.

After all, a dull middle-aged man like Fukasaku would at most quarrel with his wife. If he were asked to quarrel with strangers, he would not be good at it.

Maybe, he will come up to act as a peacemaker, so it is a waste of energy to communicate with the spirit.

Jiraiya did not give Shima too much explanation, but shouted to the Ryota Dragon King: "Hey! Dragon King! What's wrong with saying you are a toad? How are you nobler than a toad?"

Jiraiya's words were clearly meant to stir up trouble!

Paimon and the Traveler had all witnessed the powerful fighting power of Shima Sage when he scolded the demon Chi. At this moment, they could not help but mourn for the Ruota Dragon King in their hearts.

"Toad? An ugly, lowly, mean, disgusting creature that can only live in a stinking ditch and eat bugs all day. How can such a creature be compared with our original ancestor dragon? Just comparing them together is a sulliment to our dragon race!"

Listening to Ruota's praise and criticism, everyone knew that He was doomed... At this moment, Shima Sennin's anger bar had reached the top.

Next, it’s time for the big baby Ruota to experience the language art of middle-aged women!

As expected, Shima Sennin launched his opening move! He pinched his waist with one hand! With the other hand, he pointed at the seemingly nonexistent nose of the Ruta Dragon King and started spraying!

"It's quite a big thing! Its brain is not even as big as my old man's egg! Not only is it not that big, but it's also dry and shrunken! Such a big guy must have wasted so much food, and he can't even speak a decent word.

If you really can't speak, just take it out and donate it! This broken thing will be thrown into the incinerator as hazardous waste if you donate it!

The black smoke from burning pollutes the air! And you have a hoof without even a finger, you can't even dig out your brain!

A person who can't do anything. I'd think it's dirty to ask me to help you. What a person, you look down on the Toad, don't you see what kind of person you are?

You have short legs and a big belly, and you dare to call yourself a dragon? In our village, even the ugliest wind toad would despise you for your ugly appearance, like a disabled and mentally retarded person!"