Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Please remind me when I haven’t posted it. I tend to forget.)

When Shima opened his mouth, it was like a Gatling gun. He blew out a stream of sweet words, all of which were never repeated... He didn't give the Dragon King any chance to talk back.

After a few seconds of scolding, the traveler reached out and covered Paimon's ears responsibly. Zhenjun also blocked Noel's ears immediately.

A few seconds later, Jiraiya quietly walked behind the traveler and covered his ears with his hands.

Shima Sennin's scolding was so cruel and violent! If he only had two hands, Jiraiya would have wanted to cover his ears as well!

Master Liuyun Jiefeng probably never thought in his life that he would see an expression of grievance on the face of this ancient being, Ruotu.

But at this moment, Ruo Tuo, who was so imposing just now, shrank back with great grievance...

After feeling wronged for a long time, the Ruotu Dragon King finally came to his senses from the shock and started to fight back, "I don't believe it, my brain is not as big as your old man's, unless you let your old man come over!"

"..." As soon as these words came out, everyone was speechless. What kind of fight was this? Moreover, Ruo Tuo was like a shy little boy. Even when he said "that", he looked shy and couldn't speak.

Dimensionality reduction attack, a dimensionality reduction attack in the true sense!

But how could middle-aged women give you facts and reason? They ignored Ruota's questions and continued to launch her overwhelming offensive.

"I'm fucking you, you bastard..."

With the help of Toad Lin's singing voice, Zhima's voice was loud and sharp. After half an hour of warm greetings with mother as the center, ancestors as the radius, and relatives and friends as the circumference.

The Dragon King Rudra was completely convinced. His pathetic and ridiculous dignity was completely conquered by the street-swearing skills that were like an art!

"How is this possible? How did they do that? Could it be that... my brain is really not as big as the old man's thing? I know all the words, but how can a creature put them together? "

The Dragon King Ruota had a look of disbelief on his face, but at this time Zhima, who was like an old mother, actually used the method she used to deal with children - a slap in the face and then a date.

"How about it? You want to learn? I'll teach you? You're not stupid, you just don't want to learn. If you work harder, you'll definitely be able to learn it." (Many people must have heard this~)

In an instant, Ruota, who had been scolded so badly, raised his head, and his eyes were filled with the innocence and simplicity unique to college students.

"Really? Am I not stupid? But you just said that my brain is not as big as the old man's."

"Well, I just said those words in anger. From now on, I won't curse people unless they bother me."

Seeing this huge change, Jiraiya couldn't help but be dumbfounded! She is indeed the super mother who raised the entire Myobokusan gang!

This parenting routine is really profound!

While Shima Sennin was holding Ruota steady, Jiraiya used the technique of Transparent Release to quietly get behind Ruota. According to the instructions given by the maintainer.

If you want to use the Demon God Command to detain a demon, you have to use it for more than three minutes when he is powerless to resist. It is a fantasy to defeat such a powerful demon and make him powerless to resist for three minutes.

But at this moment, Shima Sennin is not only PUAing Ruotu, she is also secretly using illusion while talking! This is a perfect opportunity to detain someone!

Just as the situation was gradually stabilizing, at this moment, an entire Liyue Jade Pavilion fleet suddenly arrived from the horizon!

Normally, seeing such a large-scale reinforcement, everyone would be delighted. But the sudden arrival of the Liyue army shocked everyone!

If Ningguang opened fire on Ruota without knowing the situation, all previous efforts would be in vain!

Moreover, at this distance, no matter how Jiraiya and the others shouted, the fleet could not hear them.

……

"The target has entered the range, please give instructions!" Inside the Qun Yu Pavilion, the soldier was reporting to Ningguang.

Ningguang also stroked her noble throne, feeling reluctant in her heart. Was this person coming for her Qun Yu Pavilion again?

"Prepare to fire..." Ningguang was about to give the order to fire, but was stopped by Ganyu who was standing beside her. "Wait! Our master is blocking the range of the artillery fire, and it seems that she wants to convey some information to us."

Ganyu is indeed the strongest archer in the entire Liyue, and with the special physique of a fairy beast, she immediately recognized her master even though they were still far apart.

"Master Liuyunjiefeng? What do you want to say? If the fleet continues to approach, it is very likely to be destroyed instantly by the Ruotu Dragon King. This is a telescope. Ganyu, see if you can understand what Master means."

Ningguang said as she took out the high-quality telescope she had bought from Fontaine and handed it to Ganyu.

With the help of the telescope, Ganyu could see clearly that Master Liuyun Jiefeng was using sign language.

"The plan has changed, so don't launch the attack." Ganyu, holding a telescope, translated the sign language word by word.

But just as she finished translating, Ningguang was about to order everyone to shut down their weapons. Outside the house, a messenger shouted, "The Seven Stars have an order! Fire at the demon god Ruo Tuo immediately!"

As the voice fell, the well-trained Qianyan Army immediately loaded the improved version of the Guizhong machine, and accompanied by a loud bang, thousands of Guizhong machines, with the blessing of several immortals' immortal power, roared towards the Ruota Dragon King!

Seeing this, the usually steady Ningguang no longer cared about her elegant image. She kicked open the door of the hall and grabbed the soldier who was delivering the order and shouted, "Who gave the order to fire!?"

How could this ordinary soldier have seen such a battle? He trembled as he handed the book order in his hand to Gan Yu who was following Ningguang.

Ningguang snatched the letter and saw the order to fire written on it, as well as the seal of the Liyue Seven Stars!

"Damn it! There's a traitor!" Ningguang cursed inwardly, but then calmed herself down and began to dispatch soldiers on the scene.

Since it had already happened, the only thing left to do was to see if there was any way to make up for it. Whether to fight or retreat depended on how Jiraiya, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, and the Traveler would deal with this round of bombardment.

"Why did they fire again? Didn't Ganyu see me? There's no way? Did they hurt their eyes from working late at night these days?"

Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng was puzzled, and seeing the artillery fire coming, she had to find a way to stop it before it hit Ruotu!