The world is taken over by crazy and sick people

Chapter 132 I'm back, and you're back too

There is no sun or moon in the underworld, and I almost lost track of time.

Xie Bian is also a black-hearted boss who loves to exploit his employees. His boss gave him difficult KPI indicators, so he used all his power to bully me and asked me to earn extra money.

I was so happy that I held back.

Ask the King of Hell to take revenge on him for me.

But Xie Bian is such a black-hearted person. He gave me a hell-level indicator of making money and said he wanted to gamble with me.

If I won, he would give me a day off on July 7th when the gates of hell opened wide, so that I could enjoy the treatment of other ghosts and go back to the world of the living. He didn't even need to tell me what to do if I lost. I didn't have time to complain and say that this was what I deserved. I said angrily, "Bet!"

In the first year, I tried my best to beat Xie Bian, but I lost because of my lack of experience. After I passed the gate of hell, I was directly squeezed into a meat bun by the army of hungry and excited ghosts. Just pass it on Guangzhou Metro Line 80, that's it. I originally wanted to... Oh, everyone knows, damn it! But when I opened my eyes, I was lying on the grave of a rich man born in the 300s. His son burned paper and shouted, "Dad, don't save, just spend..." It was so touching. His old man was squeezed limp like me, howling, "Girl, spend my money sparingly!!!" The surrounding meters were full of lonely ghosts who wanted to steal the old man's incense. I was so unlucky this year...

In the second year, I accumulated experience, but Xie Bian was smart and he directly issued my KPI TRIBLE. I was exhausted by the money-making tricks. I sold wigs, skirts, and set up street stalls. I thought I couldn't do sales, but I didn't expect that my potential would be stimulated.

While it is fashionable to sell kidneys to buy iPhones, I am following the fashion trend of selling claws to dress up. A beautiful girl ordered a crow feather wig from me on July 7, and tried it on at my stall for a whole night on July 12. She is bald, and she took my pupils leisurely and asked me eight hundred times, "Does it look good?" She was eager to go home, thinking about accumulating goodwill, and every time I smiled standardly, "It looks good." "But you have to give me claws~~!!" As soon as it was 14 o'clock, she ran away, and disappeared in the ghost army in an instant. I just listened, "You black heart, my hair fell out due to chemotherapy! You still have the nerve to take money from me!!" Looking again, Xie Bian showed eight teeth in a standard way, and smiled shyly: "Little guy, you are still short of a ghost claw~~~"

……

I have little experience as a human being, and I have been a ghost for more than ten years before I have accumulated practical experience in dealing with slave-owning bosses, cunning ghosts, and traveling during the Ghost Festival. I won't tell anyone except my own mother.

1. Stay away from rich people, otherwise you will be like a father all day long.

2. A ruthless person will not give credit, and the kid’s crying is mostly pretending.

3. Your boss increases your KPI, and you put on a show for him! You admit your failure in front of others, but you tighten your belt and don’t work hard behind others. In the end, he laughs with a sly smile, and you use your ultimate move to shout, “I’ve already achieved financial freedom!”

……

I fought with all my wits and courage every year and finally succeeded in going back once.

But Wang Liwu was not at home.

On July 7, the gates of hell were open for a whole day, but she was not at home the whole day!

I am still ugly, but her taste has not changed. On the bedside table is our wedding photo, in a shiny frame.

My gift was a string of flashing 26-letter lights, but I couldn't find it after searching through all the boxes and cabinets.

So depressing...

I lay on my back on the big bed in my bedroom, playing with the ceiling.

The room immediately flickered and flashed with Morse code.

She is smart and must know that I am speaking to her in pinyin using the 26 letters of the alphabet.

"I'm coming to see you, damn it."

Suddenly someone screamed in horror under the poplar tree, "Ghost!!!"

The sound is that of a child.

I also sat up in horror from lying on the bed.

Oh my god! Where did this baby come from? ! !

I leaned over the balcony and looked out curiously. An old lady was hugging her child and said, "Zi Zi, the mistress is really back?! She must be so happy..."

Aunt Luo is old, and now she is afraid of me and feels sad. She turned on her phone under the tree to record Wang Liwu's bedroom. I flashed the lights and talked. Fortunately, she believed the "talking" letter lights I left for her.

"Xiao Wu misses me."

"I didn't lie to you, did I? I'm here to pick you up."

……

This failed trip back to the underworld made me feel that time flies by. My mind was so confused that I counted on my fingers. If she could live to be 100 years old! There would be 74 Zhongyuan Festivals since the year of my death. I and the "increasingly vicious" Xie Bian could win one and lose four, so I could probably see her 10 times.

The goal forced me to be excited. I went to Wangchuan to pick red spider lilies. That land is now mine and is used as a raw material processing factory for my long skirts, short skirts, scarves and wristbands... The ladies who come and go in the underworld spend a lot of money to cover up the strange ways of death, and I make a fortune with tears...

The underground mainly relies on the survival of the fittest.

One day, a lady in red came to my stall dragging a crocodile leather sack (real crocodile leather!!! So luxurious!!!) with a fierce and arrogant aura of 8 meters. She was a fugitive and murderous ghost, and I was forced to earn rice every day to keep my official status.

The underworld is always full of smoke and miasma. Xie Bian has been working overtime for 100 years to catch evil spirits. He is unhappy and likes to wear the banner of justice: "Evil spirits are extremely harmful and disturb the peace of the underworld. The superiors have entrusted me with an important task. If you break up 100 of them, you will be awarded a glorious banner. The King of Hell will personally stamp it. If you collect banners, you can return to the world." This cake is extremely large, but it's ridiculous. Xie Bian forced me to carve it with a carrot, and he stamped it. This ghost made me see what true cunning is. The little ghost is not as strong as the front line. When he has free time, he happily applies a facial mask and chews on the claws of fried ghosts at home every day. After that, he warned me, "You are so talkative that you hooked your little lover to fry her. She is so evil that she specializes in frying corpses!! "

I became increasingly timid and thought I was blind and deaf. She stared at the girl who came to my stall with a crocodile-skin sack of ghost claws, her eyes shining with strange light, and bowed 90 degrees. She raised her voice and said, "Madam, how can I help you? Do you want to select products or purchase goods? Spend 999 and get a direct upgrade to VIC, and enjoy your exclusive royal customized service..." I guess I have also been infected with Xie Bian's cunning.

I kept chattering, but my sister had a bad temper.

A sack hit me on the head, almost hitting my mouth. When the sack was opened, the ghost claws fell out in a mess.

"Huangquan is recruiting business, you go."

……

She was very aggressive and fierce. I was scared.

I've heard of forced buying and selling, but I've never heard of forced investment.

The ghost fire lying on the bank of Wangchuan River squeaked and turned around, "Little mouse, the ghost king of Huangquan is very fierce. Fan Xiaoguo's claws were broken..."

Jiu Min!

Of course I know there are evil spirits in the underworld!!

The fierce Meng Po came to the underworld trembling with fear. After a while, she would sit on the ground and reveal her true form. "My underworld is barren, how can you take this land away... Let the ghost king do evil, no ghost will care..."

The King of Hell likes to play dumb, and Xie Bian likes to talk for his colleagues and provoke anger and curse: "That bastard of the King of Ghosts! He dominates our Yinhuangquan, cuts off his water and food, curses his mother, and curses his wife for having a bloody mouth, being ugly and unscrupulous..."

The big guy cursed me up and down, obviously he couldn't afford to offend me. At the end, he flicked the forehead of the kid next to me and said, "He's quite handsome. I'm warning you, stay away from him, or you'll be swallowed up and can't poop..."

The little ghost was trembling, and I was even more frightened. From then on, the word "Yellow Spring" became a taboo word in my ghost life. However, my big money man Vic was looking at me with his nose, and I was forced to pack up my belongings and tremble as if I was robbed on the road. I guess Xie Bian will definitely not pay money to redeem me. It is likely that as long as I kneel down quickly and make money, the big man will not take advantage of me.

Right ...

But when we were almost at Huangquan, the gloomy sky suddenly flashed with golden light, and the evil ghost sister in red immediately pulled me to dodge and hid in a cave in the earth.

I asked her, "What are you doing, sister? You are so awesome, what are you afraid of?"

She glared at me, pointed in the direction of the golden light, mocked me for being ignorant, and raised her lips to the sky: "That is an old friend of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, his true form is a golden phoenix. You know the phoenix, right? A fairy..."

Oh my god, what a coincidence! I raised my head and shouted in surprise: "Grandpa!!!"

……

It’s really my grandpa.

He returned.

My eyes suddenly filled with tears, and his eyes were full of wisdom and indifference.

I hadn't seen him for decades, but I could see that his eyes were distant and cold. However, I couldn't help but feel sad and cried. He didn't scold me for being rude. I wiped my tears and stepped back, bowed and cried, "Old Immortal, I'm sorry, I made a mistake."

Even if gods can live for thousands of years, it is all just a dream.

He lowered his white eyebrows, pinched his fingers, and spoke with dignity: "The mortal cause and effect are severed, but now that we meet, the cause and effect are not broken. The little ghost in my house caused you to lose your skin when you were young, and now your appearance is ruined. Can I give you a new look?"

Lost my skin when I was young? I thought hard and remembered that a gluttonous ghost had tricked me into going down to the Forgotten River and ate me.

It turns out it belongs to my grandfather’s family.

An idea immediately flashed through my mind.

I waved my hand and said no.

He saw through me, rebuked me, and said two words, "Greedy."

I bowed my head and smiled bitterly, then knelt on the ground and spoke boldly: "The cause and effect are endless, are you disturbing me, old immortal? I married someone, and someone burned paper money for my family, did you receive it, old immortal?"

He probably thought that my character was questionable now, that I was even willing to blackmail people, so he smiled calmly and asked, "What do you want?"

"I want my wife to be at peace after death, and for the underworld to treat her fairly."

Xie Bian is so mean, I always feel uneasy.

I kowtow.

My grandfather laughed, shook his sleeves and left.

My eyes were burning as I watched him leave and said goodbye. I guess people like him and me will never see each other again in this life.

Just as I got up from the ground, I suddenly felt an inexplicable numbness on my spine.

When I turned around, it was the sister in red hiding in the earth shell.

She mocked me for having a strong background, and I immediately acted arrogantly and said, "Of course you should improve the product system, give it a 98% discount, and sell it at a low price... Otherwise, my grandfather will spit on you and kill you."

The red-clothed sister is obviously not afraid of trouble, but is afraid of small trouble. She looks up to the sky and smiles like a vicious villain, "That's great, I'll just kill you, and it will provoke the King of Hell to tremble and immediately pick up weapons to fight."

She is a person of action with strong execution ability. She said she was going to kill me and immediately grabbed the back of my neck...blood spurted out three feet on the spot and I screamed like a ghost.

Her blood spurted out and I screamed like a ghost.

The gloomy sky suddenly turned blood red, and my big money sponsor was torn into pieces. The horror level was rated 100 million points.

My voice was shaking, "Master... you won't be reluctant to leave me..."

There was a chill wind blowing at the back of my neck, my scalp was numb, and my hair stood on end. A group of ghosts appeared out of nowhere and wanted to take me to see their evil ghost boss.

Ten miles of the underworld, hundreds of ghosts walk at night, green lanterns lead the way, no grass grows is true, doing evil may be false, this place is as prosperous as the human world, the ghosts in the underworld can't eat grapes and say the grapes are sour, damn, I've been fooled again! The market is very lively and fun, the big brother who sells stewed meat in a pot has a Northeast Xinjiang accent, very generous and funny: "Don't miss it if you pass by, the stewed ghosts just out of the pot are soft and fragrant, it's cheap, cheap..."

I'm not licking my lips... promise!

There was even a young man holding a clay pot like a family heirloom, and selling it to me in a thief-proof manner, "Xie Bian's finger, suck it and you'll gain 10 years of ghost power, it's cheap..."

I was stunned. Could that dog's finger have such miraculous effects?

I am so close to him. If I had known that he had cut his fingernails, I would have picked them up and set up a stall to sell them at a low price.

Suddenly I came to my senses. Hey! Why didn’t I see that he was missing a finger?

Lower your head again.

Oh my god...

I'll give it to Boss La.

Where are my belongings?

Where is my belongings? ?

!!!

The guy who sold Xie Bian's fingers also disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I am also a ghost who died tragically, and I have been in two consecutive lives. I can't be reincarnated after death, but I have been sluggish for so many years. But today, I was set up by someone, and I was inexplicably furious. As soon as I moved my heart, blood rushed to the sky and yellow sand rolled up. I kicked the ground and jumped in the air in the street to fight ghosts, "Turtle, rob your father's precious vault! You guys are dead."

The turtles were clever and ran away in all directions. The whole street was immediately in chaos. One of them was hit by my Yin Liu and screamed, "Auntie, spare me, I won't dare to do it again..." I was a little soft-hearted. I would spare him if I could. I didn't bite him and make him scared to death. I just beat him up. But he had an accomplice who was blind and showed off my money-making property on the spot. I immediately got angry!

"court death!"

……

The evil ghost was dismembered on the spot, flesh and blood flew all over the sky, and his soul turned into stars and fell into the dry yellow sand.

The vendors were busy tidying up their stalls, muttering, "Where did this troublemaker come from? Report it to the Ghost King quickly..."

I turned a deaf ear to him and squatted down to pick up my belongings.

Lycoris radiata is so beautiful, and the crow's feathers are also very pretty... The gorgeous red and black colors are scattered, and are blown away by the wind across the vast yellow sand.

I looked around with a melancholy look, the world is so beautiful.

I was surprised to find that all the blisters on my body had disappeared. Maybe it was because I had just lost my temper and was covered in blood. At this moment, I was still like a 22-year-old wearing a little white dress in the summer...

I won’t pick up my belongings anymore.

Presented to the owner of this yellow sand.

He turned around and walked away coldly.

Suddenly someone called me in the street. It was behind my ear.

"Where to next?"

That cold, threatening voice...

I was stunned and turned my head away in shock.

With her beautiful peach blossom eyes, the woman stared deeply into my pupils, and her gaze told me that she was deeply resentful, but also madly in love.

We are only one step away.

The ghosts on the street prostrated themselves and knelt, shouting in fear, "Master Ghost King."

I was almost stunned, and suddenly I burst into tears and couldn't stand.

ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

She was still wearing the same black suit that she had worn at our wedding, with a withered flower pinned on her collar.

My blood ran cold and I screamed in pain: "What did you do..."

She turned away her head coldly, her eyes red, as if she had deliberately acted like that when she saw me one day, and coldly said, "Kneel down."

Uh...

I threw myself into her arms, tears and snot running wildly, drilling into the cracks between her bones.

"Little...Mist..."

"Woo...Mist..."

"I miss you so much..."

She put her hands behind her back, her brows and eyes were cold, and she looked at me deeply: "You missed me so you lied to me, you missed me so you left me? Miss, you are very reasonable."

"No...no...I can explain..."

"Explain what?"

"Or I should kneel down..." I secretly grabbed the corner of her clothes and blinked eagerly.

Suddenly he was hit from mid-air and carried sideways.

"I have a good place. I can kneel down and talk slowly..."

When she looked at me with a strange look, I knew I was probably going to die today.

……

I almost tore her into 18 pieces.

She vented angrily.

Ask me: "Who am I to you?"

I was about to cry, and quickly said, "My husband..."

She seems to still be angry...Shocked: "Who is it?!!"