No script time travel, the general helped me rise to the top

"Oh no, oh no! Master, Madam, the eldest daughter has hanged herself!"

"what!"

As the left prime minister of the great Pu Kingdom, how could he give birth to such a stupid and foolish daughter!

How could Xue Duanzheng, an old man, bear this kind of shock?

"Master, Master, please don't get yourself hurt by being angry. I'll go check and see what that girl is up to today."

Madam Xue twisted her waist, which was big enough to crush a cow to death.

While comforting the depressed master, she winked at her charming second daughter Xue Qingqing.

"Father, mother, please don't be angry. Sister Yangyang has been ill since she was a child. She is so pitiful!"

Xue Qingqing is a pretty girl from a small family, very charming and her every frown and smile is just like green tea.

"Oh my! My dear daughter, you are so kind. Come on, let's go and take a look!"

They said they were here to rescue people, but those who didn't know would think they were just here for a walk.

Madam Xue, accompanied by a large group of maids and attendants, hurried to Fangfei Courtyard at a snail's pace.

Its beautiful name is,

"Qingqing! You must remember that a lady from a noble family should behave like a lady from a noble family and stay calm and composed when encountering difficulties!"

That's not something you can take lightly.

With Madam Xue's size, if she moved a little more, her flesh would shake 360 ​​degrees like jelly.

"Mother is right! I wonder if Sister Yangyang can hold on!"

While the mother and daughter were talking,

The eldest lady who was supposedly hanging herself in Fangfei Courtyard was actually in a happy and relaxed mood at this moment.

Thinking about the cervical traction device that I secretly spent two days working day and night to make,

Now Zhenzhen uses it to hang herself on the tree, and all her cervical spondylosis problems are immediately solved.

Xue Yangyang crossed her legs in the air, with her arms crossed in front of her chest.

Relying on his years of health training techniques, he hung himself by the neck and swung himself up to a height of 90 degrees.

She kept promoting her masterpiece to the dumbfounded maidservant beside her, "Wow! Isn't it amazing? Hahaha!"

"Miss, please come down quickly!" The maid Xiao Tao was so scared that she fell to her knees and kowtowed.

Xue Yangyang was speechless. These broken rules from ancient times really made these little girls suffer!

But it's all because of that broken CT scanner.

I went to the hospital for a checkup and found out of nowhere that I had a mole on my body.

When I looked in the mirror, I was surprised to find that I was back to the age of 17 or 18, and my skin was so smooth! I was so happy!

However, the good news and the bad news is that my cervical spondylosis, which had plagued me for thousands of years, has also come back!

The most important thing is that the original owner who traveled through time was a silly girl, so silly that everyone in Jingwei City knew about it.

Although I have the same appearance as her and also retain her memories,

But the reality is that stupidity can't be cured magically all of a sudden, so 'playing dumb' becomes one's first priority!

By the way, this little maid who kept kowtowing was only one year younger than me.

Although their young lady is a bit silly, she is very loyal!

Yangyang continued to play dumb, "Hahaha! It's so comfortable! Hahaha!"

"Miss! Wuuwuwu! Miss, it's because I didn't take good care of you that you tortured yourself like this!"

Xiaotao wiped the tears from her face with her sleeve and watched Yangyang's every move anxiously.

From a distance, Madam Xue, her stepsister Xue Qingqing, and a group of servants heard the crying of the maid Xiao Tao.

"This, this can't be..." Madam Xue picked up the handkerchief in her hand and wiped it on her face.

I can't squeeze out any tears, but I still have to act well.

"Oh! My poor daughter! Why do you have such a miserable life?"

Seeing this, Xue Qingqing had to catch up with her mother's pace.

"Sister! Sister Yangyang, wuwu! Why didn't you wait for us!"

Mrs. Xue, who had just said she would be calm and composed, took big steps at once, fearing that she would not be able to witness this long-awaited moment. Oh! No, it was a tragic moment.

"My dear little girl!"

Xue Yangyang was swinging comfortably, but suddenly he heard a strange cry.

It doesn't look like they are crying, but more like a cow mooing or a pig grunting!

She is not in the mood to care about these things now.

This big banyan tree is a treasure, with half of its branches on land and half sticking out over the water.

It is so pleasant to exercise the cervical spine here. In another quarter of an hour, or at most a quarter of an hour, Xue Yangyang's sudden cervical spine pain will definitely be relieved.

"Xiao Tao, there are cows mooing!" Yang Yang held back his smile and said foolishly.

"Miss, you'd better come down quickly! You're scaring me to death! Wuuwuwu!"

Xiao Tao stopped kowtowing and looked in the direction where the voice came from.

The sound gradually approached, and soon, a huge group of people poured into Fangfei Courtyard.

The leader was the solid and generous Madam Xue.

If we talk about this second wife, Mrs. Xue, it would take a whole episode to complain about her.

She was originally just the former Madam Xue, a distant cousin of Xue Yangyang's biological mother, so distant that she was tens of thousands of miles away.

But she was diligent and smart at that time, and she followed the advice of the former Madam Xue and took good care of her.

When Mrs. Xue was seriously ill, thinking of her cousin's care, she tried her best to persuade Mr. Xue to let her cousin remarry so that she could rest assured that someone would take care of her daughter.

But since taking the position of Madam Xue,

She changed her face like the Sichuan Opera, so quickly that people exclaimed "What a fool".

The original owner, Xue Yangyang, never enjoyed her blessing for a single day. She really suffered a lot.

Speaking of which, Xue Yangyang was swinging back and forth with the help of a cervical traction device.

While watching the group of people babbling and crying, they walked quickly into Fangfei Courtyard.

"What's the matter? What happened?" Yangyang asked arrogantly.

Madam Xue looked up in shock, and immediately stopped crying, "Oh! My mother!"

"You damn girl, you are not..."

Yangyang understood what she meant, "Haha, look, mother, I feel so comfortable, haha!", and started to act like a fool again!

The reason was that if he didn't pretend to be a fool, he would definitely be killed by this protective Madam Xue.

In the original owner's memory, the current Madam Xue tried every means to harm her eldest daughter because she looked too good.

Fortunately, Yangyang was a little stupid, so she didn't have the intention to kill!

Everyone looked at Xue Yangyang, who had something around his neck and was swinging back and forth in the air by his neck.

"Quick! Get this damn girl down for me!"

Seeing this, Madam Xue's nostrils blew hot air like a cow, and she yelled at the servant beside her,

"This is outrageous! How dare you tease me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people rushed forward, trying to catch Xue Yangyang who was still swinging in the air.

This won't do. I still need another quarter of an hour. If I come down now, all my efforts will be wasted.

Thinking of this, Xue Yangyang gathered all his strength to swing himself higher.

Seeing that he was coming to arrest his servants,

I can neither grasp it on the left nor reach it on the right.

Instead, a large number of them were planted in the water and a large number of them fell on the ground.

"Hahaha! What are you doing? I'll be down in just a quarter of an hour! Hahaha!"

Xue Yangyang was laughing happily, just like watching monkeys in a zoo, when suddenly another voice came from the courtyard.

"Are you going to piss me off to death before you're satisfied? Ahem!"

How could the Left Prime Minister Xue Duanzheng wait in Chenxi Hall with peace of mind? He had to come and see the only bloodline between him and his deceased wife.

Upon hearing the news, Madam Xue hurriedly pushed aside the maidservant beside Xue Zuoxiang and said, "Master, you are not feeling well, why are you here!"

How could the Left Prime Minister Xue Duanzheng just wait patiently? He had to come and see the only bloodline between him and his deceased wife.

Xue Yangyang saw this and naturally stopped making trouble. After all, Zuo Xiang was the person who loved her the most in the family, and he was not in good health.

"Xiao Tao, the stool! I want to get down, I want to get down, my father is going to beat me!"

But his neck was still hurting, so Yangyang had no choice but to bite the bullet and finish his first exercise.

Seeing Yangyang coming down on her own initiative, Madam Xue said angrily, "You damn girl, are you trying to kill your father?"

"Mother, please stop talking about Sister Yangyang. She is sick and has a bad brain!"

You are so good, Xue Qingqing, you are cursing people in a roundabout way!

Forget it, I won’t bother with this stingy, lunatic-looking green tea girl!

Just bear with the pain in your neck! It’s better to pretend to be a fool first, saving your life is the most important thing!

After all, in the original owner's memory, this mother and daughter would torture her by pricking her buttocks with needles and twisting her skin from time to time!

As the saying goes, the enemy is in the open and I am in the dark, only then can I stay safe throughout my life!