No script time travel, the general helped me rise to the top

Chapter 2: Fools are good at pretending that shit is hard to eat

After being "transferred" to the bedroom, Xue Yangyang suddenly felt that he was in big trouble this time!

It has been some time since I traveled through time, but I don’t usually like reading books, so I have no idea whether I have traveled through a book or just a normal person!

Fortunately, he still had some memories of the original owner and could distinguish the monsters and demons in this family.

It’s okay that there’s no script!

Just relying on my 24K brain that can't afford to lose,

From now on, Xue Yangyang's life goal is to not go to work or class, but to eat and drink well and live a carefree and happy life.

"Yangyang! Isn't it good for you to just sit at home obediently?"

Mrs. Xue sat down next to Xue Yangyang's couch and looked at Xue Yangyang with a fake smile on her face, which made her feel scared!

Behind her, she used her huge body to block her evil hand and twisted Xue Yangyang's waist 360 degrees.

In the past, when this happened, Xue Yangyang could still hear Mrs. Xue's classic words, "Death can't catch up with the heat!"

But today, Master Xue Duanzheng is here.

She had to pretend to please him, but actually she was controlling him.

As a basic quality of a worker,

Xue Yangyang adheres to the principle of not offending others unless they offend me, but if someone offends me, I will retaliate double.

Playing a fool! Cheating the dog!

Xue Yangyang endured the pain in his waist and clapped his hands.

"Death can't catch up with the heat! Hot! Hot... hot buns, hot steamed buns..."

Don't ask Xue Yangyang why she didn't just cry to win Mr. Xue's sympathy.

Because the original owner, Xue Yangyang, was not only a fool, but was also threatened by Madam Xue for many years, so that he dared not speak out against her evil intentions.

"You, what are you talking about! Who taught you this?"

Xue Yangyang knew that Mr. Xue would definitely ask this question, because how could a "fool" like her say such a thing?

"She!" Xue Yangyang pointed his finger directly at Mrs. Xue beside him, "It's Baozi, a big Baozi!"

Having said that, before anyone could react, Xue Yangyang bit Mrs. Xue's greasy face!

"Ugh! Ugh! It's not tasty! It's not tasty!"

Xue Yangyang originally wanted to leave deep teeth marks on her face as revenge for pinching her waist.

I didn't expect that this old woman's face was covered with cheap makeup that looked like shit. I can't tolerate it!

"Ouch, ouch!"

Mrs. Xue covered her face with her hands and screamed,

"Master! Master, look at your good daughter. I treat her very well on weekdays!"

It’s not thin, it’s quite thick!

Xue Qingqing rolled her sly eyes.

"Mother, Sister Yangyang, what's wrong with you today? Has your madness become more serious?"

It's a pity that the mother and daughter don't perform a duet.

Xue Yangyang rolled his eyes in his heart, just wanting to end this bloody situation as soon as possible.

The most important thing is that her cervical spine is in pain and she has a splitting headache!

It would be better to have a good cry and let them leave quickly.

"Oooooh! Aaaaaahhhh!"

"Yangyang, my child, you are... ahem, what's wrong!"

Yangyang was in great pain, and Master Xue was in great pain just watching.

"Yangyang! It's all father's fault. He didn't take good care of you."

"Master, you are already in poor health, and you were reprimanded by His Majesty a few days ago. If you don't take good care of yourself, what will we do if...

Mrs. Xue is the wife of the Left Prime Minister after all, but her words are so uncouth.

"Cough, cough, cough!" After hearing this, Master Xue coughed up blood clots. "Yangyang hasn't married yet, I can't die, so stop talking nonsense!"

If it weren't for his inconsistent health, Mr. Xue would never have allowed Mrs. Xue to say so much.

"Get married! Master, Master, you are right! Look, this girl is almost seventeen years old, isn't it time for her to get married? I will go find matchmaker Zhang tomorrow and ask her to find a few more fools."

Mrs. Xue was so excited that she wanted to reveal all her inner thoughts. After a pause, she said,

"Oh no! Find some young men from honest families to come and see me!"

When Xiao Tao heard this, she yelled angrily, "Matchmaker Zhang? That woman is a human trafficker, and the matchmaking she is doing is even worse. How can Madam let her come to propose marriage to Miss?"

The maid Xiaotao was a loyal girl. She shouted at the top of her voice and stomped her feet.

"You dead girl, you also have the right to speak! What do you know, what human trafficker, what nonsense."

Mrs. Xue's face turned red, and she licked Mr. Xue and kept talking.

"Master! Listen to me, everyone in Jingwei City knows about our Yangyang's situation. And which normal young man from an official family is willing to marry such a..."

She was not a person who was very observant of others' expressions. Xue Zuoxiang's eyebrows knitted together when he heard this.

"But you said you wanted to find a wealthy merchant family? I'm afraid that they are rich and uneducated and would look down on us."

"So! Find someone who is in the same situation as Yangyang, who is not afraid of being criticized or bullied. It just so happens that the matchmaker Zhang has all kinds of resources, but that is..."

"Shut up!"

This is really intolerable, but the aunt is intolerable, Master Xue shouted while holding his breath. If it weren't for the old housekeeper supporting him, he would have fainted.

In the past, he always felt that although his second wife was of average character and appearance, she was kind and gentle to the children in the family and taught them carefully.

But these few days he suddenly realized that he had misjudged her and overrated her.

Thinking back to his former wife Jia, his white moonlight, he always felt that he had been so sorry for Yangyang during these seventeen years.

Mrs. Xue was frightened by this scolding. This was the first time she saw Xue Zuoxiang so angry, so she quickly shut her mouth.

"Tomorrow I will bring Yangyang to the palace and ask Qiansi Mansion to help Yangyang find someone she likes!"

"Qiansi Mansion! Master..."

When Mrs. Xue heard that they were going to Qiansi Mansion, her eyes sparkled with red.

That was a marriage palace specially established by the imperial court for the royal relatives and officials of the imperial guards.

Asking them to help find a marriage is equivalent to entering the real upper class without any struggle!

"Master, since you want to watch it, why don't you watch it for Qingqing as well?"

Mrs. Xue tried to sound out Mr. Xue's attitude. After all, she had just been ordered to shut up.

"Qingqing will be coming of age soon, so let's take a break..."

Unexpectedly, Mr. Xue's heart was on Xue Yangyang's face.

"My child! Are you still crying? Stop crying! Your father will take care of it for you! I will make sure you get married in style!"

How could I not cry? My neck hurts.

I just don't have to go to work and have a few days of relaxing and having fun, and suddenly you ask me to go on a blind date?

I am a middle-aged man in my twenties and almost thirty. It is not easy for me to travel through time and space and become a young girl of seventeen or eighteen. Is it easy?

I definitely don’t want to go to the bottom of the sea to look at the stars so soon.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

What's the use of Guang Wu? We need to find a way!

But as a fool, I can't just say no! I refuse or something like that!

Yangyang felt really tired, and then she said foolishly, "Get married! Is it delicious to get married?"

"Sister Yangyang loves to eat all the time. Father, why don't you let me accompany her?" Xue Qingqing finally got the chance to say something.

Madam Xue also cooperated, "Yes, yes, yes! Master, let Qingqing follow Yangyang so that we can take good care of her!"

But it just so happened that Xue Yangyang saw that the mother and daughter were so concerned about this matter, and thought about it.

Anyway, I don’t want to get married, so let Xue Qingqing be the center of attention. I will be happy to have some peace and quiet!

"Sister, go! Sister, go! Sister, let's go together!"

Xue Yangyang pretended to be a fool and laughed it off. Mr. Xue would definitely not disagree, right?

She blinked her butterfly-like eyelids again and looked at Master Xue pitifully. Success or failure depended on this one move.

"Alright! Stay with your sister tomorrow. The palace is heavily guarded, so don't let Yangyang run around!"

Oh my! My dear father!

It would have been better if she didn't say it. Now that she has said it, Xue Qingqing might play tricks on Xue Yangyang in every way tomorrow!

Don’t be afraid, you are just pretending, and it’s still unclear who will win!

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