Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces.
Chapter 119: Pee all over their heads and faces
Who wouldn’t be scared when you’re tied up and an eight-year-old kid is racing with you?
Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie both realized the seriousness of the situation, so they did not dare to provoke Chen Haonan too much, for fear that he would suddenly stand up and lose the steering wheel.
So, I silently suppressed my anger and continued to think of a solution.
During this process, the two of them exchanged glances secretly, thinking in their hearts how to escape.
Chen Haonan seemed unaware of their little actions, and even if he did, he didn't take it to heart. He controlled the steering wheel with his little hands, continued to drive fast, and continued to curse with his little mouth.
"Two aunties, how old are you? You look like you're in your thirties, and you're doing the same things as Sanmao, Nezha, and King Kong Calabash Brothers."
As soon as these words were spoken, Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie's faces were filled with anger. They looked at the small figure with cold eyes, and their gazes were enough to kill.
Mother?
They are young girls, okay?
How could this kid be so vicious?
Chen Haonan felt the unusual looks behind him, but ignored them and continued to teach them a lesson in his baby voice.
"I am a 9-year-old child, but I can tell that you two are more willful than children. What kind of place is this? You even urinate and defecate anywhere, without checking the surrounding environment to see if there are any bad guys. Oh, I won't say more. You have too many problems. You don't act like professional soldiers. You act like noble ladies. You are too individualistic."
"Fuck, it makes my mouth dry."
Chen Haonan frowned, like a little adult, swallowed his saliva, and quickly grabbed the unopened bottle of Wahaha mineral water next to him. He unscrewed the cap with one hand and drank it down gulply.
If it weren't for Wahaha mineral water, he wouldn't bother to say so much.
Boom boom...
The roar of cars continued, and the path ahead was twisted and tortuous, giving people a chaotic feeling.
In the eyes of Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie, Chen Haonan was just driving recklessly and rushing around. They were afraid that the car would accidentally hit a tree and explode, and they would be sent away on the spot.
What they didn't know was that Chen Haonan used the Dahei Prediction to perfectly avoid the obstacles and the soldiers who were constantly looking for him.
Chen Haonan continued to control the steering wheel leisurely, drinking the Wahaha mineral water beside him until three empty bottles appeared beside him, then he braked the car.
Squeak.
Hearing the sound of brakes, Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, finally they managed to save their lives.
Chen Haonan turned his head and saw the expressions of the two girls. He immediately understood what they were thinking and grinned.
It turns out that these two women are also afraid sometimes. If I had known earlier, I would have made the ride more exciting and let them experience the feeling of a roller coaster...
After these thoughts flashed through his mind, Chen Haonan looked at the two women and said, "I'm going to pee, you two should be honest. You are my spoils of war, don't think too much, otherwise, you will be in a worse situation."
After saying that, he opened the car door and jumped out without looking back.
"The opportunity has come."
Seeing this scene, Tang Xinyi's face lit up with joy. She exerted some strength to move her body next to Gu Xiaojie's mouth, and then gave her a look.
Gu Xiaojie understood what Tang Xinyi meant in seconds. She opened her mouth and moved her tongue a few times, then found a sharp blade in the other person's hair. Then, she immediately bit the blade with her teeth, lowered her head and cut the rope on Tang Xinyi's body with the blade.
Seeing the rope on her body break into two pieces in an instant, Tang Xinyi quickly removed the rope on her body and threw it aside, then took a blade and cut the rope on Gu Xiaojie's body.
Throughout the entire process, the two of them cooperated very well. Their movements were clean and neat without any drag. It was obvious that they had practiced this move before.
Tang Xinyi jumped out of the car, stretched her muscles, and cursed, "Let's go, catch that child, tie him up, and ask his parents, who are they? How did they educate their children? For a child like him to come here, he must have been brought here by his family. We must ask them clearly."
Thinking of what had just happened, she was furious. Not only was she peeped at by this kid, but she also wet her pants. Then, his stinky socks were stuffed into her mouth, and she was also lectured by the kid.
When had Tang Xinyi ever suffered such a punishment?
It is tolerable and unbearable.
Even if the other person is a child, he must be taught a lesson.
After getting off the car, Gu Xiaojie nodded and said angrily, "That's right, this kid is so bold and naughty, he needs to be taught a lesson."
The two women were particularly angry about Chen Haonan's behavior, but they didn't know that if they hadn't attacked him indiscriminately, Chen Haonan would have ignored them.
Of course, Chen Haonan could see that the identities of these two women who could come here were not simple, and it was probably related to the exercise, so he planned to follow the clues to see if there would be any unexpected surprises.
Tang Xinyi made a gesture to Gu Xiaojie, and then the two of them rushed towards Chen Haonan who was draining the water, one on the left and one on the right.
They were moving very fast and were about to knock Chen Haonan down.
Suddenly, Chen Haonan made a gorgeous turn and shot a water arrow more than ten meters away.
The two girls' faces changed drastically. They had no time to react at all before the boy's urine covered their heads and faces.
The power of this boy's urine was so amazing that it made them retreat again and again.
"Ouch, I got shot."
"Hey, what the hell is that?"
"Fuck, I'm so pissed off."
"You're still peeing..., you're still peeing... you're asking for trouble, Xinyi, why can he ejaculate so high? I've tried to pee while standing, but I couldn't even reach one tenth of his height..."
The two women came to their senses and kept cursing and dodging.
Chen Haonan grinned, in an extremely good mood.
Young is good!
I can pee more than ten meters against the wind to brainwash two women with serious problems.
Haha ...
After peeing more than ten meters away, Chen Haonan immediately hid the elephant's trunk, flashed his small body a few times, and disappeared into the forest...
"little bastard!"
After feeling that she was not drenched, Tang Xinyi calmed down, looked back, and found that the little figure was gone.
"I'm so angry, where is the little bastard hiding?"
Tang Xinyi was extremely angry and kept cursing while looking for it.
However, after she searched for a long time, the other person seemed to have disappeared out of thin air, without any trace at all.
“I’m so angry…”
Tang Xinyi was furious, her face turned red, her breasts shook up and down, and she kicked the big tree next to her.
Gu Xiaojie took a deep breath and said seriously, "Xinyi, did you see that? It's so scary. Is he really a child?"
"From where do you see it, he doesn't look like a child. Could he be Tu Xingsun?"
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