Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces.

In the jungle.

An off-road military vehicle was parked on the side of the road.

Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie continued to look for a child in the woods, cursing.

“Where’s the guy? I saw this little bastard run in from here, and then he disappeared in a flash?”

"Come out, you were so fierce just now, why did you run away, you rat?"

"Just because you're a child, you can do whatever you want? If your parents don't teach you, I'll teach you."

"And I caught you peeing in front of an adult. You will apologize in front of the whole school at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday."

……

Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie were so angry that they gnashed their teeth and cursed more and more fiercely.

The "tramp" sound of footsteps seemed to be able to wear through the ground. They kept searching in the nearby jungle, determined to catch this little bastard.

Tang Xinyi, in particular, was furious when she thought about how that bastard, at such a young age, dared to peek into the river clams she had treasured for more than 20 years.

However, the child seemed to have disappeared out of thin air and could not be found.

Half an hour later, Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie, perhaps because they were tired of looking for trouble or scolding, returned to the military vehicle one after the other.

Looking at their wet clothes and smelling the strong smell of urine, the two men felt a chill.

I was angry just now and the feeling was not that strong. If I stop now, I can't accept it at all.

The two of them quickly picked up a backpack each from the car, and then walked to both sides of the car to change their clothes.

Tang Xinyi was still frightened. She stood by the car and looked around vigilantly.

It was quiet all around, with only the occasional sound of rustling branches and leaves.

There are ankle-high weeds on the roadside, so it's impossible for anyone to hide there. There's a jungle a few dozen meters away, and we've just searched it, but there's no one there.

Tang Xinyi was still frightened and felt unsafe. After thinking for a while, she squatted down.

She felt safer with the car blocked to one side.

Gu Xiaojie didn't think too much about it. She just squatted down and started changing her clothes.

The two took off their outer clothes first and found that their underwear was wet. They felt disgusted and immediately used two fingers to carefully take off their underwear.

She looked very cautious, as if she was worried that the urine on her underwear would get on her body.

Then he took out a towel from his backpack and wiped his body vigorously and quickly.

As a clean woman, I really can't stand the smell of urine, and I can't stand even boy's urine.

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry, he actually fired the machine gun and chased me with urine, and it was poured into my mouth."

Tang Xinyi wiped the urine off her body and couldn't help but start cursing again.

On the other side of the car, there was the rustling sound of Gu Xiaojie putting on her clothes, followed by her gnashing teeth: "I was also fed two gulps of semen, unconscious, and licked it. Oh my god, I feel sick just thinking about it. Is he really a child?"

This was followed by a few retching sounds.

It’s not a child, how could he pee so far away… The child that the two had been searching for for a long time suddenly poked his little head out from under the car.

The first thing I see is two long white legs, and then looking up... haha, they’re not even as big as my wife’s!

Bah Bah!

It's an eyesore, please ignore it.

After saying that, he turned to the other side, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw the same white patch.

Well! This one is even smaller. The ancients were right. Women with small breasts have big tempers.

Chen Haonan looked at Tang Xinyi who was changing clothes, and nodded thoughtfully.

Naturally, if he dared to say this, Tang Xinyi would definitely grab him and make him open his eyes wide to see clearly where he was small.

It turned out that he had turned around while being chased by two crazy women, and before the other party returned, he ran back in advance, crawled under the car and grabbed the chassis.

He is small, so it is not a big problem. Otherwise, on this mountain road, he might have been injured by a bump somewhere.

It's not that Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie didn't suspect that the child was hiding under the car, but they didn't lie on the ground to look, so they naturally couldn't see the child who pressed his little body tightly against the chassis.

All of this was Chen Haonan's plan, otherwise he would not have been able to enter the headquarters.

But Chen Haonan didn't expect that the two women would actually squat down and change clothes here.

Oh, you have to see it all, especially Tang Xinyi, unfortunately, I have seen everything today.

No, both women were naked from head to toe, but they didn't know it.

Soon, the car started.

In the car.

Tang Xinyi gritted her teeth and said, "I don't know where this wild kid came from. I'm really pissed off by him."

If urine is not flushed clean with water in time, it will smell very bad when it dries. The same is true for pure boy's urine. This is common sense.

The two of them wiped the urine off their bodies, but only now did they feel the unique smell on their bodies becoming more and more overwhelming.

"Open the window, open the window."

The next moment, Tang Xinyi hurriedly lowered the car window. At this moment, she just wanted to find a place to wash herself thoroughly.

"Where did this child go?"

Gu Xiaojie's lips moved slightly and her eyebrows were slightly frowned. Even though the car window was open, she didn't dare to open her mouth to speak.

Even now, he can still feel the aftertaste on his tongue.

"Don't let me meet him again."

Tang Xinyi gritted her teeth.

Ten minutes later, the car arrived at the gate of the base.

The guard came over to check politely, but before he got close, he frowned and looked around in confusion. He couldn't help but whispered, "Strange, it smells like urine. Where does this smell of urine come from?"

The next moment, his attention was focused on the car, and the smell of urine was coming from the car.

At this moment, Tang Xinyi poked her head out and angrily yelled, "What's that urine smell? Let him go."

The guard looked at the tangled hair sticking to his forehead and couldn't help but say to himself, "Is he peeing backwards? His head smells like urine."

Looking at the car, I saw that another female soldier had the same mess of hair.

What exactly did these two female soldiers experience?

Even the comrades in the kitchen squad who raise pigs don’t have such a strong smell of urine.

Wait, what’s going on with these two female soldiers?

When others go into action, they paint camouflage on their faces, but they just make faces. It seems that female soldiers are all very individualistic.

Gu Xiaojie calmed down a bit, her eyes passed over Tang Xinyi, and she looked at the guard on the side. Her pretty face flushed with a hint of embarrassment: "Hello, we had an accident, someone peed... on the car."

"We were invited by Thor to help. Here are our credentials."

After saying that, Gu Xiaojie took out her ID.

The guard checked the documents and snorted. Why did he feel that the documents also smelled? Did these two people take a shower with urine? Why did he feel that everything smelled like urine?

"go in!"

After the guard verified the identities of the two men, he thought to himself and let them go immediately.

"Boom boom."

Gu Xiaojie immediately stepped on the gas, the car's engine roared, and it rushed out with a "whoosh".

She didn't want to stay for even a second.

"By the way, there seems to be urine on your heads. What's with the panda eyes and grimace on your faces?"

The guard thought about it and couldn't help but remind him, raising his hand to wave at the starting car.

Gu Xiaojie saw the guard waving at them in the rearview mirror, but she couldn't hear what he was saying over the roar of the engine, so she drove faster.