Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Just for breaking a wine glass, you want to take someone's life. Don't you take me, Wen Tailai, the Thunder Hand, seriously?

"Ahem" it's a mess, America with simple folk customs is really as good as its reputation.

Jane Foster, who was acting infatuated just now, was also embarrassed. It tastes good, so why did you break the cup?

"Thor, sit down, why are you like this?"

"Isn't this normal? In Asgard, this is the highest compliment for wine."

"This is Earth, which is what you call Midgard. We don't have this custom here." Jane Foster felt a little headache, wondering if she would fall in love with a psychopath.

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time!"

Ruiwen hugged Hong Guan's arm and said, "Brother Guan, is this the naughty kid you were talking about?"

"Just tell me if it's bear enough!"

"Well, there is a little bit!"

"Haha, let's go and meet this naughty kid!"

Hong Guan put his arm around Riven's slender waist, walked to the table for four, and looked at Thor with a smile that made him feel uncomfortable.

"Hey, man, do we know each other?"

"Your name is Thor Odinson, right?"

Thor was immediately excited, "You know my name? Yes, I am Thor, the God of Thunder!"

"For the glory of the northern gods?"

"Well, in your mythology, we are indeed the northern gods, but strictly speaking, we are the Asgardians, who rule the Nine Realms."

"And where's your Thor's hammer?"

This 190cm tall man had an abandoned expression on his face, like a puppy abandoned by its owner, which made Jane Foster's maternal love overflow.

Hong Guan shook his head when he saw this. You are a person born with an apron, and you still want to give Thor motherly love. You are probably going to starve him to death!

"No, I was banished to Midgard by my father, but my hammer is still in Asgard!"

"Huh? I heard that a hammer fell five kilometers to the east and many people couldn't pick it up. I thought it was your Meow Hammer!"

Thor suddenly stood up, startling everyone around him, and the boss put his hand under the table again.

"Your accent is a little strange, but are you sure you're not lying to me?"

"The legs are on your body, why don't you go and see for yourself?"

"You're right, if it really is Mjolnir, you will have my friendship when I get my hammer back!" After saying that, he ran out. Jane Foster was afraid that something might happen to him, so she had to let the professor pay for it, and she also chased him out.

Daisy Lewis, who is Max in 2 Broke Girls, is also a person who likes to watch the fun and make trouble, so she follows closely behind.

Hong Guan did not take Riven out, but instead pulled her and sat opposite the professor.

"Do you have anything else to do?"

Hong Guan showed a kind smile and said, "Professor Eric, it's an honor to meet you. My name is Hong Guan, the chairman of the Magic Dragon Group. You are known as one of the smartest people on earth. I wonder if you are interested in working for me.

I am eager to recruit high-end talents like you. We are about to launch electric cars, and batteries are of utmost importance. "

As expected, Professor Eric shook his head decisively, "Sorry, I have not considered this for the time being."

"That's a pity." Hong Guan took out a business card and placed it in front of Eric. "If you change your mind, feel free to contact me. This is my private number!"

"must!"

The two left the bar, and Ruiwen took Hong Guan's hand and said, "Brother Guan, shall we go find that naughty kid now?"

Hong Guan shook his head and smiled playfully, "Don't worry, since he is a naughty kid, he will definitely cause some trouble. Let's play around for a while first, and then we can go to watch the show!"

Ruiwen smiled and said, "Brother Guan, I want to drive. Let me have some fun!"

"Let's go, my racing queen!"

The two had a lot of fun in the desert. They had to admit that driving in the desert was indeed very interesting, but their super sports car was not the three-cylinder car driven by a colonel!

As night fell, Hong Guan and Riven came to the location of Meowth Hammer, which had been controlled by S.H.I.E.L.D., with Coulson leading the team and Hawkeye perched on a high place, overlooking the entire camp.

The two looked at the small mound at the edge of the camp and saw three figures lying there, acting stealthily.

"Brother Guan, how do you know this naughty kid only attacks at night?"

"Haha, he's a naughty kid, but he's not a fool. After all, he's been following Odin and has fought for hundreds of years. He knows that it's easier to succeed at night!"

"Do you think he can succeed? So you deliberately let Nick send people to block this place?"

"Raven, we are outside in the sky, and there may be satellite surveillance. When you mention a name, you must use a code name. His code name is Black Sauce Egg!"

I don't believe you, Ruiwen was speechless. How could she not know what Hong Guan was capable of? This was just a bad taste!

"Okay, so you deliberately asked Lu Dan to send people to block this place?"

"Of course not. If it wasn't for my request, this place would have been blocked in the morning."

While the two were chatting, Thor also took action, destroyed the barbed wire at a certain location, and sneaked into the camp.

The eagle eyes on high ground discovered Thor's whereabouts at the first time. "Coulson, there is a strong man, about 1.9 meters tall, who tore through the barbed wire and entered the camp. He is suspected to be a superhuman. Should we attack him?"

"Did he have an offensive weapon?"

"Nothing has been discovered so far. The other party is also wearing civilian clothes!"

"Don't attack for now. They might just be curious civilians. I'll arrange for someone to deal with them!"

The two were in the sky, watching Thor's courage and progress, watching Thor moving forward fearlessly, watching Thor become more and more like a man, watching Thor covered in burly men.

Watching Thor go through untold hardships and finally grasp the handle of Meowth Hammer, he pulled it once and it didn't move. He pulled it again and it still didn't move!

His expression changed from surprise to disbelief, and he transformed into a tidal sea spirit, kneeling on the ground and howling to the sky, No!

This scene was so funny that Hong Guan couldn't help but take out some melon seeds and eat them with Riven with relish.

The distraught Thor was subdued by the agents who caught up with him and taken into a makeshift interrogation room. Hong Guan clapped his hands and used his magic energy to eliminate the melon seed shells.

"Let's go, it's time to get down to business!"

The two men landed on the roof and listened to Coulson interrogating Thor. In less than ten minutes, Coulson felt that Thor was a mentally ill person and left with the agents.

Thor, left alone in the detention room, suddenly spoke to the corner.

Hong Guan opened a hole in the roof and jumped in with Riven. With a flash of his body, he grabbed Loki in the corner.

Holding him by the scruff of the neck, he looked like a cat.

Loki raised his hands high, having already decided in his heart that when he returned to Asgard, he would kill Hong Guan with the Spear of Eternity, but he still smiled on the surface!

"Dear strong man, don't be impulsive. Let's talk it out. I am Loki, the son of Odin, not an enemy!"

"Don't worry, I don't consider you an enemy either." Hong Guan smiled, which gave Loki a bad feeling. "I just accepted Odin's commission to train you two brothers."

"Walter?" The two brothers were confused!

"You heard me right, I've already received the reward. This is not the place to talk. Let's leave first!"

As they were talking, the four of them had already entered the dense forest manor. Seeing the women practicing all around them, Thor exclaimed in surprise, "You actually have a Valkyrie troop?

When I was young, I always wanted to join the Valkyrie army. Later I found out that Valkyries were all women, and I was disappointed for a long time! "

Hong Guan looked at Thor and Loki with ill intentions. "You are Thor, the god of thunder, not Thor the god of hammer, right? And you, Loki, are the god of cunning?"

"Yes, I am Thor, the God of Thunder. You should have heard of my name. I am the first warrior of Asgard!"

Loki had a gloomy expression. He thought he was brought to a different dimension, and even Heimdall wouldn't be able to find him for a while!

"Since you know my identity, why don't you let me go? Do you want to bear Odin's wrath?"

"Hahahaha, Loki, at this point, you still want to threaten me. Did you hear him threatening me? Come on all of you and let these two brothers feel how we welcome you!"

Loki looked at the women who had drawn their swords, and his scalp suddenly went numb. "Hey, you don't have martial ethics. If you have the guts, follow the rules of the martial arts world and fight me in single combat!"

Suddenly, Riven punched the position behind Hong Guan. With a "bang", Bambi Loki, who was dressed in gold and green clothes and holding daggers in both hands, was blown away.

It flew hundreds of meters in the air, its body bent into a C shape, and before it landed, it vomited blood!

"How dare you hurt Loki? I'm going to show you how powerful I, Thor, am!"

Thor rushed up, then flew out, also vomiting blood, and lay beside Loki, looking very peaceful!

Hong Guan waved his hand, and two balls of green light fell into the bodies of the two men. As soon as they stood up, the women rushed over like an overwhelming force.

Loki's signature deception spell had no effect at all under the blessing of divine consciousness.

The beating sound continued for twenty-four hours. The two brothers lay on the ground in tattered clothes, with hollow eyes, looking hopeless!

The green light fell into the two people's bodies again. Hong Guan slowly walked in front of the two people, squatted down and patted their faces. "Do you know who is the boss now?"

Fear appeared in the eyes of the two people. "You, you are the boss, you are the boss, don't let them do it again!"

Hong Guan smiled and said, "Very good, just recognize who is the boss. Come on, bring the prepared books over!"

The two women placed hundreds of kilograms of books in front of the two men, one for each.

“These are all ancient military books from the Flower Planting Family. You need to memorize one book a day.

The people who were carried down were given food to eat, new clothes to wear, and separate rooms and big beds.

If you don't memorize it, you will have nothing to eat, no new clothes to wear, and you will have to sleep here and practice fighting with my people for 24 hours!"

Loki smiled. He just couldn't believe that he was not as good as Thor in studying!

I picked up a book, flipped through two pages, and was immediately confused, "Boss, I don't recognize the words here!"

Hong Guan immediately showed his anger. "You are from Asgard, but you don't know the ancient flower-growing language. You really deserve to be beaten. Come, take him out and beat him for five hours!"

Thor, who was flipping through a book, forced an ugly smile as he watched Loki being dragged away. "Boss, I know this kind of writing, but the writing in this book seems to be simpler than what I know!"

This is really unexpected. It seems that Thor is not just a barbarian, he can even recognize traditional Chinese characters.