Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Unexpectedly, Thor actually knew Chinese. Hong Guan waved his hand and said, "Xiao Wen, bring a dictionary over so that our eldest prince can look it up while he's at it!"

Xiaowen smiled and took out a dictionary that weighed more than a pound. When Thor saw it, he felt like the sky was falling. This was a joke!

"Hey, how can I remember this? Are you kidding me?"

Hong Guan laughed out loud, "Damn it! I was kind enough to teach you how to be a king, but you actually said that I was playing tricks on you. This really hurts me. Someone, drag him out and beat him up for five hours, that counts as time!"

Thor was dumbfounded. "Stop it, I was wrong, I admit it, no, no!"

Although he screamed miserably, he was still pulled aside and beaten.

Five hours later, Hong Guan played several rounds of mahjong and came back refreshed. The two men were beaten black and blue and had gained a lot of weight.

"Can you read your book now?"

Loki said with difficulty, "Yes, we can!"

Hong Guan looked at his watch and said, "Be good, it's been five hours now, you still have nineteen hours, don't let me down."

After saying that, he ignored the two of them, took Riven, left the Forest Manor, passed through the portal, and returned to the town.

After walking a few steps, I saw Jane Foster with dark circles under her eyes and Daisy who was sneezing.

"Stop! It's you! You're the ones who told Thor about the hammer. Now Thor has been caught! You're such a jerk!"

"I told him. What's the problem? He is the Hammer God and cannot live without his hammer. Do you blame me?"

"You should rescue him!"

Hong Guan came and said to a little bear, "Sorry, I don't have the ability. I can only wish him good luck!"

Jane Foster was about to explode, but unfortunately she was just a small fry and was no match for Hong Guan. Visually, the gap was too big.

Daisy couldn't help but speak up, "Jane, why don't we take a rest first and think of a solution later. Otherwise, if we don't find Thor, I feel like I'm going to die suddenly."

After taking a deep look at Hong Guan, Jane Foster snorted coldly and left with Daisy.

The two were just about to find a guide to see if there was anything fun to do nearby when they were blocked by two cars.

Coulson got out of the car with a few agents and came to Hong Guan with a smile. "Mr. Hong, we are agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. My name is Coulson. Can I take a moment of your time to ask you a few questions?"

After all, they are all family members, so Hong Guan did not refuse. "Okay, three questions!"

"Thank you. Mr. Hong, what do you think of the hammer that fell from the sky?"

"Meowth Hammer? That's Thor's hammer. No one else can lift it."

"You mean that hammer is Thor's hammer, which means that the Norse gods do exist?"

"Yes, but it's more appropriate to call them aliens, not gods."

"One last question. Did you take away the prisoner we captured last night?"

"I haven't seen it, and I'm not interested, but it's possible that he really is Thor. I have something else to do, so please do as you please."

After saying that, he pulled Raven away. Coulson wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't speak. He waved his hand and asked the agents to make way for the two of them.

The two had a crazy day of fun, and when the 24 hours were up, they returned to Jungle Manor and saw Thor and Loki. They looked as if they had been ravaged a hundred times and were in a state of despair.

"How's your memorization going?"

Thor raised his head first and said, "I know the words on it, but I really don't understand what they mean when put together."

“Isn’t there an annotation?”

"Uh" Thor scratched his head awkwardly "I can't understand even with the annotations. Can you give us more time?"

Hong Guan shook his head and said, "There's plenty of time, but you have to be beaten first!" With a wave of his hand, a hundred sisters came out, shouted, and dragged the two out to beat them again!

Ruiwen burst out laughing, "Brother Guan, if you do this, will Odin seek revenge on you? It's better to just kill them!"

"Haha, they just live too comfortably, with Odin protecting them, I just want them to experience what society is like!

It just so happens that the two of them have fought with Odin for many years and have some skills. It would be good to give others some practical experience!"

Riven was speechless and mourned for the two of them in her heart, hoping that they would not be played into being mentally ill!

In the next half month, Thor and Loki experienced what society was like and were tortured to death every day.

Being a king, fighting, even getting a good night's sleep has become a luxury for them.

Hong Guan was having a great time playing outside with Riven.

Finally, a colorful light appeared in the sky. After the light disappeared, a tall woman with three strange-looking men appeared beside the two of them.

These four people are Thor’s fiancée Sif and his three good friends, the Three Warriors of Asgard!

Seeing the two, Sif walked over and said, "Midgardian, have you seen a blond, strong man named Thor?"

Riven looked at Hong Guan and said, "Brother Guan, is this Thor's friend?"

"Do you know Thor? Where is he now?"

Hong Guan ignored Sif and said, "Raven, these four guys are pretty good, do you want to play with them?"

"May I?"

"why not?"

"Okay, let's play!" Riven smiled, the Tianya sword appeared in her hand, a Chinese armor appeared on her body, and she rushed towards the four people!

Volstagg, the bearded man holding a big axe, is actually a dwarf from Nidavellir, and a relatively short one at that!

"Let me have some fun with this little bitch, all of you get out of the way!"

As soon as she finished speaking, moonlight appeared on Riven's body. She accelerated suddenly, leaving an afterimage, and arrived in front of the dwarf Volstagg. She swung the Tianya Sword and slashed at Volstagg!

Vostak was slow but had quick reactions, and in a hurry, he tried to block the attack with the axe in his hand.

Riven didn't intend to kill him, she just chopped him down as a stab and used the axe blade as a weapon. The huge force knocked Volstagg away!

When Fandral and Hogan saw this, they quickly drew their weapons and attacked Riven who was about to chase them.

Fandral used a scimitar with a very small curvature, somewhat similar to the Tang horizontal sword.

Hogan used a small hammer. Although these weapons look ordinary, they are actually forged by the dwarves of Nidavellir and have runes on them, which have special effects!

Three people besieged Riven. Sif drew out her two swords. The swords glowed red and emitted astonishing heat. She rushed towards Hong Guan, wanting to capture the leader first!

Hong Guan raised his hand casually with a smile on his face, clenched his fist, and Sif flew up holding the sword tightly!

Fandral, who was chopping Riven, shouted, "Sif, be careful, this man is a mutant!"

That’s right, Hong Guan used electromagnetic control. He originally wanted to eliminate your weapon and took Sif’s weapon to see how it went. Unexpectedly, she refused to let go.

Riven shouted, "How dare you be distracted when fighting with me!" The moonlight erupted on her body, and the low temperature made the bodies of the three people stiffen, and then they were rushed out.

With a wave of the Tianya Sword, a single ray of moonlight flashed and hit Fandral, causing frost to form all over his body!

The moonlight attracted each other, and the moonlight on Riven's body flew out like a warhead of a cannonball and hit Fandral, turning him into a ball of ice and falling from the sky.

Hogan shouted, and the hammer in his hand glowed with an ochre-colored light and grew larger, then he smashed towards Riven.

The gravity around her increased, and Riven was also affected. She could only use the Tianya Sword to stab at the enlarged hammer. With a bang, Riven's legs sank into the ground.

With a delicate sneer, the moonlight wrapped around her whole body and she soared into the sky, but missed the spikes rising from the ground under her feet.

He swung the sword more than ten times in succession in the air. The sword energy plus the moonlight made the two men retreat step by step, with blood flowing from the corners of their mouths!

The people of Asgard are indeed stronger than the people on Earth, but their body density is only three to five times that of the people on Earth.

Odin's peak strength is about sixty tons, and theirs are even worse, about ten tons at most. Riven is definitely a planetary-level fighter.

After the sword flashed, both men knelt on one knee, gasping for breath, and their hands holding the weapons could not help but tremble, having lost their fighting ability.

Sif was in an even worse situation, as she refused to let go of her weapon and flew back and forth in the air, becoming a little dizzy.

The divine power in his body exploded, he released his weapon, broke free from the control of electromagnetic force, dropped from the sky, and punched Hong Guan.

The biological force field was fully activated, completely wrapping Sif and fixing Sif in front of him.

Seeing the four men ready to fight to the death, Hong Guan couldn't help but shake his head, "Are all you Asgardians so brainless? This is just a simple sparring match, we don't intend to kill anyone!"

"Where's Thor?"

"Hehe, he and your third princess Loki are secretly training in a place. When he becomes a qualified king, he will appear. You don't need to worry about it!"

"Impossible, you must have kidnapped Thor! Loki now holds the Spear of Eternity and has become the king of Asgard."

Hong Guan was stunned for a moment, but quickly realized that this old guy Odin was quite playful. If Loki was not around, he would become Loki himself.

"Do I have to lie to you? There are only a few of you. Can't I just kill them?"

Sif held her head high proudly, Hogan and Volstagg barely stood up, and as for Fandral, he was still frozen!

"You are not afraid of us, but you are afraid of the great God King Odin. His Eternal Spear can kill you with one shot!"

"It seems that you are very confident. How about this? All four of you come together. As long as you can beat my woman, I will take you to see Thor. How about that?"

Before Sif could say anything, Volstagg started shouting, "Okay, I was ambushed just now, we will definitely win this time!"

With a wave of Hong Guan's hand, Fandral thawed, and green light fell into the bodies of the four people, and their injuries were healed immediately!

Watching Hong Guan retreat about a hundred meters, the four of them surrounded Riven, ready to win by numbers.

The "boom" sound continued to be heard, and half an hour later, the four people were lying on the ground, covered with frost on their bodies, and they were completely unable to stand up.

"It seems like you won't be able to see Thor today. If you don't give up, you can continue tomorrow!"

The four of them nodded and said, "We didn't eat enough today. Once we have eaten enough, we will definitely win!"

Listening to Wostagg's words, the other three looked helpless. Don't you have any idea whether you can win or not?